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Those who have watched/read Full Metal Panic will understand this joke, those who haven't lemme explain.First: Sousuke is an airhead. Lovable, but still an airhead none-the-less. In the very first episode of Full Metal Panic, Sousuke, along with his companions were getting him ready for his next undercover mission as a high school student...so they gave him all this stuff that normal high school teenagers have. And a condom was there, and this was what the conversation was KINDA like..
Sousuke: What's this?
Melissa- A condom.
Sousuke- I'm aware that it's a condom, but why would high school students need such a thing?"
Melissa- Hey, don't pretend to be so innocent, you dirty old man!
Sousuke: What are you talking about? I've used it before.
Melissa: Woah!
Sousuke: I was all alone in a jungle and lost everything...everything but this. You know it can hold a liter of water.
And for some odd reason that scene was in my head at work.....and this came to be while I was there. I don't know how, but it did. I had a different ending in mind..and it was so much better......but I forgot it by the time I got home. lol. Soo....ending is not ftw. But the condom on his head is kinda funny I suppose. I dunno....maybe I'll take another shot at it another day.
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"Because as we all know, a condom holds a liter of water"....
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An excellent reinventing of the first episode condom gag - good use of the art shift in frame #4, too.
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Sousuke...you do know that one wrong move with Kaname Chidori could be fatal...and I'm talking life or death.
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This made me a new-found FMP fan...
Sousuke is an airhead, yes. But that's just how he is being fully-exposed to military at a very young age.
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OMG. THIS IS SOUSUKE DOWN TO THE T. GOOD JOB.
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Did she dump the condom eater on him? Wait... Lol, condom water!!! ^_^
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i actually hear him saying it guess the in me brain guess i still remember this show in the back of my mind
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sousuke isnt an airhead exacly...just very dense and socially incompetent
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Sousuke's education is visibly lacking, I mean there are things condoms can be used for other things than storing water (the condom should be put in a sock before filling to prevent it from bursting). Other uses include;
keeping your gun barrel from fouling
transporting corrosive materials
smuggling stuff in your stomach
a surgical glove
covering munitions for underwater detonations
one way valve for field chest decompression
And other things that I can't recall at the moment.
Condoms, if they could cut down trees it would be the perfect survival tool.
PS Liked the strip, made me laugh.
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XD That was the greatest scene ever. This is made me laugh really hard. And I like how it ends.
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oh, Sousuke-san, There is so much you need to learn
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I laughed tilll I nearly cried when I saw that scene, especially Melissa's reaction to his deadpan, "I've used one before". I knew at once that I'd love this series passionately, and I was right.
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they need to come out with a 4 season ii mean the manga is still going
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I did that in health class XP the only other person in the class whos an Otaku was like ROFL. the teacher kicked me out
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I'm loving this one!
quite accurate,
Hey Sousuke, YOU EVER THINK YOU SHOULD JUST CARRY WATER IN BOTTLES? XDDDD
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I LOVE IT. SO COOOL AND HILARIOUS. i think i spelt it wrong
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this is too funny,sosuke maybe a airhead,but he is only a airhead when it comes to living a nomral life,he's a military genius but he seriously lacks common sense.
i love the expression on kamakne's face wonly to see her disappont4ed and pissed off look on her face,part of why i like this seires so much
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Question is... why did he HAVE a condom in the jungle in the first place? xDDDd
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That's a question I wondered myself...I wonder if he stole it off of a soldier he killed while that was planning on having sex that night? maybe? XD
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Hahaha 
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This is hilarious, and this is why I love FMP, clueless Sousuke and violent Kaname haha.
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ROTFLOL! Classic Full Metal Panic schtick!
Awesome!
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Because you SO know that this would happen. XD Good job!
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i like this image soooo much!!!
i love FMP series... actually i have the three seasons... (as far as i know there are only three xD)
but still... its great!!
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lol, i laughed soo much when i saw the scene first time... and twice... and third...
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someone needs a crashcourse on culture and another in angercontroll
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