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         You groaned miserably as you curled into a ball. The covers encasing your body were warm but not warm enough to appease the pulsing pain in your lower torso. You hated your period with a passion it just hurt way too much, especially the first day. The medicine your doctor had given you didn’t work one lick which left you a moaning, groaning lump of pain. Thankfully, for both you and him, Thor was out on a mission and he wouldn’t have to experience your pms rage.

        It took all your willpower to get up from your bed, but the promise of chocolate really helped speed things along.  You lazily shuffled to the bathroom on the opposite side of your room and grabbed a rag. You rubbed your weary eyes as you tossed the rag into the sink and allowed warm to soak it. As soon as every inch had absorbed water you turned off the tap, wrung the rag and hurried it to the kitchen. You hastily threw the wet thing into the microwave and set the timer for one minute. While you waited for the rag to get heated you located your emergency candy stash.

       The moment the microwave beeped you snatched the rag out, but because you weren’t completely classless you waited until you were in the privacy of your room before you slapped it over your ovary area. A pleased sigh left your lips as the heat chased away the pain. Your eyelids fluttered closed in a small state of bliss, but snapped open when the creak of your door filled the room.

“(Name) I have come back early.” Thor declared as he strode into the room.

“Hi honey.” You smiled at your boyfriend. With the sweets and your homemade heating pad you were in a much better mood than before, lucky alien.

“Are you feeling alright?” Thor asked as he peered closely at your face. He sat on the bed beside you and placed his palm against your forehead.

“I’m fine.” You stated while you pushed his hand away from your face however, he didn’t look convinced. 

“Then why are you still in bed?”

“It’s my lazy week.” You shrugged and kicked off the cover so that you could retrieve your phone that had fallen.

“You are bleeding!” Thor shouted and you’re your shoulders sagged. You quickly located your phone and let your legs slid of the bed. With a sigh you stood up and turned to go to the bathroom when you felt a pair of arms wrap around you and pull you back to the bed.

“I shall fetch a healer.” Worry filled his eyes as he smoothed stray hair away from your face.  He sprung from the bed but you latched on to his arm to stop him.

“Why?” You asked with your head cocked to the side. It wasn’t until he looked at you as if you were insane did you realize he had never been around when you were on your period. Thor easily pried your fingers from his upper arm and laid you back unto the bed.

“You will die if you continue to bleed out like that and I was never taught how to heal.” He spoke to you as if you were a child and if it was any other day besides this one you might have grinned at his tone, but it chose one of the worst days possible and it ticked you off just slightly.

“Listen Thor, I’m not a kid I’ve done this like a hundred times already just let me go.”

      Thor looked dumbfounded but allowed you to stand up and speed walk to the bathroom. You kept an emergency set of clothes under the sink so wasted no time in cleaning your skin and changing the bottom portion of your outfit. With your quick movements and the lack of heat the pain in your ovaries shot to life causing you to groan in displeasure. Within a second the bathroom door was slung open, barely missing hitting you in the head, and Thor barged in.

“I am getting a healer.” He announced firmly as he swept you into his arms. You hung your head in annoyance and silently cursed Asgard for their apparent lack of Mother Nature’s wrath while wishing you had been born there.

“Thor I don’t-“ You began but was cut off by his palm over your mouth. His eyes bore into yours never breaking the contact as he swiftly moved to your bed and sat upon the foot of it.

“Are you dying? Have you already seen a healer; is that how you know what to do?” His voice came out hoarse and his eyes began to shine with the makings of unshed tears. Your heart broke in two at the sight of his heartbroken face, so the second his hand uncovered your mouth you flew into a non-descriptive explanation.

“On no, this is completely normal. It happens to all women who aren’t pregnant or too old.”

“Why?”

“It’s our body’s way of telling us we’re not pregnant?” You hoped that would appease him, because it had been awhile since you had learned all the ups and downs of monthly cycle in science. To encourage him not to ask more and the silence was getting a tad awkward you leaned your head to the side and rest it against his chest while you looped your arms around his neck.  The two of you sat in peaceful silence until you broke it with a moan.

“It hurts.” Thor observed. In all honesty he didn’t understand why your body was punishing you for not bearing a child, but he wished he could find a way to make it stop. His arms moved to a position where he was pretty much cradling you, but you didn’t mind because his warmth was pleasant.

“Can we watch TV?”

     You nodded at him and pointed to your bedside table where the remote was sitting. He quickly reached out and snagged it before passing it to you. You silently pressed the appropriate buttons and soon the TV blasted to life portraying a pad commercial. The commercial had just ended when Thor lifted you from his lap and placed you unto the bed.

“Where are you going?” You called to his retreating form.

“To find this Mother Nature woman and demand that she take back her so called gift.”



