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(20:46:59) Gus da Hobo: my keyboard is sticky now(20:39:20) Gus da Hobo: ahoy shipmate!
(20:39:26) Gus da Hobo: *draws cutlass*
(20:39:31) Gus da Hobo: *slices off your peg leg*
(20:39:37) Gus da Hobo: *drinks rum*
(20:39:44) Gus da Hobo: *swaggers*
(21:40:09) FrostedGiblits: i cant its cut off
(19:10:05) Gus da Hobo: skullfucking is fun
(19:10:06) Gus da Hobo: WOA
(19:10:10) Gus da Hobo: I DID NOT JUST GO THERE
(21:16:08) QuiteTea42: I'm not saying you're a murderer
(21:16:13) QuiteTea42: but you do axe people to death
(19:34:30) Gus da Hobo: and mah olde pubic school had relig holidayz....
(19:34:37) Gus da Hobo: WOA
(19:34:39) Gus da Hobo: MISSPELLING
(19:34:41) Gus da Hobo: OH SNAPPAGE
(16:26:51) HentaiD00D: TELLMEEE
(16:27:00) KoHaNa AiKo: I plead the fifth amendment
(16:27:16) HentaiD00D: you cant plead the 5th! its tooo..FITH-Y for you to handle!
(19:17:23) Gus da Hobo: you can slap the ass of a drawing on some LOOSELEAF!?!
(14:06:20) johnnydepplilgrl: i knew it
(14:06:23) johnnydepplilgrl: ur not white
(14:06:27) johnnydepplilgrl: ur fur!
(20:43:40) HentaiD00D: nowthen. who at ca has teh nice caboose eh? junk in their trunk? lol...
(20:43:47) Gus da Hobo: >_>
(20:43:52) Gus da Hobo: <_<
(20:43:55) Gus da Hobo: John Peebles
(20:43:57) Gus da Hobo: OH SNAP!
(20:41:43) HentaiD00D: You have ripped out my pubes of honor and damaged my scrotum of decency!
(21:25:22) Gus da Hobo: i demand you draw a cartoon of me or i will cut your ballz off and hang them over my fireplace next to the Elephant head
(21:44:52) pie man stan: i'd like to share my CD player
(21:45:00) pie man stan: but i'll only share it with your boobs
(21:28:19) Gus da Hobo: *rolls frag grenade under table*
(21:28:46) Gus da Hobo: dont worry the pin wasn't.....*looks again*...oh crap
(21:28:49) Gus da Hobo: we're all going to die
(20:32:12) HentaiD00D: and he is a fine lad
(20:32:18) HentaiD00D: with many a-testicle-collection to speak of
(20:33:47) Gus da Hobo: those crazy rednecks
(20:33:56) Gus da Hobo: leavin their meth around for the raccoons
(19:13:46) Gus da Hobo: I fear your fangs
(19:14:19) Gus da Hobo: your abundance of hair that is uncombed adds to the werewolf effect
(19:14:29) Gus da Hobo: now you can feast on others without retribtution
(19:13:08) Gus da Hobo: this week im being raped
(19:24:38) HentaiD00D: lets make love
(19:24:38) ZolaOnAOL: I would like to do that too.
(19:25:40) HentaiD00D: with syrup?
(19:25:40) ZolaOnAOL: You and your syrup.
(18:59:05) Gus da Hobo: doors arent food
22:49:58) bum d a cloud: yeesh i'm so frickin boreddddd
(22:50:20) HentaiD00D: go get high. or something.....OOH! build a canoe!
(22:50:49) bum d a cloud: omg great idea
(22:14:30) pie man stan: the average age on the ship wa 85
(22:14:56) pie man stan: *skimpy bathing suit senses tingling*
(22:15:01) pie man stan: *looks*
(22:15:08) pie man stan: *eyes catch on fire*
(18:16:40) Gus da Hobo: that is pure rape in the form of ink
(18:59:24) Gus da Hobo: i just came up with the best title for my history paper
(18:59:35) Gus da Hobo: the topic is "The United States Government and the French Revolution"
(18:59:37) Gus da Hobo: therefore my title will be
(18:59:50) Gus da Hobo: "We gon' kill us a bear!"
(19:00:00) Gus da Hobo: A study of Davy Crockett's adventures in the American Midwest
(14:14:55) Gus da Hobo: *walks into a bush*
(14:15:02) Gus da Hobo: *gets tangled*
(14:15:04) Gus da Hobo: CUT MEH OUT
(14:15:07) HentaiD00D: dude. female bush?
