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Published: 2013-10-04 20:28:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 7845; Favourites: 89; Downloads: 50
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Since my "Liara's fear" Comic I got some notes, that I only make bad jokes to asari and that I screw up with some ME chars.I thought I only took some details out of the game and show them in a funny way... but some people don't get this
But, to show my good will:
I look at every character and try to find all postive and negative things
So, here a lil' fun comic about Jack. And everybody who knows me: I loooooove Jack
So, again a thing which is so weird in story writing
I am happy that Jack is a teacher and I wish her only the best... but sometimes I think, Bioware don't think things to an end, or is to lazy to give us a full explication... -.-
Image this: You are a mommy/daddy of a kid who is in the ascension program, and you get a letter from the school:
"New teacher: psycho-criminal, murderer, thief, wears nearly nothing and go postal from time to time... but she helped Shepard with a mission, but this mission was illegal and with Cerberus. Only as a information. G'Day"
I mean: Jack will be a teacher if she survives the suicidal mission. Even if Shep boinked her and didn't finish her loyality mission... if you act like this, she is not really... nice
So, but you all know: Just for fun and not against Jack... it's against the story writing.
Have fun
PS: A lil' gift to my new awesome friend , we talked about this yesterday
Steven Hackett by Goha
Kahlee Sanders by xX-DorianGray-Xx
Jack by o0Crofty0o
M-6 Carniflex by nach77
Asari by nach77
Background PabloPicasso
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Comments: 136
I really don't know a thing... this makes me scare.
I mean: Who else is in the alliance if they take everyone
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OMG HER REACTION!!!! MAKES ME LAUGH IF I PLAY ME3 AGAIN!!!
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So glad you like it
Thank you so much
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Thank you SO much for that laugh >.<
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I'm happy I mad you laugh
Thank you for the ncie comment
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Stimmt ich habe mich auch immer gewundert, wie man bei dem Profil eine Lehrstelle bekommt.
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Ja... wer weiΓ da schon, wen die Allianz sost noch einstellt
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Awesome.
Many things just doesn't add up in ME3.
Javik, for example. He's the last of his kind. The last living Prothean. And they're throwing him into battle where he risks his life all the time.
If the game would be more logical, it would be like this:
Scientists would take him away, keeping him safe where he would be totally out of harms way, questioning him about war strategies and talking with him, having him translate Prothean data troves day and night for finding ways to help the war from behind bulletproof glass and kept safe in a bunker. Probably helping with schematics for better weapons, spaceship engines and alloys and what not. But not with a gun in hand and on the battlefield where he could be killed any second. *facepalm*
Okay, it's more awesome how Bioware did it but it makes absolutely no sense.
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Thank you
And you are so true
Javik deserve more than only a soldier in the field.
Would be more intelligent... but Bioware did much stupid things
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Welcome ^^
A lot of stupid things, actually. It seems as if they took care of every detail, every small thing happening between ME1 + ME2 and were spending a lot of effort and skill to implement that in ME3. But when someone's focusing on all the small things one tends to overlook the more obvious flaws. Just my two cents.
I really hope they won't make a movie. Really, Bioware, just don't. That'll be a trainwreck worthy of Uwe Boll's disasters and nothing else. I mean, the movie demands high quality effects and expensive costumes to make a world like in Mass Effect truly real on the silver-screen. Just like the Star Wars movies or Lord of the Rings. I doubt they have the money for that and end up with cheap rubber masks and even cheaper tricks. And with broShep being the main hero I'm highly suspicious of lots of broShep/Liara action being implemented just everywhere. BroShep + Liara flirting. BroShep + Liara making out. BroShep deflowering Liara (in a 6 minute softcore action wit lots of closeups). BroShep + Liara having some more sex. Hell, they would even add a Liara shower scene... :/ ImdB rating: nudity + erotic 20/10, story: 2/10. Oh, hey, if you want to know what Mass Effect The Game really is about: just play it. Mass Effect The Movie is just another try to rip off movie goers and serving the male fanbase. /sarcasm off (Sorry, couldn't resist, lol. No offense meant.)
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PS: You are so right: Between M1and M2 they mainly filled every plothole.
And ME2 and ME3... That Drew was gone was the worst ME could happend
Since the Shadow broker DLc (when Drew was gone) things got worse
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veeeeery true.
I am not a fan of video game movies.
The moste of the time you have the name of the game like "hitman" "doom" and then the movie have noooooothing to do tith the game.
