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Description LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I TOLD YOU I'D DO IT.
freakin months ago, but there, i did it eventually.
and it's still not totally done

OK SO MATURE FILTER EVEN IN LACK OF TRUE BADNESS.
These are my personal opinion anatomical specs for Transformers Interfacing Equipment.
It's all rather bland, and most of this is to do with Spike structures and the outside of ports rather than the inner workings as well.
These are NON-STICKY-VERSE designs, THEY WORK ON THE PRINCIPLE OF ELECTRICAL DISCHARGE EXCHANGE OVERLOAD, but can be modified for sticky.
They are also G1 and TF:A verse compatible, but not so much BayVerse. Holds that they're fine for stuff similar to G1 or TF:A

There will be more in the form of inner valve schematics, but i have to work them out first, cause i'm still not wholly decided on my opinions for the anatomy make-up.

Anywho, these apply to all my smut stories (yea you finally have a proper idea of what i'm talking about) and anyone can use them as reference if they wish.

TF belong Hastak
But the mech junk belongs me, cause they never said anything about this shit in cannon

If you don't like it you can go socket yourself.
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Comments: 243

xCoSmIcCaStAwAyx In reply to ??? [2010-02-24 14:23:25 +0000 UTC]

=^^= I take it I have made Death happy with my praise?

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Deathcomes4u In reply to xCoSmIcCaStAwAyx [2010-02-25 09:19:56 +0000 UTC]

fuck yea

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SeekerSaberstreak In reply to ??? [2010-02-24 13:28:22 +0000 UTC]

OMG this is freaking cool as hell! who modeled for you? was it one of the lambo twins? or was it someone else?

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Deathcomes4u In reply to SeekerSaberstreak [2010-02-24 14:09:34 +0000 UTC]

well me and *zomgitsalaura were discussing that and i confessed that one of the models was Skyfire. The Twins helped too, and Perceptor, for the sake of accurate scientific records, allowed for a sitting for the close valve detail.

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SeekerSaberstreak In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-24 14:35:22 +0000 UTC]

Wow Perceptor helped? wow thats amazing, now i can see the twins helping that is something the would do. but Skyfire? how did you get him to agree to it? im just amazed that you got them all to model for you.......*secretly wonders which ones are the twins n blushes having naughty thoughts about the twins * keep up the good work

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Deathcomes4u In reply to SeekerSaberstreak [2010-02-25 09:19:43 +0000 UTC]

Well Percy coerced Skyfire into it under the pretense of 'science'. Really, Percy is just gunning to get Sky to agree to do a demonstrative sitting for me.
I have the feeling that coy little nerd will get his way, too. Possibly with the help of some specially filtered high-grade X3

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SeekerSaberstreak In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-25 10:29:23 +0000 UTC]

WOOOOOO HIGH GRADE!!!!!!! the good stuff! hehehe well thats percy for you...sneaky lil bot he is, maybe this will raise skys confidence now, hehehehe oh i have a dirty one track processor today

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Deathcomes4u In reply to SeekerSaberstreak [2010-02-25 11:24:17 +0000 UTC]

thats the best kind of processor to have... other than a multi-track one with all channels playing smut, crack and 'facing X333

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SeekerSaberstreak In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-25 13:28:38 +0000 UTC]

slag yeah! oooooooooooooooooh the dirty dirty things i have been thinkning hehehehehe

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Deathcomes4u In reply to SeekerSaberstreak [2010-02-25 13:29:37 +0000 UTC]

if you think your CPU is warped though, you should read the convo me and Laura just had
It involves light up robo-wangs lol

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SeekerSaberstreak In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-25 14:45:40 +0000 UTC]

lol niice u should read the msn rp i have with my friend hot and steamy scences wooooooooo! and we talk about oh many a things, like how big rodimus prime spike would be and well we know how big skys is lol

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Deathcomes4u In reply to SeekerSaberstreak [2010-02-26 06:37:54 +0000 UTC]

looool

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SeekerSaberstreak In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-26 07:13:55 +0000 UTC]