(14:15:11) HentaiD00D: or leafy?
(14:15:13) Gus da Hobo: <_<
(14:15:15) Gus da Hobo: both
(15:13:35) QuiteTea42: TO WOW
(15:13:37) QuiteTea42: *charge*
(15:13:39) QuiteTea42: *gets eaten by a wurm*
(15:13:41) QuiteTea42: *digests*
(14:09:27) Gus da Hobo: it hurts so
(14:09:35) Gus da Hobo: *gets out hacksaw*
(14:09:37) Gus da Hobo: *hacks*
(14:09:40) Gus da Hobo: *bleeds*
(14:09:44) Gus da Hobo: <_<
(14:09:47) Gus da Hobo: pass me the gauze plz
(14:10:01) Gus da Hobo: *wraps stump in tissue paper*
(14:10:07) Gus da Hobo: ill give it as a gift this christmas
(20:56:44) QuiteTea42: I am watchin kchan!
(20:56:48) QuiteTea42: through her window
(20:56:50) QuiteTea42: with my handy telescope
(21:16:54) Fancy Earwig: anwyay
(21:16:55) Fancy Earwig: sup
(21:18:00) Tish Foxfire: chicken buttsex
(20:38:41) Gus da Hobo: max and I ate a plateful of bacon today
(20:38:59) Gus da Hobo: some of the bacon had formed little internal bowls, and grease filled those bowls, thus clogging our arteries
(21:46:37) CuRLyFrY748: is that jesus standing in some shit?
(21:46:47) HentaiD00D: its a baby ruth
(21:46:54) CuRLyFrY748: same thing
(15:46:42) Gus da Hobo: Ah, the carrot dogs
(15:46:48) Gus da Hobo: closely related to the corn dogs
(18:57:23) johnnydepplilgrl: mouth condoms!
(18:57:27) johnnydepplilgrl: on sale today!
(18:57:31) johnnydepplilgrl: isle 4!
(18:29:09) HentaiD00D: u rich kids with your crack cocaine and your mopeds...
(21:54:35) PunkGGoddess: today we stuck ellie's phone in between her boobs
(21:54:40) PunkGGoddess: we couldnt' tell it was there
(21:54:45) PunkGGoddess: she went home and forgot about it for a few hours
(22:56:38) QuiteTea42: rats, I'm not so sure about. If there were little rat popes running around, somebody would notice
(23:08:30) GatesuRyu: you need to "crack" all of the "knuckles"
(23:08:35) GatesuRyu: if you know what I mean
(23:08:37) GatesuRyu: wow
(23:08:44) GatesuRyu: that was naughty sounding
(21:20:32) QuiteTea42: if I don't get a 100 I will gut my teacher and hang his entrails from the flagpole. ^_^
(21:20:38) QuiteTea42: heehee just kidding!
I'd get put in jail!(21:30:05) pie man stan: OMFG
(21:30:17) pie man stan: RUN JESUS RUN
(21:30:28) pie man stan: THAT EEL'S GONNA EAT YOU!
(21:12:05) HentaiD00d: the opposite of hotdog down a hallway…its a tour bus down a rabbit hole
(23:45:40) QuiteTea42: frosted earlobes
(23:45:50) QuiteTea42: part of this complete sexing
(21:39:26) pie man stan: LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!!!
(21:39:45) HentaiD00D: EVERY TIME I DO I HAVE UNCONTROLLABLE BOWEL MOVEMENTS
(23:26:27) PunkGGoddess: estrogen tells us "you're ugly and silly and no man really wants you"
(23:26:44) HentaiD00D: but..we do
(23:26:51) HentaiD00D: usuially more than one of you at a time
(23:26:55) PunkGGoddess: but...that's not what estrogen tells us
(23:26:57) HentaiD00D: multiple times in one night even. Multiple people having multiple orgasms in multiple sessions!
(17:34:21) Gus da Hobo: I like small buttz and I can not lie
(17:34:38) Gus da Hobo: you otha f00lz can't deny
(17:34:59) Gus da Hobo: when a gurl walks in with a monstrous waist and shoves a fat thing in your face you get SICK
(17:35:00) Gus da Hobo: >_>
(19:24:33) HentaiD00D: *snuggle*
(19:24:35) HentaiD00D: eww..vomit...
