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"How could you!" Deadpool screamed as he busted your front door down. You jumped nearly a foot in the air as your book fell from your hands and to the floor.

"What the crap Deadpool!" you shouted at your boyfriend once you heartbeat evened out again.

"You cheated on me!" he declared with his hands on his hips and what you assumed to be a glare behind his mask.

"No I didn't," you defended yourself.

"Yes you did. Twice already in this series." He pointed his finger at you as he took a couple steps towards you.

"Series? Is this more of your crazy "fourth wall" nonsense?" you shook your head at his weirdness as you tried to come up with something to let him know that your "cheating" on him would never ever happen.

"It's not nonsense its the truth! You've cheated on me with the Doctor and Daryl. Although I can't really blame you with Daryl. He is pretty awesome."

"Alright listen, I have never met a guy named Daryl and the only Doctor I know you killed last month. So its pretty safe to say that you're just being insane again," you told him as you placed one hand on his shoulder and used the other to pull his mask up. "I love you and only you."

Deadpool grinned at you before using his fingers to smush your lips into a fish face so with a small giggle you did the same to him.

"I wove wou to," Deadpool told you before leading you into a fish face kiss. You slowly let your fingers fall to his shoulders before bring your hands together behind his neck but he kept your lips locked with his fingers, preventing you from deepening the kiss like you wished.

"I got to go," he muttered against your lips before pulling away and disappearing out the door-less doorway.

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"Hey, (y/n) look, I'm the Doctor!" Deadpool shouted as he once again broke the front door down. With a loud groan you stood up from your chair to chew him out but then you caught sight is the deranged man. The fabric of his mask stretched across the lower half of his face and he held a screwdriver with his left hand while putting a poorly made fez on top of his head. However, the adorableness was lost on you because the only thing you could focus on was the bloody heart staked to the right side of his chest.

"Deadpool, do you remember the talk we had about killing people for stupid reasons?"

"Not at all, but I didn't kill him I un-alived him," he replied with emphisis on the un-alive part.

"That's the same thing." you sighed while rubbing your eyes with your hand.

"Oh, well you still can't be mad at me for it," he stated with a shrug.

"And why's that?"

"Well I never would've un-alived a guy if you hadn't cheated on me."

"For the last time I never cheated!" you yelled at him before giving him a good smack on his head, "Now get rid of the heart and clean up the mess you made!"

"You mean the mess you made."

"I swear if you don't shut up about this I will find a way to kill you!"

With a hurrumph Deadpool finally pulled the heart from his chest and tossed it out into the front yard, "Hey look my body's doing that heling thing you like."

"Clean Deadpool."

"Wha... fine."