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My newest cat, Chess, lies on the floor of the shower and isn't giving a damn about my orders for him to vanish, disappear, leave now. He turned one July 29, he was born under the end of the bed where I was bepillowed. So far he has spent every night of his life with me. Does that make for a sweet and grateful kitten? Oh, Hell no. I can make with the treats and come when called for, other than that he doesn't have a lot of use for me. He spends his days indoors pushing things unto the floor and shredding books, unless he's chasing his mother around the house while smacking her butt as hard as he can. Chess likes to watch Cat TV and darts around the screen trying to grab those mice and torture them to death, eventually. He's my darling!

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My newest cat, Chess, lies on the floor of the shower and isn't giving a damn about my orders for him to vanish, disappear, leave now. He turned one July 29, he was born under the end of the bed where I was bepillowed. So far he has spent every night of his life with me. Does that make for a sweet and grateful kitten? Oh, Hell no. I can make with the treats and come when called for, other than that he doesn't have a lot of use for me. He spends his days indoors pushing things unto the floor and shredding books, unless he's chasing his mother around the house while smacking her butt as hard as he can. Chess likes to watch Cat TV and darts around the screen trying to grab those mice and torture them to death, eventually. He's my darling!