(19:24:37) HentaiD00D: umm
(19:24:39) HentaiD00D: *air snuggle*
(21:14:04) pie man stan: they breached the buffet lines
(21:14:07) pie man stan: AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa
(21:14:11) pie man stan: WE ALL GONNA DIE
(20:10:20) HentaiD00D: damn constantanople
(20:10:32) HentaiD00D: more like constanta-nipple amarite?
(20:10:36) HentaiD00D: that made no sense, my bad.
(21:35:12) HentaiD00D: what's long, hard and fucked two girls from my science class last week?
(21:35:23) saratadu: wtf?
(21:35:23) HentaiD00D: my Science test!
(21:54:40) gusdahobo: we had many exciting adventures
(21:54:46) gusdahobo: incl00ding the schoolgirls
(21:54:52) gusdahobo: in McDonalds
(21:55:04) gusdahobo: who TOTALLY were liek "OH SNAP, HANDSOME AMERICUNNSS"
(21:55:15) HentaiD00D: wait, what?
(21:55:15) gusdahobo: and i did my signature smooth move "hello ladiez"
(21:55:15) HentaiD00D: lolz
(21:55:24) gusdahobo: and then they swooned
(22:00:06) HentaiD00D: hes all
(22:00:30) HentaiD00D: im jean vlajean, call me MADELINE BIOTCH! and have some monies, cause im a rich mayor convict-bread bandit that makes better bracelet loops
(22:00:40) HentaiD00D: and stuff
(21:32:14) HentaiD00D: @_@ *eats off arms*
(21:32:28) HentaiD00D: *bleeds all over floor*
(21:32:31) HentaiD00D: *collapses*
(21:32:33) HentaiD00D: *spasms*
(21:32:46) HentaiD00D: *is a dead, armless, redundant, deceased corpse, with no arms*
21:59:49) gusdahobo: id give you my sweat
(21:59:53) gusdahobo: but i promised it to the ladies
(19:48:19) QuiteTea42: you going to brag to brandon?
(19:48:21) QuiteTea42: he'll be like
(19:48:25) QuiteTea42: 'I was there a month ago'
(19:48:29) QuiteTea42: and you'll be like, 'testicles dont' count'
(00:37:35) HentaiD00d: aPPLE
(00:38:13) PunkGGoddess: eh?
(00:38:50) HentaiD00d: *ish boired*
(00:39:07) PunkGGoddess: then go do my geometry
(00:39:41) HentaiD00d: hahahahahahahhahhahah
(00:39:43) HentaiD00d: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\
(00:39:47) HentaiD00d: HA HA HA HA
(00:39:51) HentaiD00d: HA!!!!
(00:39:54) HentaiD00d: hahahahahahahahahahahaah
(00:40:03) HentaiD00d: hehehehe...hehe.....heh...hee
(00:40:08) HentaiD00d: im..ok....ok
(00:40:11) PunkGGoddess: ...
(00:40:16) PunkGGoddess: *smacks repeatedly*
19:22:25) Gus da Hobo: both Hill Winstead and I trained under Leon Phelps (the Ladies Man), Frank Sinatra, and James Bond to recieve our blackbelts in getting the ladies
(19:22:31) Gus da Hobo: I currently am a 10th degree
(19:23:07) Gus da Hobo: from Master Wang's House of Pimpery
(21:58:14) PunkGGoddess: ewww...mommy i have chillun guts on me...
(19:26:12) Gus da Hobo: BOOM
(19:26:14) Gus da Hobo: UTERUS SHOT
(03:41:16) HentaiD00d: I mean I don't wanna say his penis is LONG, but when I say THREE INCHES, I mean FROM THE FLOOR! WHO'S WITH ME!?!?
(00:12:57) HentaiD00d: If lobsters looked like puppies, people could never drop them in boiling water while there still alive. but instead they look like Sci-Fi mosnters, so it's O.K. Restaurants that allow their patrons to select live lobsters from a tank should be made to pain names on their shells: 'Happy', 'baby doll', 'junior'. I defy anyone to drop a living thing called 'happy' in rapidly boiling water."
(21:17:21) HentaiD00D: my char's measurements will be:
(21:17:29) HentaiD00D: 37-30-41
(21:17:40) PunkGGoddess: ...she's a bit thick-waisted, isn't she?
(21:17:52) HentaiD00D: >> thats Paige your talking about.
15:54:01) QuiteTea42: their corn goddess was a woman who rubbed her beard and cornflakes fell out... and we're not talking about the facial hair.