^_^ OMG you should draw rodimus' i would love to see that hehehehe

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Masqueadrift In reply to ??? [2010-02-24 13:24:53 +0000 UTC]

o3o Oh my~ I'm glad this isn't just "LOL COCK" like a lot of the stuff I've seen. I like the detailed diagram you've given, very informative. Nicely done, saving this for future reference. :3

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Deathcomes4u In reply to Masqueadrift [2010-02-24 14:10:53 +0000 UTC]

yea robotcock really just... makes no sense to me.
Mind you i now can't plug stuff up to my computer without feeling dirty

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Masqueadrift In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-24 23:14:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah me either. I find it somewhat disturbing to be honest but... I dunno. lol

*laughs* Omg yeah. Every time I plug a usb cable into my laptop [which I've named Starscream incidentally.] I can't help but snicker about it.

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Deathcomes4u In reply to Masqueadrift [2010-02-25 09:10:14 +0000 UTC]

i feel kinda bad forcing my lappy Trevor to interface with my camera, but my ravage USB seems to enjoy the experience

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Masqueadrift In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-25 10:32:19 +0000 UTC]

Poor Trevor.

Well as long as he doesn't fail and refuse the connection, the way Starscream does with my external HD, then I suppose it can't be all bad.

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Deathcomes4u In reply to Masqueadrift [2010-02-25 11:23:19 +0000 UTC]

well Trevor seems to get pissy with the wireless, so i can only assume he hates teases and wants hardline or nothing from his partners.
No worries, i think my computer is as much a whore as my brain is
I mean, i have corrupted his hard-drive and activity cache with enough smut, so it's no suprise really

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Masqueadrift In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-26 02:00:54 +0000 UTC]

ROFL! I can't say as I blame him... there's nothing worse then a tease. I'd think a hardline connection would be far more enjoyable.

And I'm always calling mine a whore, even when I'm not collecting tfsmut. I keep finding things I don't remember collecting and find myself talking to the damn thing; "Just what are you doing when I'm not here to keep an eye on you, huh? You dirty whore!"

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AtalaSirion In reply to ??? [2010-02-24 12:31:48 +0000 UTC]

ya are pure evil lol amazing job ya do

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nybuh In reply to ??? [2010-02-24 12:31:10 +0000 UTC]

Wow, this is interesting. I'll have to come back and stare it some more when I actually have time to do so. XD

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Deathcomes4u In reply to nybuh [2010-02-24 12:35:02 +0000 UTC]

loool

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v-for-vincent In reply to ??? [2010-02-24 12:28:18 +0000 UTC]

It's almost like an old anatomical study!
Very Da Vinciesque!

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Deathcomes4u In reply to v-for-vincent [2010-02-24 12:35:25 +0000 UTC]

heheh, all it's missing is the parchment colour to the paper

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v-for-vincent In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-24 13:06:15 +0000 UTC]

And the scripting in Ancient Autobot!
Perhaps backwards, to add a sense of insane genius.

Ratchet: "See this? It's been handed down from medic to medic."

Cliffjumper (giggling): "Well handled I see."

Ratchet: "Get the frag out of my repair bay!!"

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Deathcomes4u In reply to v-for-vincent [2010-02-24 14:11:19 +0000 UTC]

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zomgitsalaura In reply to ??? [2010-02-24 12:18:07 +0000 UTC]

ffff, lol
the top left mech is rather well endowed

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Deathcomes4u In reply to zomgitsalaura [2010-02-24 12:36:03 +0000 UTC]

that's Sunstreaker for you

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zomgitsalaura In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-24 12:39:30 +0000 UTC]

lollollollol
he wishes

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Deathcomes4u In reply to zomgitsalaura [2010-02-24 12:40:01 +0000 UTC]

ok fine, i admit, Skyfire posed for me

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zomgitsalaura In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-24 12:47:25 +0000 UTC]

once again, i say
lollollollollol

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Deathcomes4u In reply to zomgitsalaura [2010-02-24 14:13:05 +0000 UTC]

and perceptor... for the sake of science.

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zomgitsalaura In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-24 23:55:07 +0000 UTC]

oh god, stop
my sides, they're killing meeee~

ffffff, lol
i just had the weirdest vision of Wheeljack having one that lights up like his vocal indicators.

