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DeadliestVenom — You're right Jasper...
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Published: 2020-03-23 05:50:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 2726; Favourites: 166; Downloads: 0
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I HAVE been holding back!EEEEEEEEEEEEE I fricken love buff Steven!!!
I just had to sketch out a lil something for the pink boi~
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The Virgin Normal Steven
-Probably only 5'4".
-Suffers from anxiety and depression.
-Has a lot of PTSD.
-Apologizes for everything.
-Cries every minute of this life.
-Lazy afro.
-Thinks vegetarian = more mature.
-Still chubby despite dietary change.
-Can't even be injured due to super-fast healing.
-Proposes to 15-year-old girlfriend out of fear of being alone.
-Ended a billion-year-long Gem hierarchy by telling people to be nice.
THE CHAD ANGRY PINK STEVEN
-Stands an impressive 6'8".
-Doesn't know the words "anxiety" and "depression."
-Gives the middle finger to PTSD.
-Can fly.
-Has super-strength.
-Has super-speed.
-Can summon giant hexagonal spiked forcefields.
-Epic pompadour with manly stubble.
-Can catch and cook his own fish.
-Michelangelo-quality muscles from intense training.
-Killer one-liners.
-Murderer of a Gem.
-Make him mad, and he will turn into a Pink Hulk Godzilla thing.
OUCH!
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Well this certainly puts a darker spin on that "THAT'S NOT MY BABY!" line by Pearl in Say Uncle. Like, "oh my stars what's HAPPENED to you, steven?"
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