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Dazed-and-Wandering β€” Horns do not work that way

Published: 2011-10-04 04:41:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 19631; Favourites: 415; Downloads: 356
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Description "Trixie, horns do not work that way."
"But the internet-"
"No."

I like to imagine that every once and a while Trixie breaks into Twilight's home to bug her.

(I'd say that if you think this is raunchy then there's something wrong with you, but this is the internet, everything is raunchy!)

Part 1 of my "Stupid sexy Twilight" series.
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Comments: 126

BIGCCV In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 11:27:22 +0000 UTC]

jajajja, muy bueno. ΒΏpor que me recuerda a una tonelada de clop fics que he leΓ­do?

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cid619 In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 10:15:04 +0000 UTC]

Okay, i admit, i lol'd a bit
God damnit, why the hell am i talking in rhymes all week D:

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sodomitor [2011-10-04 08:15:56 +0000 UTC]

- Our horns are TOUCHING...
- Go away Trixie
- But I want to have hot smexy roll in the hay with you <3
- ... go home
- How about friendly cunnilingus before I'll go?
- ...TRIXIE!!!

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ex626AKAKeon [2011-10-04 08:12:51 +0000 UTC]

XD hah

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ThePal In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 07:28:12 +0000 UTC]

Boxbook ftw lol.
Now where's the infant ponies falling out of the horns?

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Dazed-and-Wandering In reply to ThePal [2011-10-04 12:57:05 +0000 UTC]

I think Twilight's book shield should probably be enough to stop Trixie's advances

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Ichiyama22 In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 06:53:21 +0000 UTC]

Take Twilight's horn...AND SHOVE IT!

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DrMeloche In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 06:50:33 +0000 UTC]

Okay, so apparently Trixie is a Big Deal. I'm just now picking up on this

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KairuOkami In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 06:04:35 +0000 UTC]

o3o

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AJ627 In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 05:59:46 +0000 UTC]

Robot Chicken change the way i see unicorns, until i started to watch ponies

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sodomitor In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 05:39:51 +0000 UTC]

Trixie, now channel some magic to your horn! Then try to lick Twilight's horn! Then... RAVISH HER!!!!

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fatfan12345 In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 05:32:07 +0000 UTC]

huh?

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Dazed-and-Wandering In reply to fatfan12345 [2011-10-04 05:34:57 +0000 UTC]

Trixie got the wrong idea about how horns work, from the internet.

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fatfan12345 In reply to Dazed-and-Wandering [2011-10-04 06:42:08 +0000 UTC]

ok that makes no sense but i'm satisfied.

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exiana In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 05:30:34 +0000 UTC]

yeah, twilight at least needs to be flowing magic through the horn as well so the horns would resonate.

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sodomitor In reply to exiana [2011-10-04 13:27:20 +0000 UTC]

- Our horns are TOUCHING...
- Go away Trixie
- But I want to have hot smexy roll in the hay with you <3
- ... go home
- How about friendly cunnilingus before I'll go?
- ...TRIXIE!!!

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3Maxa In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 05:12:45 +0000 UTC]

Don't listen to her Trixie, just try to lick it^_~

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sodomitor In reply to 3Maxa [2011-10-04 13:26:52 +0000 UTC]

- Our horns are TOUCHING...
- Go away Trixie
- But I want to have hot smexy roll in the hay with you <3
- ... go home
- How about friendly cunnilingus before I'll go?
- ...TRIXIE!!!

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Sputtox In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 04:47:33 +0000 UTC]

Twilight needs to go on the internet more~

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Dazed-and-Wandering In reply to Sputtox [2011-10-04 04:50:47 +0000 UTC]

Holy crap, five minutes and 12 feedback messages! Obviously slightly implied Twixie shipping is the ultimate internet food.

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Rekiara In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 04:46:55 +0000 UTC]

This made me laugh

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Fundz64 In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 04:45:56 +0000 UTC]

woa.. those are some sharp and pointy horns you two got there... wait-wutdidisay?

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kyo4kusanagi In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 04:45:23 +0000 UTC]

hhahaha don't listen to the internet much trixie

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Zero-Janitor In reply to ??? [2011-10-04 04:44:11 +0000 UTC]

At least Trixie's making an effort.

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sodomitor In reply to Zero-Janitor [2011-10-04 13:27:04 +0000 UTC]

- Our horns are TOUCHING...
- Go away Trixie
- But I want to have hot smexy roll in the hay with you <3
- ... go home
- How about friendly cunnilingus before I'll go?
- ...TRIXIE!!!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0


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