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Thank you very much!
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Good guess, it's actually my mom at a younger age. I must've gotten the brat gene from her. If it were a drawing of me, there would be a halo and angels weeping, rays of sunlight, stuff like that [thanks].
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I'll have to beat you up for that . I know, such an overload of awesomeness tends to cause immediate eye-cancer. [Does that happen often..? I like to imitate people when they do that until they get annoyed enough to stop. That looks makes me think of a terminator...]
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I know, I know, I beat you up a lot, girly but you're just going to have to deal with it. You forgot to phrase that in a hypothetical way, because the way you said it implies you have any awesomeness, which is clearly the biggest fib since the great blueberry fib of 1898 . [I see that placing Cassie on the bus created such a stench even you couldn't take the bus anymore . By "a bit less crowded" do you mean that Jeff still rides with you? I just got an image of you biking with Jeff being dragged on the ground behind you . That's a great method and all, but holy cow, you must be one extremely annoying person to be around, kudos! The way you said that makes it clear you know nothing about terminators .]
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It's massage, not massage . You must've cried a lot watching that documentary, especially the p-p-part where all the b-bl-blue-berries were tortured and s-s-squished to death and their little blueberry insides spilled out...until just the little skins were left, then even those were ripped to shreds . She's actually been on working on her stench 34/7, that's how committed she is "he's running ahead with my bike is attached to his hips, which I'm sitting on flogging him" -> The true mark of a loyal Jeff, but wouldn't it be more entertaining if you had Jeff ride a unicycle while pulling you? Then you could watch how many times the flogging knocks him off-balance . "You should see how people look at us when we enter the campus" -> Pff, surely you're starting a new form of transportation and they'll want you to teach them! Hahahahahahahahaha, nooooooooooooooooo, I have to say that every now and then to inflate your ego, I saw you crying the other night and mumbling something about people not finding you annoying enough . YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR CEREAL?!?! You truly are an expert! Have you tried putting them in a glass of water and watching how it solidifies the water?
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Don't worry, you're a disgrass wherever you go [when I was looking for a good one to use, I accidentally forgot the m when I tried to type 'massage' into the emote search, the result was... ]. You ate blueberry pancakes??? You butting murderer, haven't they been though enough already??? "congrats, this one was a solid 6/5" -> I see we've masstered the fart [= art] of using numbers incorrectly [34/7, 6/5], give yourself a round of assplause [<- would've been nice if an assplause emote existed]. "let's cut it in half and make a semi-unicycle out of it" -> Much better, although you should borrow some of Geoff's 'Magic Fart-air' and put it in the tire of the half-wheel, that way any time Jeff's wheel moves, it sounds like he's farting. Just in case, you know, you'd like even more stares . So it was you who popularized my favorite hobby! Can I have your stinkograph? "Yo brother, Imma go out for a nose-pick real quick, wanna come?" -> Except they'd use the "cool" term for nose-picking, 'pull a gooey' . "...it's pathetic" -> Title of your autobuttography. Yup, I know about you ADD, as well as your SWS [Summer Wannabe Syndrome]. If you wanted it to remain a secret, then you probably shouldn't have let your werebutt form shout it from the rooftops last night . "it's my only weaknass!!!" -> Oh reeeaaaaalllllyyyy? Nah, actually I taught her everything she knows . Have you ever noticed how chemists slosh around their chemicals like wine-drinkers slosh around wine? What if wine is just chemists testing their chemicals on naive humans?
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