HOME | DD
Published: 2009-08-13 03:27:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 87; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 2
Redirect to original
Description
I met this girlThe other day,
Took her out
On a date.
She said to me,
"Let's do it here
Where everyone can see."
I said to her,
"Sounds kinky,
But they can't watch for free."
She laughed
And gave me bedroom eyes,
Flirty winks,
Pouting lips,
Irresistible smile.
We went to my apartment
And laid down on the couch.
My cell phone started ringing,
And she she threw it to the wall.
That night was a blur
Of blankets and beer.
When I woke up,
She wasn't there;
A pillow was instead.
On the pillow
Was a sharpie,
And it was written on.
I read,
"Call me sometime,
When you're up
For something freaky.
I'll let you be my slave.
Love,
Your new mistress, babe."
I dialed the number
On my barely working phone,
She answered, said hello.
"How's tonight sound?"
The call ended then,
But later than night
She knocked on my door,
I let her in;
She threw me on the floor.
For now,
I'm greeting my dominatrix
And saying goodbye to my hand.
Related content
Comments: 36
glenninacrypt In reply to ddrcoke21 [2009-08-14 03:35:16 +0000 UTC]
You know....You could write hard-core "x"-rated novels for some outfit! You could get rich!.......oh my.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
glenninacrypt In reply to ddrcoke21 [2009-08-14 05:30:09 +0000 UTC]
Alright, alright! "soft-core" then! "Jeeeze", I didn't want to offend you!
It was Miss. Chloe who mentioned it with a certain "sinister-silkiness".
How about you and I come-up with some kind of "Pyramid-Scheme" to dupe
a bunch of people that we don't like or care about....you know, so you
can get-rich-quick! I have a desire to see you rich Steve!
Oh, God! You're one of THOSE people with a deep sense of "moral-correctness"!
Sorry.
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
FolkenDeFanel In reply to glenninacrypt [2009-08-15 02:12:11 +0000 UTC]
*shudders at the though of those trashy drug-store romance novels*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
glenninacrypt In reply to FolkenDeFanel [2009-08-15 03:15:44 +0000 UTC]
Hahahaha, Good one! That so funny....
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
glenninacrypt In reply to ddrcoke21 [2009-08-14 13:29:03 +0000 UTC]
Oh wow, You are sure up late! I can't do that anymore! Wish I could!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
FolkenDeFanel [2009-08-13 05:28:24 +0000 UTC]
Everyone needs a mistress in their life regardless of their preference.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
ddrcoke21 In reply to FolkenDeFanel [2009-08-14 01:32:56 +0000 UTC]
Bahaha I just had to include that last line in something.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
FolkenDeFanel In reply to ddrcoke21 [2009-08-15 02:17:46 +0000 UTC]
Speaking of mistresses: [link]
Enjoy
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
ddrcoke21 In reply to FolkenDeFanel [2009-08-15 02:30:32 +0000 UTC]
Too bad I'm not Steven.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
FolkenDeFanel In reply to ddrcoke21 [2009-08-15 06:35:27 +0000 UTC]
Really? I thought you would have gone with the whole "how you wouldn't want a wife in the first place" angle but....
*shrugs*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
EngagingRomance [2009-08-13 03:53:30 +0000 UTC]
BUT YOURE GAY! this should be about a male.such as..hm MARK
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
glenninacrypt In reply to EngagingRomance [2009-08-13 14:06:13 +0000 UTC]
After reading this.............I think it's an act!
Who's Mark?
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
ddrcoke21 In reply to glenninacrypt [2009-08-14 03:29:53 +0000 UTC]
Oh trust me, it's not. Who says I'm not allowed to write from a different perspective once in a while?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
glenninacrypt In reply to ddrcoke21 [2009-08-14 04:44:20 +0000 UTC]
Not me! I saw way back that you have amazing perspective on all kinds of things!
You are a true writer! You are able to write about all kinds of things! "Gush, Gush"...
I'm just giving Miss. Chloe a hard time!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
EngagingRomance In reply to glenninacrypt [2009-08-13 15:38:55 +0000 UTC]
Steve..is gay,hahaa like no doubt XD and Mark is our friend.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
glenninacrypt In reply to EngagingRomance [2009-08-13 17:20:57 +0000 UTC]
Are you really sure?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
EngagingRomance In reply to glenninacrypt [2009-08-13 17:44:38 +0000 UTC]
IM PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIII IIIIIITTTTTIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEE[:
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
glenninacrypt In reply to EngagingRomance [2009-08-14 03:11:54 +0000 UTC]
You know, I'm told by those that know him well, that he's one hell of an actor!
Very cute reply, by the way..........
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
glenninacrypt In reply to EngagingRomance [2009-08-14 03:27:30 +0000 UTC]
Okay. I believe you! He doesn't look it, but I believe you!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
EngagingRomance In reply to glenninacrypt [2009-08-14 03:31:39 +0000 UTC]
dude he looks gay.
👍: 0 ⏩: 2
AberrationLust In reply to EngagingRomance [2009-08-16 15:40:58 +0000 UTC]
I'll second that.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
glenninacrypt In reply to EngagingRomance [2009-08-14 05:07:32 +0000 UTC]
HE DOES NOT! "Chicky-Poo"!
He looks like a nice young man! Who is very fashion aware, and has stylishly styled blond hair,
and radiant uniform skin and deep-blue contacts, Hollywood smile with a brilliant gleam!
Ever notice that He always dresses with the correct color-matched outfit to complement his current mood?
That kid must be pursued by a bunch of girls!
Of course you saw him in that "Flowery" apron at the fair!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
EngagingRomance In reply to glenninacrypt [2009-08-14 15:42:51 +0000 UTC]
i didnt say it was flowery.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
glenninacrypt In reply to EngagingRomance [2009-08-14 16:19:19 +0000 UTC]
Oh...sorry....you didn't! But you said that it was something a Girl would ware! I asked you about it!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
ddrcoke21 In reply to EngagingRomance [2009-08-13 05:01:33 +0000 UTC]
Not everything has to be about my life. O:
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
EngagingRomance In reply to ddrcoke21 [2009-08-13 15:38:08 +0000 UTC]
don't blame me for questioning..ima fleetard
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
EngagingRomance In reply to ddrcoke21 [2009-08-14 01:36:59 +0000 UTC]
I LICKED YOU AT THE END.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
EngagingRomance In reply to ddrcoke21 [2009-08-14 01:40:15 +0000 UTC]
OMG WHEN I HIT MY LIPS IT SOUNDS WEIRD!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0