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Description YEAHHHHHHH TOTALLY THE MANLIEST WAY TO DIE----

explanation: OKAY so...I was talking to ~dreaming-baka about the cucco attack in LoZ ... (after you hurt a cucco enough, its comrades come to attack you xDD)

thennnn she told me that you can actually go inside a house/outside the room to avoid it which I didnt know about till now

SO IN MY DEFENCE

MY LINK WAS MANLY

BECAUSE HE DIDN'T RUN AWAY

YEAH

THE MANLIEST WAY TO DIE

IS DEATH BY CUCCOS

okay so in reality, my Link died a very horrendous death that was not glorious at all, looool OTL.


I've only played LoZ: A link to the past, and Oracles of Seasons+Time, so I dunno if this happens in other games or not xD
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DustyToonLink [2013-11-11 08:23:36 +0000 UTC]

He's dead. ._.

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GuarganRamb [2012-11-14 15:44:02 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! The cucoos are definetly fun to mess with. Although in Phantom Hourglass, they do the same, but only for 30 seconds. After the 30 seconds, they stop. Kinda ruins the fun of it.

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Renee-Niels [2012-06-01 00:51:25 +0000 UTC]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

... XD Reminds me of this one time when my friend was playing Skyrim and accidentally killed a chicken, setting the whole damn village on her XD

The aftermath in this comic: [link]

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deathbybroccoli In reply to Renee-Niels [2012-06-03 00:47:47 +0000 UTC]

OH WOW, that can happen in Skyrim?!?!?!?! I HAVE TO TRY THAT AT SOME STAGE! haha xD

chickens...better not mess with them, eh? lol

(cute comic btw!)

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Renee-Niels In reply to deathbybroccoli [2012-06-03 01:01:07 +0000 UTC]

XD Definitely~

Unless you're in Fable/II/III... The villagers love it when you abuse their chickens by kicking them around... -w-'

And thanks~

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annoy [2011-12-07 20:32:43 +0000 UTC]

lol i did that too. i bombed one then next thing i know i was being attacked O.O i hid in the well trying to wait it out -.- didnt work >< almost died before reaching a house T.T

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Roanam [2011-11-30 04:08:25 +0000 UTC]

The cuccos attack you in Ocarina of time too, and they're simply evil!!
and I had no idea they attack on in Ages, so i'm gonna have to try attacking them now xD

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deathbybroccoli In reply to Roanam [2011-12-05 02:10:47 +0000 UTC]

do they?! ...Oh! AHHA XD have fun with that! hehe

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Roanam In reply to deathbybroccoli [2011-12-05 02:58:41 +0000 UTC]

I will ^^

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koujinx [2011-07-29 13:10:23 +0000 UTC]

I tried this for like two minutes straight in Link's Awakening and it didn't work!
even though the game guide said it would :C

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deathbybroccoli In reply to koujinx [2011-07-29 14:13:49 +0000 UTC]

WHAT IT DIDNT?! DX

that's insane! IT ALWAYS WORKS!! IM SURE OF IT OTLL..unless your game ...is trolling you OTL

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koujinx In reply to deathbybroccoli [2011-07-29 14:18:47 +0000 UTC]

no man, it said 'hit it about 35 times and its friends will attack you'
I it that think like 200 times and nothing ever happened >:1

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japanmoni2222 [2011-07-10 05:59:43 +0000 UTC]

Link is very manly, just think, it wasn't even your arch-enemy that killed you. It was chickens gone bad.

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deathbybroccoli In reply to japanmoni2222 [2011-07-10 22:52:17 +0000 UTC]

YEAHH EXACTLY!! loool

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mayra-trilingue [2011-07-10 02:32:37 +0000 UTC]

NOTABLE LAST WORDS:
"Hey, I wonder what'll happen if I do this?"

MANLY LINK IS MANLY. HE DOES NOT RUN FROM DEATH!
(XD You're awesome.)

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deathbybroccoli In reply to mayra-trilingue [2011-07-10 22:52:43 +0000 UTC]

...ahahaha OTL. my link was probably a bit stupid to be attacking chickens in the first place OTL

YES HE IS. HE IS TOTALLY MANLY. YEAHHHH

(ahahaa, and a tad bit insane x"DD)

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mochi-bunny [2011-06-28 16:32:58 +0000 UTC]

they don't do it in all of them. In Twilight Princess, if you hit them enough times, you can control it for a short while. It's pretty awesome

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adlez-vaatixmidna In reply to mochi-bunny [2011-07-03 00:51:38 +0000 UTC]

my sister did that. she made the cucco walk all the way to link's house.

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mochi-bunny In reply to adlez-vaatixmidna [2011-07-10 01:07:51 +0000 UTC]

lol thats awesome X3

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deathbybroccoli In reply to mochi-bunny [2011-06-28 23:45:47 +0000 UTC]

...GAH NOW I REALLY HAVE TO PLAY TWILIGHT PRINCESS! XDDD

Just so I can control chickens for a short time!! loool

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mochi-bunny In reply to deathbybroccoli [2011-07-10 01:08:16 +0000 UTC]

lol you definitely should. Its awesometastic

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QueenGlitterbutt [2011-06-26 08:43:48 +0000 UTC]

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deathbybroccoli In reply to QueenGlitterbutt [2011-06-26 08:54:51 +0000 UTC]

...IT'S OKAY!!