(15:54:12) HentaiD00D: ROFL
(15:54:19) QuiteTea42: her sons thought she was a witch, and so they killed her. personally, if some lady had corn falling out of her hoo-ha, I wonder if I'd feel the same way
(19:50:30) HentaiD00D: cant i have friends that are attractive? >> no? must they all be ugly like katie?
(00:10:45) Thebatsgurl: and i cant find my bra
(00:10:48) Thebatsgurl: so i get it on
(00:11:00) Thebatsgurl: no, not like that
(21:47:59) nvrlovedbac: aou;esh;oalkejfgjn;fglk.;urgsdl;jiyrethoiwu;j l;oiwykretj
(21:48:03) nvrlovedbac: l/ikresthxilkd;fhgh/lksdfgk;j/waret
(21:48:10) HentaiD00D: o.o
(21:48:30) nvrlovedbac: that is me cussing u out in my language
(19:45:17) HentaiD00D: its toally a compliment that i'd love you for an asian hooker... i'll dip my egg roll in your duck sauce! BOW-CHICCA-WoW-WOW
(20:35:35) saratadu: NARUTO/SASUKE SHONEN AI/YOAI
(20:35:47) HentaiD00D: and chingy chong shashmoonoo! Link the site already!
(22:05:34) pie man stan: OMGZ
(22:05:43) pie man stan: YOUR SUSPENTION JUST ATE MY BRAIN
(21:13:00) saratadu: she told me that the last time she had worn that sweater was before she had starting getting play
(21:13:06) saratadu: *giggles*
(21:13:58) HentaiD00D: getting..play?
(21:14:00) HentaiD00D: lol..nice
(21:14:07) HentaiD00D: "finding the nemo" as we call it
(21:15:24) saratadu: XD
(21:15:27) saratadu: roflmao!
(21:15:34) saratadu: how does that term come about?
(21:15:43) saratadu: the little fish lost in a big ocean....
(21:15:44) saratadu: oh gawd.
(22:10:54) pie man stan: how does being jewish get you deals?
(22:11:05) pie man stan: last time i checked it only got u killed
(21:59:15) saratadu: Wanna know how I can traumatize both my child and my husband in one blow?
(21:59:21) HentaiD00D: ooh! How!
(22:00:26) saratadu: When my kid's little, before s/he realizes what it means, I'll tell the kid to run up to their dad and say "DADDY DADDY, MOMMY'S PEE-PEE HOLE IS EATING A MOUSE!"
(22:00:33) saratadu: then, when the kid's older
(22:00:39) saratadu: and realize what that means
(22:00:41) HentaiD00D: o.o LOLZ
(22:00:44) saratadu: they'll be SO embarressed
(22:24:15) HentaiD00D: >> i suddenly want to eat the inside of my cheek...
(22:00:43) PunkGGoddess: HEYNICKHEYNICK
(22:00:46) PunkGGoddess: COMEHERENICKCOMEHERE
(22:00:54) PunkGGoddess: DOESNICKWANTAPRESENT?
(22:01:00) PunkGGoddess: MOMMYHASAPRESENTFORYOU!!
(22.20.01) HentaiD00D: Elipses was like:
miss Dailey: they're all closet goths': nick, paige, katie, and alura
Alura: me?
Me: yeah, come on miss dailey, she's Asian, and the yellow clashes with the black!
Miss Dailey: yellow and black go great together, nick
Me: yeah, on a bumble bee
(18:15:56) pie man stan: did i tell u about his promise ring
(18:16:19) HentaiD00D: no
(18:16:23) HentaiD00D: what is it
(18:16:37) pie man stan: he calls it a "visual reminder"
(18:16:43) pie man stan: for no sex untill marrage
(18:16:46) HentaiD00D: hahahahaah
(18:16:58) HentaiD00D: >> like he'd really lostenup enough about it to get tail
(18:17:00) HentaiD00D: and if he did
(18:17:04) HentaiD00D: a ring would stop him? haha
(18:17:12) pie man stan: lol
(18:17:34) pie man stan: that would blow
(18:17:38) HentaiD00D: i no
(18:17:42) HentaiD00D: its like BANGBANGBANG
(18:17:44) HentaiD00D: “baby, wait”
(18:17:48) HentaiD00D: “i jut saw my ring..”
(18:17:49) HentaiD00D: “im sorry”
(18:17:51) HentaiD00D: “i can;t”
(18:17:52) pie man stan: LMAO
(18:39:58) saratadu: The snack that smiles back! *low, deep voice* Goldfish.
