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You groaned miserably as you curled into a ball. The covers encasing your body were warm but not warm enough to appease the pulsing pain in your lower torso. You hated your period with a passion it just hurt way too much, especially the first day. The medicine your doctor had given you didn’t work one lick which left you a moaning, groaning lump of pain. Thankfully, for both you and him, Thor was out on a mission and he wouldn’t have to experience your pms rage.
It took all your willpower to get up from your bed, but the promise of chocolate really helped speed things along. You lazily shuffled to the bathroom on the opposite side of your room and grabbed a rag. You rubbed your weary eyes as you tossed the rag into the sink and allowed warm to soak it. As soon as every inch had absorbed water you turned off the tap, wrung the rag and hurried it to the kitchen. You hastily threw the wet thing into the microwave and set the timer for one minute. While you waited for the rag to get heated you located your emergency candy stash.
The moment the microwave beeped you snatched the rag out, but because you weren’t completely classless you waited until you were in the privacy of your room before you slapped it over your ovary area. A pleased sigh left your lips as the heat chased away the pain. Your eyelids fluttered closed in a small state of bliss, but snapped open when the creak of your door filled the room.
“(Name) I have come back early.” Thor declared as he strode into the room.
“Hi honey.” You smiled at your boyfriend. With the sweets and your homemade heating pad you were in a much better mood than before, lucky alien.
“Are you feeling alright?” Thor asked as he peered closely at your face. He sat on the bed beside you and placed his palm against your forehead.
“I’m fine.” You stated while you pushed his hand away from your face however, he didn’t look convinced.
“Then why are you still in bed?”
“It’s my lazy week.” You shrugged and kicked off the cover so that you could retrieve your phone that had fallen.
“You are bleeding!” Thor shouted and you’re your shoulders sagged. You quickly located your phone and let your legs slid of the bed. With a sigh you stood up and turned to go to the bathroom when you felt a pair of arms wrap around you and pull you back to the bed.
“I shall fetch a healer.” Worry filled his eyes as he smoothed stray hair away from your face. He sprung from the bed but you latched on to his arm to stop him.
“Why?” You asked with your head cocked to the side. It wasn’t until he looked at you as if you were insane did you realize he had never been around when you were on your period. Thor easily pried your fingers from his upper arm and laid you back unto the bed.
“You will die if you continue to bleed out like that and I was never taught how to heal.” He spoke to you as if you were a child and if it was any other day besides this one you might have grinned at his tone, but it chose one of the worst days possible and it ticked you off just slightly.
“Listen Thor, I’m not a kid I’ve done this like a hundred times already just let me go.”
Thor looked dumbfounded but allowed you to stand up and speed walk to the bathroom. You kept an emergency set of clothes under the sink so wasted no time in cleaning your skin and changing the bottom portion of your outfit. With your quick movements and the lack of heat the pain in your ovaries shot to life causing you to groan in displeasure. Within a second the bathroom door was slung open, barely missing hitting you in the head, and Thor barged in.
“I am getting a healer.” He announced firmly as he swept you into his arms. You hung your head in annoyance and silently cursed Asgard for their apparent lack of Mother Nature’s wrath while wishing you had been born there.
“Thor I don’t-“ You began but was cut off by his palm over your mouth. His eyes bore into yours never breaking the contact as he swiftly moved to your bed and sat upon the foot of it.
“Are you dying? Have you already seen a healer; is that how you know what to do?” His voice came out hoarse and his eyes began to shine with the makings of unshed tears. Your heart broke in two at the sight of his heartbroken face, so the second his hand uncovered your mouth you flew into a non-descriptive explanation.
“On no, this is completely normal. It happens to all women who aren’t pregnant or too old.”
“Why?”
“It’s our body’s way of telling us we’re not pregnant?” You hoped that would appease him, because it had been awhile since you had learned all the ups and downs of monthly cycle in science. To encourage him not to ask more and the silence was getting a tad awkward you leaned your head to the side and rest it against his chest while you looped your arms around his neck. The two of you sat in peaceful silence until you broke it with a moan.
“It hurts.” Thor observed. In all honesty he didn’t understand why your body was punishing you for not bearing a child, but he wished he could find a way to make it stop. His arms moved to a position where he was pretty much cradling you, but you didn’t mind because his warmth was pleasant.
“Can we watch TV?”
You nodded at him and pointed to your bedside table where the remote was sitting. He quickly reached out and snagged it before passing it to you. You silently pressed the appropriate buttons and soon the TV blasted to life portraying a pad commercial. The commercial had just ended when Thor lifted you from his lap and placed you unto the bed.
“Where are you going?” You called to his retreating form.
“To find this Mother Nature woman and demand that she take back her so called gift.”