...Uhmm

Link tried to fight them off at least? looool

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malbat [2011-06-24 01:31:58 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I did that once by accident. I then proceeded to run like wimp outta town.
Wanna know something funny?
In Twilight Princess, you can actually control the cuckoo you attack for a few seconds. They don't gang up to kill you.

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deathbybroccoli In reply to malbat [2011-06-26 08:54:32 +0000 UTC]

Did you? X"D ...ahh at least you knew to run! I just didnt know you could run away OTL

............really?! ....I'll try that out if I ever get twilight princess! xD sounds amusing!!!

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malbat In reply to deathbybroccoli [2011-06-26 22:26:18 +0000 UTC]

It was actually my first instinct after I found out I couldn't hit them to make them stop.

It is rather funny. Not that you can do anything useful, but still.

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SilentWhite7 [2011-06-23 03:54:49 +0000 UTC]

loool death by chickens XD

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deathbybroccoli In reply to SilentWhite7 [2011-06-23 05:53:58 +0000 UTC]

yep, deathbychickens! XDDD

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SilentWhite7 In reply to deathbybroccoli [2011-06-23 06:51:15 +0000 UTC]

XDD lol ftw <3

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deathbybroccoli In reply to SilentWhite7 [2011-06-23 06:52:26 +0000 UTC]

I still prefer deathbybroccoli though *shot* ahahaa xD

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SilentWhite7 In reply to deathbybroccoli [2011-06-23 07:49:13 +0000 UTC]

yes so do i XD my friends dA is death-by-papercuts >u> *becomes deathbychickens* FFFF

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BanoraWhite [2011-06-22 23:01:04 +0000 UTC]

FFFFF GO LINK, GO FORTH AND DIE LIKE A MAN.

Meh, I always would run blindly in panic and then get stuck in a corner or something X'DD

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deathbybroccoli In reply to BanoraWhite [2011-06-23 00:17:33 +0000 UTC]

YEAH GO DIE LIKE A MAN!!!

o-ohh...UHMM RUNNING BLINDLY IN PANIC IS TOTALLY MANLY, YEAHH!!! *shot*&

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Kohane-hime [2011-06-19 22:13:18 +0000 UTC]

XD
OMG I MUST DO THIS! Just to see this with my own eyes!!

(Zelda Ocarina of time (Along with "of time/age) IS my CHILDHOOD! Aaaaaand~~~~~ the reason I'm able to talk in english now.) XD

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deathbybroccoli In reply to Kohane-hime [2011-06-20 00:22:00 +0000 UTC]

YEAHH DO IT!!! LOOOOL

really?! you used zelda to learn english?!! THAT IS SO COOL!! loool <3333333

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Kohane-hime In reply to deathbybroccoli [2011-06-20 16:08:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!! I had too if I wanted to understand the game!XD
(In Canada almost all the games are in english so its the best way for francophone kids like I was to learn english fast.XD)

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Kalumi [2011-06-18 21:51:09 +0000 UTC]

i never knew you could avoid manly death!! D8
ahem i mean.. uhhh.....


can you kill the damn bird anyway? XD

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deathbybroccoli In reply to Kalumi [2011-06-19 00:19:17 +0000 UTC]

...............looool. YEAHH NEITHER DID I OTL

...........uhh I dont think so D; I never managed to OTL

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Kalumi In reply to deathbybroccoli [2011-06-19 14:08:00 +0000 UTC]

i lost my LoZ game *sob* ok, i lied, it was my cousin >3>

i wonder if you can 8VVV i need repayment for all the lives ive lost

that explains my no-lifeness 8'D

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deathbybroccoli In reply to Kalumi [2011-06-20 12:54:45 +0000 UTC]

LOOL. your cousin lost it? XDD

...GIVE IT A GO---*shot*

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Kalumi In reply to deathbybroccoli [2011-06-20 14:38:26 +0000 UTC]

yep, my little couin, i just hope she dosnet lose my pokemon game too DXXX


YOU FIRST.

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Shyruko [2011-06-18 08:54:59 +0000 UTC]

reminded me of Angry Birds XDDDD;

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deathbybroccoli In reply to Shyruko [2011-06-18 09:24:47 +0000 UTC]

LOOOL

that would be fitting xD!

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Shyruko In reply to deathbybroccoli [2011-06-18 09:46:00 +0000 UTC]

poor Link xD

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Usakan [2011-06-18 05:27:09 +0000 UTC]

.... that death is... is........
SURE, VERY MANLY AND BRAVE. not

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deathbybroccoli In reply to Usakan [2011-06-18 05:34:28 +0000 UTC]

YEAH IT TOTALLY IS...REALLY REALLY MANLY, YEAHHHH...*shot* OTL

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diego-toon-master [2011-06-18 04:54:07 +0000 UTC]

damn cuccos XD

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deathbybroccoli In reply to diego-toon-master [2011-06-18 05:24:35 +0000 UTC]

EXACTLY!!! GAHH DAMN THINGS loool

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SakuraMota [2011-06-18 02:51:20 +0000 UTC]

Panel 1 is sooooooooo what I do in every Zelda game.

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deathbybroccoli In reply to SakuraMota [2011-06-18 02:55:38 +0000 UTC]

LOOOL

.. I suppose it is still pretty fun to attack a cucoo, until all it's family shows up xD

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