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Deathcomes4u In reply to zomgitsalaura [2010-02-25 09:08:46 +0000 UTC]

OOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA O SHIT HE TOTALLY WOULD... FUCK NOW I HAVE TO USE THAT SOMEHOW SHITSHITSHITSHITHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm thinking a pitch black scene with five lights on.
Optics, panels and wang kekekekekeke ho god that's fucking MUSE FEAST right there

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zomgitsalaura In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-25 09:12:14 +0000 UTC]

lol, that would be robo-wang dear.

laura the muse feeding ninja has struck again.

hah, i only hope the luminescence isn't caused by some sort of infection/

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Deathcomes4u In reply to zomgitsalaura [2010-02-25 09:51:06 +0000 UTC]

no, but it may well indicate his state of arousal

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zomgitsalaura In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-25 09:57:02 +0000 UTC]

lolz, OH GOD
YOUR WANG HAS BLINDED ME

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Deathcomes4u In reply to zomgitsalaura [2010-02-25 10:26:44 +0000 UTC]

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zomgitsalaura In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-25 10:36:22 +0000 UTC]

no need to spend money on crappy glow in the dark condoms

(this conversation has officially entered crack town)


lol, my head muse for some reason was all like "cybertronians have 5 genders"
for no reason today

according to the head muse they have
just male, just female, either, neither and both

you write for the both gender

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Deathcomes4u In reply to zomgitsalaura [2010-02-25 11:21:29 +0000 UTC]

...huh, spose so.
No, wait, there's 6.
The 6th is tentacle.
This category includes Tentacle Ratchet and Bayverse-satellite-raper-soundwave ... and Metroplex according to a plex X scamper fic i read the other day

FUCK I LOVE CRACK CONVOS

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zomgitsalaura In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-25 11:41:35 +0000 UTC]

tentacle goes under the "neither" catagory
mainly because it's members are trying to make up for their lack of robo-wang

also, link to the fic damnit

crack conversations make the world go round

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Deathcomes4u In reply to zomgitsalaura [2010-02-25 11:56:30 +0000 UTC]

uuuuh... can you believe i don't remember where it is?
Ask around LJ, i'm pretty sure that's where i found it... i think... um, maybe...
shit

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zomgitsalaura In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-25 12:03:10 +0000 UTC]

ffff, whatever
i'll live

too busy watching "brave police j-decker" off of youtube
funny, funny shit
my brain keeps playing the transformers theme over the top of it

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Deathcomes4u In reply to zomgitsalaura [2010-02-25 12:05:33 +0000 UTC]

OH WAIT FOUND IT [link]
fuck yes lol, i giggled insanely at the ghey opening creditz

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zomgitsalaura In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-25 12:11:45 +0000 UTC]

i know, right?

i watched the whole first episode in japanese without subtitles (and felt accomplished when i still understood it) before i managed to find subtitles

the end credits crack me up more, i just wanna hug that freaking car

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Deathcomes4u In reply to zomgitsalaura [2010-02-25 12:14:16 +0000 UTC]

i'd watch the whole thing but alas i has not time, for i has work again tomorrow T_T
and yea, that fic popped up on Transformslash, i watch that group, you should too, gives you daily doses of varying kinds of smut, and that one was a gem ;D

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zomgitsalaura In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-25 12:22:26 +0000 UTC]

fff, holy crap
i just finished reading it (adds to faves)

to transformslash, away~

because more robo-wang is always awesome (just to tie this back into the rest of this wang-filled conversation)

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Deathcomes4u In reply to zomgitsalaura [2010-02-25 12:32:42 +0000 UTC]

Twilight has glitter-cum sparkle-vamps... but they pale in comparrison to our LIGHT UP ROBO-WANGS THAT GIVE EXPLOSIVE OVERLOADS
Ohshit, now i feel like drawing Wheeljack with his spike out and all lit up with a mushroom cloud coming out of the end.

This right here really is the definition of crack

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zomgitsalaura In reply to Deathcomes4u [2010-02-25 12:51:03 +0000 UTC]

holy crap
we need to stop smoking whatever it is we're huffin' at the moment
or more maybe
im not sure at the moment

Wheeljack: oh slag, thaaaats~ not a good thing. *stares worriedly at his smoking robo-wang*

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