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Comments: 258

ArtistsSafeSpace In reply to ??? [2019-12-31 02:41:51 +0000 UTC]

Periods are disgusting. It's our bodies way of saying "Hey, lemme remind you you don't have a baby by cleaning out your uterus in the most disgusting way possible!" It's legit one of the grossest ways a female body cleanses itself, because we're 'shedding' (words used from health class, mind you) the lining our womb involuntarily.

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Isenfirekhajiit In reply to ArtistsSafeSpace [2020-05-26 06:14:35 +0000 UTC]

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ArtistsSafeSpace In reply to Isenfirekhajiit [2020-05-26 15:24:55 +0000 UTC]

Now, I know a guy who does have common pains, and I can sympathise with him because he has a physical disease. But it's still pretty shitty for people to not give two fucks about a girl whose suffering. Even older women refuse to assist and sympathise with younger girls because we're 'just being babies' and 'we should be used to it by now.'

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Isenfirekhajiit In reply to ArtistsSafeSpace [2020-06-04 01:30:05 +0000 UTC]

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Hinata-Wolf77 [2019-06-05 18:00:30 +0000 UTC]

Great job. Oh Thor. Keep up the good work

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Buruue [2018-11-01 04:28:18 +0000 UTC]

This is hilariously adorable I love this 😍😁👍

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weirdgirllovegaster [2018-09-09 23:20:18 +0000 UTC]

reader-chan : NONONONONONON THOR I THINK YOUR NOT READY

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IGetNoSleep101 [2018-07-29 14:10:08 +0000 UTC]

I love this! Ironically, I am on my period right now.. why.. ugH but I loved this story!

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ToukoxNforlife In reply to IGetNoSleep101 [2019-01-11 02:26:07 +0000 UTC]

lols same

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DeadAngel-1 [2018-03-08 18:17:09 +0000 UTC]

I seem to read this every time my cycle starts and it always lifts my spirits.

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LaneSmiles [2017-07-29 04:39:13 +0000 UTC]

The end was adorable 😍

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GrystinaTheKiller [2017-04-03 22:11:31 +0000 UTC]

OMG That end doe XD

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Natalie14Art [2016-11-17 21:07:09 +0000 UTC]

OMG so cute!!!

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AnnabellasirenWaters [2016-10-23 20:18:22 +0000 UTC]

Me:*reads the last line then laughs my ass off* I.CANT.BREATH!!!!!!!! XD

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animegirl78954 [2016-08-20 16:03:28 +0000 UTC]

THE TIGER EMPRESS WILL COME WITH YOU AND EAT HER ALIVE!

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daydreamingninja007 [2016-08-16 01:18:11 +0000 UTC]

first that ending was amazing
second I'm laughing so much cause its that time of month for me

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Nevermoremist [2016-08-13 17:40:49 +0000 UTC]

Lmfao Thor is so sweet XD

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DeadAngel-1 [2016-07-13 23:07:38 +0000 UTC]

I really hate that "gift". Like why cant men fell the pain of their wife... if that was true then all men would be gay... god i really wanna be a dude rite now... f*ckin hate work just as much as i hate my period... WHY DO PEOPLE WITH PENIS'S HAVE NO FREAKIN EMOTION!!!!!
     

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AngelinBlue123 In reply to DeadAngel-1 [2018-01-29 23:09:36 +0000 UTC]

It's because the Y chromosome is just a place holder. There's nothing on it except coding for a male sex. True shit, I learned it in biology.

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DeadAngel-1 In reply to AngelinBlue123 [2018-02-25 07:37:40 +0000 UTC]

Wait, r u a freshman? I only ask because that's the only year I was allowed to take that class. And yeah, I know all the sciency bits, but this was more of a ranting rhetorical question.😁

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AngelinBlue123 In reply to DeadAngel-1 [2018-02-25 11:34:01 +0000 UTC]

No, I just remembered biology from sophomore year. I took earth science my freshman year.

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LadyCobblepot [2016-06-30 18:47:39 +0000 UTC]

OMG!!!!! I can't stop laughing at the last line.  

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AuraLady [2016-06-22 18:58:11 +0000 UTC]

**snickers** and all women would thank him lol

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Nevermoremist In reply to AuraLady [2016-08-13 17:42:08 +0000 UTC]

Lol all who have it would agree but those who don't and want to have children probably think we're stupid for complaining

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Magnumgal In reply to AuraLady [2016-07-04 15:37:38 +0000 UTC]

He seriously needs to do that.
(How do i keep finding you?)

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AuraLady In reply to Magnumgal [2016-07-04 15:39:15 +0000 UTC]

It's fate? lol

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Magnumgal In reply to AuraLady [2016-07-04 16:02:18 +0000 UTC]

Maybe.