(18:40:34) HentaiD00D: lol
(18:40:51) HentaiD00D: the snack that smile- hey! stop that! AGH ! THERE EATING MEEEEeee..
(21:06:45) QuiteTea42: also, apparently the very last episode of West Wing ever was completely blocked out by an hour-long weather report on 'it's rainin'
(21:54:38) Gus da Hobo: could I theoretically walk into Cary High one day and have the band have a legion of trumpeteers play me in while the cheerleading squad tosses rose petals at my feet?
(21:55:35) Vicious Eggnog: lol
(21:55:37) Vicious Eggnog: somewhat
(17:54:28) pie man stan: grab the tail
(17:54:30) pie man stan: and swing
(17:54:41) pie man stan: of course this in't too good for the ferret
(17:55:13) pie man stan: you should only do this if cornered by a rabid zombie
(17:55:22) pie man stan: they're alergic to ferrets
(18:57:14) Gus da Hobo: xxxmen would fit better
(18:57:15) Gus da Hobo: you know
(18:57:17) Gus da Hobo: X3
(19:22:50) saratadu: guys go through this stuff harsher
(19:23:08) HentaiD00D: yeah yeah.. >>
(19:23:28) HentaiD00D: not our fault nature programmed us to impregnate as many femmes a possible before we get eaten by a lion
(22:29:59) pie man stan: remember when u came to homecoming
(22:30:14) HentaiD00D: ya
(22:30:16) pie man stan: and I said Sara had a nice ass
(22:30:23) pie man stan: and you didn't agree
(22:30:31) pie man stan: untill she turned
22:31:06) pie man stan: you were all “i think we have different tastes on- HOLY CRAP”
(21:51:00) Gus da Hobo: here comes the Lollertrain!
(21:51:03) Gus da Hobo: w000t
(21:51:04) Gus da Hobo: w00000t
(20:54:13) saratadu: *thinks backs to her previous essay title of "Impeaches & Cream"
(18:47:05) HentaiD00D: Me: So....what to smother in snapplicious syrup over a dipsulucious stupor? A Toboggen perhaps?! plus, in the muff, dotn be called gus. If you do, well, the freight train in my brain willl drive you insane.
This is true. Keep the badgers away! If they stay, then they will, know, they may, begin to pray, on by a fish fillet.
w00t n' sucheries!
Diamondblood
(17:13:10) HentaiSan34: Purr.....woa. what was that? I didnt know i could do thAGH! *Gag* gah..*barf* oh god..its a lung....why? why? *eyes melt* NOOOOOOO! PUSH IT BACK IN! PUSH! *vomits blood*
(21:35:09) pie man stan: for some reason getting part of my arm gauged out during sex doesn't sound very appealing
(21:35:57) pie man stan: oh yea baby yea
(21:36:02) pie man stan: *GOUGE!"
(21:36:05) pie man stan: WTF
(21:36:06) HentaiD00D: l0loz
(21:36:12) pie man stan: YOU JUST GOUGED MY FING ARM
(21:36:24) pie man stan: I NEED THAT BLOOD ELSEWHERE
(18:47:00) DorkBrigade R Us: small bageltoasters?
(18:47:04) HentaiD00D: lol
(18:47:10) DorkBrigade R Us: what's that, slang for beagle fights where they're humping each other?
(18:47:17) DorkBrigade R Us: silly dogs in heat.
(15:18:50) HentaiSan34: i could also believe that aliens have landed in my earlobe and are using my pancreas to send radio messages to the emperor of sweeden about gordida recepies
(15:18:51) HentaiSan34: but i dont
Gus da Hobo (8:01:34 PM): P-Wood
Gus da Hobo (8:02:09 PM): Where teh golfers play, and we ride on the carts like everyday, big beatz, hit streets, see gangstas rollin, the party dont stop till 8 in the mornin’
(18:42:59) DolphinGLL5: O.o Cute? Wow. >> I can't draw at all... I tried to draw a person once... my mom complimented me: "Oh, what a lovely horse!" ........T.T¨
(18:58:53) DolphinGLL5: Get it in while she's here
(18:58:59) DolphinGLL5: xD
(18:59:07) DolphinGLL5: I'm rephrasing that now
(15:46:45) HentaiD00D: ah *apts*
(15:46:48) DorkBrigade R Us: o.o
(15:46:48) HentaiD00D: er, i mean *pats*
(15:46:50) DorkBrigade R Us: ehehehe
(15:46:53) DorkBrigade R Us: you apted me
(17:37:50) kohana aiko: they thought I was 20-21 too
(17:37:52) kohana aiko: ^_^
(17:38:06) kohana aiko: they actually tried putting a band on me so I could drink
(17:38:16) kohana aiko: but my aunt stopped the lady saying I wasn't old enough
(17:38:26) kohana aiko: and the lady said "She's 21 isn't she?"
