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Published: 2006-09-28 05:33:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 2717; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 6
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HEY THERE!Um, how about we CUT THE CRAP I usually spout and CUT TO THE CHASE instead? No? Mkay fine. Um... HEY THERE EVERYBODY! It's me John Rios blah blah blah greatest comic ever blah blah blah buy my book [link] blah blah blah vote for my comic [link] blah blah blah. THERE! NOW WE CAN GET TO THE COMIC!
Check it out my brothas and sistas! It's part 3 of the new DEAD DAYS "The Exam" series! And WATCH OUT, I'm hitting you guys with a bonifide POOPY JOKE! *holds for rousing applause* Thank you, thank you. Yes, it wasn't easy as we all know that poopy jokes are so incredibly hard to write. I mean, poop is just so unfunny! The only thing harder to write than a poopy joke is a fart joke! YOU try making a fart funny. Next to impossible my friend. Next to impossible.
Look, the point is (other than my CRAZY AWESOME joke) is that the reality of the exam has just become VERY REAL to our boy here (almost as much as his necessity for "Depends"). Now the fact remains that he has exactly ONE DAY to prepare for this bastard thing. Doesn't sound like the greatest position to be in, does it? It does if you're in an entertaining comic strip! And if all goes well, this'll be one entertaining ass comic strip. STAY TUNED FOR MAYHAM!
Thanks for reading everyone! And like my babbling said before, BE SURE TO VOTE [link] FOR DEAD DAYS on BUZZCOMIX! I've posted NEW INCENTIVE ART! Vote to see some awesome finished art of your favorite hatchback with a spoiler "AWESOME DUDE!!" I'm just itchin' to break into that top 100! I've been in the 101 for the last 2 days! Help me do it and vote everyday! Or whenever you get the chance is fine too. I'm not pushy.
See you at part 4 (this series is gonna be a big one!)
-John
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Comments: 27
Davio [2006-11-06 02:16:12 +0000 UTC]
I like the gradual decline of his composed expression along the four panels.
I'm noticing how similar he really is to his girlfriend. Perhaps he actually is her, and has been having some extreme psychotic episode throughout the series.
Come to think of it she has put up with a lot since the begining..
IT ALL MAKES A KOOKY KIND OF SENSE!
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dd-luvr [2006-10-07 15:56:05 +0000 UTC]
john, im so glad your comic still has some class! i mean, fart jokes are so junior high but pooping your pants is right up there with grey poupon! haha. get it, POO-pon? what a great joke! im almost as funny as you!
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deaddays In reply to dd-luvr [2006-10-07 20:24:29 +0000 UTC]
Ma'am, you have paved new ways in the way of poo jokes. Some might even call you a Pooeneer. Oh snap.
-John
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Sakuranbo-Ai [2006-10-02 19:08:13 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha, Why is this me right now when I'm supposed to be studying for a test....
and I've been voting every day, but thanks for reminding me in your deviations too
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Melon-Man [2006-09-29 18:13:57 +0000 UTC]
Your in 92nd place! That is some major feet you have there. There much bigger then hobbit feet indeed indeed.
But I wont be surprised if you make it ALL the way to the top 10.
And your right, poopy and fart jokes are probably the hardest to pull off. Like peeing your pants jokes those are pretty easy. But you surely show us that you can pull of a dreaded poopy joke with seaming ease. I kiss the earth you walk oh great comic master!
Praise John! Praise John! Rios-anity is my religion, and i am a missionary!
Peace
-Milan
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VernonDraws [2006-09-29 06:08:18 +0000 UTC]
Poop, LOLZ
This is really funny. I've definitely had that "Oh shit!" moment regarding tests (among other things, like...anniversaries, picking someone up at the airport, delivering a kidney...y'know, the usual) but I've never taken it this literally! Glad I came across your work
You print through ComixPress? Those folks are great, much love to Jodi
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deaddays In reply to VernonDraws [2006-09-29 15:54:35 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha! Yay for Jodi! She helped me out alot. They can have problems keeping to deadlines, but Jodi's cheery attitude makes it all worth while.
-John
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citric-acid [2006-09-29 02:25:16 +0000 UTC]
Ohhhh, the obligatory pooping-in-the-pants comic.
I've been waiting. Oh, how I've been waiting.
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stevygee [2006-09-28 20:50:55 +0000 UTC]
Again, I'm in the exact same situation
People are telling me to study... But I'm happy I've got another week time after this weekend!
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Modders82 [2006-09-28 17:25:12 +0000 UTC]
hahaha great respresentation of a students realisation that they're screwed
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eosmusashi [2006-09-28 14:32:27 +0000 UTC]
I love this "exam" one because I had a friend in Highschool that did the same thing hahaha he was sure he didn't need to study at all for a big time exam
I believe we're on for a "I told you stupid" situation coming up
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Tinarg [2006-09-28 10:21:14 +0000 UTC]
Forget 101. Now you're 99, which is a spectacular 7th place in the competitive field of the cartoony, humorous real-life comics
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deaddays In reply to Tinarg [2006-09-28 14:41:57 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha! It's a very specialized field, but competitive non the less.
-John
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Prankster85 [2006-09-28 08:27:38 +0000 UTC]
That's what I do before most of my exams... goof off and then spend the last night (in best case - week) studying the subject
Well done!
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edfanmh In reply to Prankster85 [2006-09-28 08:30:04 +0000 UTC]
What is your soonest study thing?
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Prankster85 In reply to edfanmh [2006-09-28 15:56:32 +0000 UTC]
The soonest test... International Promotions... That would be tommorrow... I'll get started on this in a couple of hours - it's an easy subject anyway
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oICEMANo [2006-09-28 08:03:41 +0000 UTC]
HAhahaahahahahaha!! reminds me of a few of my exams!
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Frexe [2006-09-28 07:48:03 +0000 UTC]
lol. I've just started my 2.5 week holiday for finishing year 12, and to study for the upcoming exams. I'm going to try and study, especially since these marks are a huge deal.
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