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Comments: 258
PhoenixAngel7 In reply to ??? [2014-01-31 22:17:43 +0000 UTC]
Wow this was very good! Thor is so clueless here that it's adorable
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Death-For-One In reply to PhoenixAngel7 [2014-01-31 23:15:30 +0000 UTC]
Thank you and I think clueless Thor is the cutest Thor.
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NalaMarieTotallyRock In reply to ??? [2014-01-31 09:08:03 +0000 UTC]
Yes us women are burdened with horrible fudging mother nature You Suck mother nature! It freaking sucks it feels like your going to fudging die *mutters while backing into a shadowy corner*
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Death-For-One In reply to NalaMarieTotallyRock [2014-01-31 17:34:51 +0000 UTC]
I know. What's worse is when you have a brother and they're like "why are you so mean when you have your lazy week?".
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NalaMarieTotallyRock In reply to Death-For-One [2014-01-31 19:47:16 +0000 UTC]
pfft im usually normal i never go through mood swings or anything plus im an only child so im alone alot :I
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Death-For-One In reply to NalaMarieTotallyRock [2014-01-31 20:46:48 +0000 UTC]
Ah yeah I have three siblings and my mood is either mean or sad.
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Death-For-One In reply to 13AuraDragon [2014-01-31 02:58:54 +0000 UTC]
What did I do this time?
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13AuraDragon In reply to Death-For-One [2014-01-31 12:19:27 +0000 UTC]
How dose Thor not know the works of a period? Then again, he didn't have any sisters.
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Death-For-One In reply to 13AuraDragon [2014-01-31 17:40:58 +0000 UTC]
I'm figuring that in Asgard periods are non-existent. Or at least in this story they are.
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SilverPhoenix14 In reply to ??? [2014-01-31 01:23:50 +0000 UTC]
It's perfect. The whole thing was awesome.Thank you so much for taking the time out of your day to write this for me
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Death-For-One In reply to SilverPhoenix14 [2014-01-31 01:37:17 +0000 UTC]
No problem it was actually pretty fun to write.
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Death-For-One In reply to Odoms-Spire [2014-01-31 00:49:10 +0000 UTC]
Glad you liked it. But that was my exact thought when I saw one of those commercials. I don't get why they call it a "gift".
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Odoms-Spire In reply to Death-For-One [2014-01-31 01:18:18 +0000 UTC]
So true! It is a gift from Satan if that counts!
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DarkikunYumi In reply to ??? [2014-01-31 00:23:57 +0000 UTC]
The last part, was perfect.
Great story! I love it!
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EyezOnly In reply to ??? [2014-01-31 00:11:23 +0000 UTC]
XD XD lol make one for loki idk why but i love Xpmsreader storys is that weirde
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Death-For-One In reply to EyezOnly [2014-01-31 00:38:41 +0000 UTC]
Hmm I already have an idea for it and I don't find you liking pms stories weird at all.
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EyezOnly In reply to Death-For-One [2014-01-31 00:44:16 +0000 UTC]
YAY!!
and thank you i always thought ppl would find me even more crazy than i already am......
i guess i really like the fluffiness and cutess of like loki worring and taking care of you
and like thor being hilariously stupid... in a good way
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Death-For-One In reply to EyezOnly [2014-01-31 00:54:59 +0000 UTC]
Trust me I am very weird as well so I have no room to judge. And I was thinking since Loki can shape-shift the reader forces him to shift into a pmsing girl to feel her pain.
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wakalover2 In reply to ??? [2014-01-30 22:52:26 +0000 UTC]
XDDD
THOR YOU THOUGHTFUL MAN YOU.
blame eve.
she's the one that ate the apple.
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Death-For-One In reply to wakalover2 [2014-01-31 00:47:00 +0000 UTC]
I know, but on the bright side women should be able to handle pain better than guys because we go through pain our entire adult/teen/pre-teen lives.
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wakalover2 In reply to Death-For-One [2014-01-31 02:05:09 +0000 UTC]
damn straight we do. and I had a guy friend who thought that guys got periods too....
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Death-For-One In reply to wakalover2 [2014-01-31 02:55:46 +0000 UTC]
That's um I don't know how to answer that statement.
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Radlady In reply to ??? [2014-01-30 21:49:08 +0000 UTC]
This story is even funnier/cuter when you're actually on your period,lol
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Death-For-One In reply to Radlady [2014-01-31 00:40:10 +0000 UTC]
It's easier to write when you're on it too.
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OokamiBlack In reply to ??? [2014-01-30 21:01:17 +0000 UTC]
Ohmergosh!
That last line!XD
Love it!
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Death-For-One In reply to ToxicPeacockArt [2014-01-31 00:44:16 +0000 UTC]
When he's not trying to kill things he kinda is.
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HistoryandMythLover In reply to ??? [2014-01-30 19:04:44 +0000 UTC]
Oh, Thor! Love you, you sweet, confused man!
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passerdate In reply to ??? [2014-01-30 18:08:25 +0000 UTC]
awwww... Thor is so attentional... and cute..!
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