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MizoreOkamura [2016-06-06 03:59:07 +0000 UTC]

😂 Some how I feel like he would find her and demand her to take periods away

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RamenNoodleFerret [2016-05-22 17:59:08 +0000 UTC]

I've had moments where I know my period is coming, but it's not the pain. It's random emotional breakdowns.

The first time I figured it out, I had screamed at my brother and we both just went quiet, then I got fussy until my mom asked if it was my time.


"Ohh...yeah that makes sense"

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FlyingPastaKitty [2016-03-16 18:04:49 +0000 UTC]

Lmao the ending though! Loved it!!!

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AliceMichaelisShinji [2016-02-25 15:52:19 +0000 UTC]

Slap her for me , tell her that all of the female teenagers are suffering from dis! Take em away!!!!

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DeadAngel-1 In reply to AliceMichaelisShinji [2016-07-13 23:09:42 +0000 UTC]

NO! Ask her to make it so you only get it when you want a kid or something like that... like WTF MOTHER NATURE! IMA DIEN' OVAH HERE!!!

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Magicalnomz [2016-02-10 02:57:36 +0000 UTC]

HIT HER REALLY HARD FOR ME PLEASE!!!

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CutePuppy1303 [2016-02-02 16:51:17 +0000 UTC]

YES

THOR

DO

IT

EVERY

WOMAN

WOULD

LOVE

YOU

Slap Her

WITH YOUR GOD DAM HAMMER!

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FanfictionDweeb [2015-12-29 00:49:41 +0000 UTC]

YES


THOR



YES


PLEASE


OH GOD



SLAP HER


WITH YOUR HAMMER

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imafluffykitten In reply to FanfictionDweeb [2016-01-19 06:56:03 +0000 UTC]

YAS

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captaingiggles5351 [2015-11-22 20:59:26 +0000 UTC]

I actually have an electrical heating pad. And my step dad makes me coffee mixed with hot chocolate and calls it a ghetto mocha

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Collettey In reply to captaingiggles5351 [2015-11-23 03:45:47 +0000 UTC]

Actually, something important to know about ghetto mocha; if the coffee is not decaf, the caffeine makes cramps worse. Caffeine and alcohol and the two things to stay away from on your period. 
Take this advice from someone who had to find it out the hard way. 

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captaingiggles5351 In reply to Collettey [2015-11-23 03:51:19 +0000 UTC]

That would've been nice to know a long time ago. Well it's good to know now since I start my period any day now

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Collettey In reply to captaingiggles5351 [2015-11-24 03:08:44 +0000 UTC]

I wish you luck, sister. I'm irregular, so there is little to no warning for me. And even when I think I'm starting, no, it's just freaking phantom cramps. 
But seriously, stay away from caffeine and alcohol. Dark chocolate with a higher percentage of cacao is best. 

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DeadAngel-1 In reply to Collettey [2016-07-13 23:12:00 +0000 UTC]

wish i knew this when i decided to go to Starbucks...

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Collettey In reply to DeadAngel-1 [2016-07-16 06:28:28 +0000 UTC]

I concur. 
Also, eating too much dark chocolate can give you migraines, depending on how much you ate and how well your head was feeling before. 

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captaingiggles5351 In reply to Collettey [2015-11-24 03:11:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. I've been through much worse however.

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Collettey In reply to captaingiggles5351 [2015-11-27 21:19:28 +0000 UTC]

Ach. You and me both. 
And don't mention it. I like introducing people to things that they may have not known before. Knowledge is what you make of it. 

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captaingiggles5351 In reply to Collettey [2015-11-27 21:21:49 +0000 UTC]

I like learning new things unless it's from school

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Collettey In reply to captaingiggles5351 [2015-11-27 21:24:47 +0000 UTC]

I love learning new things, but I have mixed feelings about it being from school. 
The teachers can only teach you so much, and for math, my teacher constantly makes mistakes, so yeah. Not so cool there. 

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captaingiggles5351 In reply to Collettey [2015-11-27 21:34:13 +0000 UTC]

My math teacher doesn't even teach. He gives us the assignment and the equation and says do it

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Collettey In reply to captaingiggles5351 [2015-11-27 21:37:01 +0000 UTC]

Those are the worst. I had one for pre-algebra in my 7th grade, and that's the reason I failed his class. 
I was pissed that I couldn't take algebra in 8th, because I passed all the tests and the teacher actually TAUGHT. 

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captaingiggles5351 In reply to Collettey [2015-11-27 21:45:13 +0000 UTC]

My teachers teach except for my math teacher

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Collettey In reply to captaingiggles5351 [2015-11-27 22:48:07 +0000 UTC]

All of my teachers teach. Some not very well, but they all try. 

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