You only find some lil' cameos and that is all
So, I'm with you: No ME Movie
If they do one, than a prequell like first contact war, and maybe the last scene you see shepards back (androgyn, you see no male or female)
so you have great ME stuff and nothing which make the game bad
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Okay, I'm outing myself now: I love the Doom Movie. Great popcorn flic and uh, Dwayne Johnson's hot.
But I agree with you 100 % in general. Movie adaptions are bad. Real bad. The worst one was Blood Rayne. I couldn't even sit though that one sober and still stopped watching about a quarter in.
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Blood Rayne is horrobile? But have you seen Postal??
Ouch!!!
And I love Doom
Buuuut! Only if you make a difference between the movies and the games, don't compare them, then you can see great movies
It's the same with Comic Movies. They are also different from the original, but the movies are still great
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No, I haven't. Honestly, the game was so very freaky (but funny, in a very weird way) that I just don't dare watching the movie. How bad is it? Worse than "Bad Taste" (from Peter Jackson)? Or Pacific Rim? (I left the theater and demanded my money back)
Hitman was okay but I haven't seen Resident Evil. I love Evil Dead (uncut) but I really can't watch any gore-y stuff anymore without being seriously grossed out. Guess that's a major downside of getting older. XD But I enjoy watching creepy movies, The Ring, Room 1407, and the like.
But, yeah, just don't compare any of them with the originals. X-Men I - III and Wolverine are awesome, just to name a few. And Men of Steel. I can't stand Superman but that movie is the best.Β Β
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Worse
The Postal movie was sooo bad... sooooo bad!
I like mainly every movie... only this new dance movies like stomp the yard are not mine...
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I always asked myself how the Grissom Academy hire Jack, now I know thank to you xD !
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I agree with you xD
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Yeah... we know it...and we are still confused
Thank you
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Yeah... and she did it
Thank you
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Heh, ok... when you put it this way
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I can see why Jack is freaked. Dealing with kids, she cannot resort to her often tested and preferred method which is blowing a problem away.
Here she would need to use... Dare I say it?.. Diplomacy
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I know waht you mean:.
And yeah, "after" she is a teacher all is fine... but the way to it
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Yeah . . . that seems logical. I actually liked that Jack became a teacher, it does fit her, though I would have still supported, "additional" results in ME3, such as if you had casual sex with her in ME2, she still pretty much hates you in 3.
Nice little fun bit, now you need to do something with Javik and Jack, cause he loves to "touch her"
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Yeah... sometimes I thinktose two would be a great couple
It's a very good idea
And yeah, and additional result would be perfect
Thank you
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lmao! I always wondered how Jack landed that gig...Mystery solved.
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Yeah
Lots of weird mysteries in the ME world
One cleared, 100 open
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Can I suggest one? How about one with the outfit of Ashley's that looks like she's going clubbing, but instead it's armor? I always wondered...Why wear heels in a battlefield and you're a solider that has to run, gun, flip over things and the like.
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Teehee. I can image someone breaking a heel now.
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I thought about that, and I will do that... in addition with some other chars who dress... weird
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Yay! I'll be waiting eagerly for it! ^-^
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I thnk this will be the next one
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Hahahaha. She's the perfect choice!
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For sure... and as I said, I donΓt want a nother one
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alternative title for this:
Teacher Failure
alternative last panel, with jack using her omitool:
"Hello, dumbass Bioware! This is Jack! What kind of fucking shit-drugs you gave these old fools between ME2 and ME3?"
oh, wait... this was kind of another comic, my bad
anyway, jack's face in the end is more than priceless
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But damn.. you are right, this would match perfectly... we see: Biwoare took a lot of drugs
Thank yo, my dear friend
And yeah, I love the last panel, too
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Oh my God that's hilarious!
What were they smokin when they hired Jack?
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....weed mixed with red sand
Thank you
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Lol. I was also thinking how on earth did Jack become a teacher. Thats something that would be more understandable if it was depending on ME2 choices and how Shep was treating her. And showed how she was changing throughout the entire game to become Jack from ME3. It wasn't though. They made just a huge leap in her story, and didn't gave us explanation, and her even serious reason to start teaching.
Jack's expression in last panel is priceless^^
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Thank you so much
And I thought exactly the same
YOur choices have to make Jack a teacher... or not a teacher.
SO many things in ME3 seems lazy... and I hate that fact
and thank you
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waaahhhh...!!! Soooo awesome!! XD I know I wished for this but that you are just eager to create it in such a short time... Wow
But always remember @ everyone out there... WE :heart Jack!
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I make comcis as fast as I read
I'm so happy you like it
Yeah... I love to find holes and the writing faults
And you are so right:
We loooove Jack
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nooooo... so much typos like nowhere else before... I'm just so tired @_@ XD
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