DorkBrigade R Us (9:18:05 PM): I FEEL LIKE RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE WITHOUT A SHIRT ON
Sno Cube 999 (6:49:39 PM): Yeah, and you were probably not even with a guy, rather a large house plant you thought winked at you from across the room.
(22:43:54) HentaiSan34: and are so MEAN
(22:43:56) ReiDemon1220: yep, that's me
(22:44:01) ReiDemon1220: bitch central right here
(22:44:03) ReiDemon1220: w00t w00t
(22:44:21) HentaiSan34: lol..mean to YERSELf
(22:44:22) HentaiSan34: thats like
(22:44:26) HentaiSan34: a new level of bitchynezz
(15:21:16) SlummyJack: and remember, nick
(15:21:31) SlummyJack: U OWE ME A FUCKING COOKIE
(22:51:20) pie man stan: she's got an orange palm tree thing growing out her head
(22:51:33) HentaiSan34: lol
(22:51:40) pie man stan: its like cancer
(22:51:44) pie man stan: super cancer
Gus da Hobo: I NEED PANTS
(22:55:11) HentaiSan34: in otha n3wz, mah brotha'
(22:55:30) pie man stan: what about him
(22:55:57) HentaiSan34: about who?
(22:55:57) HentaiSan34: oh
(22:56:02) HentaiSan34: no, im calling you my brother
(22:34:51) HentaiSan34: Concerning www.deviantart.com/deviation/3… , waddya think?
(22:35:27) ReiDemon1220: she's very..shapely... o_O
(22:35:32) HentaiSan34: shapely? lol
(22:35:35) HentaiSan34: nice adjective
(22:35:49) ReiDemon1220: voluptuous?
(22:35:59) ReiDemon1220:
(22:36:37) HentaiSan34: i think that only applies to boobs...
(22:36:39) HentaiSan34: im not sure tho
(22:36:48) HentaiSan34: and yes, concurr'd.
(22:36:57) ReiDemon1220: no, it doesn't, actually
(22:37:03) ReiDemon1220: it means curvy woman
(22:37:43) HentaiSan34: does it?
(22:37:47) HentaiSan34: well i learned something today
(22:37:52) ReiDemon1220: DUDE
(22:37:57) ReiDemon1220: STARFIRE WAS A BEAST
(22:39:21) HentaiSan34: tho i say she needs to hit puberty on the show
(22:39:25) HentaiSan34: so i can be all, 0wned!
(22:40:29) ReiDemon1220: rofl
(22:40:35) HentaiSan34: what? i mean, if starfire went from all like, prepubescent lil girly with laser beams, to like, say, the pic i linked you? with like..laser beams? it'd so rock more.
(22:40:47) ReiDemon1220: pffft
(22:40:47) ReiDemon1220: no
(22:40:54) ReiDemon1220: she doesn't need THAT much curve
(22:40:56) ReiDemon1220: that's..creepy
(22:40:58) ReiDemon1220: and kinda gross
(22:41:01) HentaiSan34: f3h to you, its hawt
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Nice. Wow, I'm in here more often than I thought I'd be. This ups my self-esteem +2.
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lol.whythankyou.
and of course you are, yer funnah!
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(21:35:12) HentaiD00D: what's long, hard and fucked two girls from my science class last week?
(21:35:23) saratadu: wtf?
(21:35:23) HentaiD00D: my Science test! <- (this wins)
(21:14:07) HentaiD00D: "finding the nemo" as we call it <- (that's from House M.D. talking about a little girl who's accidentally masturbating)
(19:23:28) HentaiD00D: not our fault nature programmed us to impregnate as many femmes a possible before we get eaten by a lion <- (very true)
these are great. they remind me how crazy people I know are.
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lol..thnx mate' 
and yes, it is from house! yayyyyy! you win! along with my science quote. >>
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You... watch House too? Dude. We need a "House" party... Ahahaha, get it? GET IT!? >>; Shaddup.
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lol....of course i do. crazy limping bitterman.... >>
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