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Published: 2015-05-19 06:45:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 3096; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 0
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Description (It's so freaking horrible that I made the mate beggar look like my first AJ animal, Sparkle Glampaw ;w; )

This is a combination of two things that happen often in AJ;
1.) Mate beggars asking me to go to their den because I'm male. That's the literal reason. I made my wolf look ugly once and still got mate begged.
2.) Bible-humping little kids.

Honest to f[RARE]ing god. This happens way too often. You say you're a color and alllllll the people in the area go apes[RARE]t. But there are some good sides to it... some.

-Instant mate beggar repellent!
-There will be at least someone defending you!...
-You can troll without punishment!
-...Rainbow power!


Honestly it's sort of fun going around and disturbing small children on the internet as two homosexual wolves. Just sit somewhere as male wolves and make heart emotes at each other and see what happens~

But the homophobia is real.

If you even SIT together with the same gender they still lose their faces. They'll accuse you of being gay and report + block you (and you didn't even need to do anything). So yeah, logic and everything nice.

And also everyone on Animal Jam is fine with lesbians.

Everyone.

Why. Gender equality. Logic. I'm listening to someone play The Sims Bustin' Out. I have Dr.Pepper and crackers. Aquaman. Bye4now.

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Eternal Braveclaw belongs to Keeralarin
Sir Cleverstone and Sparkle Glampaw belong to me
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Comments: 13

endergirlgammer [2016-03-13 07:00:51 +0000 UTC]

Im bi, i can use that....

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Straw-Hat-Wizard [2016-03-02 00:32:54 +0000 UTC]

"I HOPE YOU DED BY YESTERDAY" OMG that's a joke my dad said once XD and this is true, i dress most of my animals as boys and girls are always coming to me and my gawd

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0-Cloud-Shard-0 [2015-12-24 08:03:07 +0000 UTC]

All of the true in this deviation

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OliviaSwag [2015-11-24 01:21:04 +0000 UTC]

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dembabybunnies In reply to OliviaSwag [2016-10-23 09:28:09 +0000 UTC]

Well if your wolf is not gray, the girl knows what's happening

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thefloatingpotato00 [2015-06-15 14:30:36 +0000 UTC]

you can say 'wife' on AJ but if you say 'husband' you get a warning

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JunoandLevi12 [2015-05-19 23:46:04 +0000 UTC]

XD bible-humping little kids

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dbzkaifan159 In reply to JunoandLevi12 [2015-05-20 02:20:14 +0000 UTC]

It's true XD

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JunoandLevi12 In reply to dbzkaifan159 [2015-05-20 02:39:36 +0000 UTC]

i like busted out laughing when i read that it is true like srsly stop being homophobic these childrens can like whoever they like

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dbzkaifan159 In reply to JunoandLevi12 [2015-05-20 02:43:54 +0000 UTC]

Yes exactly. And I have a feeling they're fine with lesbians because they don't know, eh... how it works. I was like that when I was younger.

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JunoandLevi12 In reply to dbzkaifan159 [2015-05-20 03:24:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm strait but just for kicks me and my best friend hold hands and skip through the hallway at school singing "I like you, you like me, homosexuality, people think we're just friends but we're not we're lesbians" like to the tune of the barney song and then we made parodies for strait couples too "i like you, you like me, heterosexuality, people think we're just friends but we're not your my boyfriend/girlfriend" it's just great when me and my bestie come busting through the hallways

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dbzkaifan159 In reply to JunoandLevi12 [2015-05-20 03:51:48 +0000 UTC]

tHAT IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD ANYONE DO

HOLY CRAP

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JunoandLevi12 In reply to dbzkaifan159 [2015-05-20 04:03:09 +0000 UTC]

#SwaggyFriendsWithJuno

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dbzkaifan159 In reply to JunoandLevi12 [2015-05-20 04:15:08 +0000 UTC]

*Claps* Yesss

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