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Because everyone knows corpses are fair game, amirite?The sad thing about this is the fact I have a story behind it. We were hit by an epic heat wave today, so we took my pet rabbit, Knihblyr, inside.
Around 8o'clock, I randomly felt like drawing a Pikachu. But right as I was going to start-- Dad told me to put Knihblyr back outside.
Well, we found a dead field mouse laying next to the fort. So we buried it. (That's what we do for dead things on our property. *shrug*)
I came back in, sat down, and thought about drawing Pikachu again.
And then I thought about the dead field mouse.
And then I remember how passionately (and immaturely) I hated Pikachu when I was little, just because it was popular.
And the trifecta became holy and perfect.
Throwing up doesn't increase the effectiveness of the ball because dead things would have a perfect catch rate, amirite?
5 reasons Dead Pokemon are better to raise then Living Pokemon:
1. You NEVER have to take them to the Pokemon Center.
2. You can't run out of the %$ing "PP".
3. No wasting money on items.
4. You can't loose a battle you were never in.
5. The Rival can finally stop being whiny/ bitchy/ a sore looser.
6. ???
7. Profit!
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Comments: 34
HikariOkami [2010-08-24 06:19:25 +0000 UTC]
Me: Go, Deadachu! (Ha ha, yeah, Deadachu. Almost funny.)
Rival: *Is slapped in face by dead Pokemon*
Narrator man: Rival Jerkface is throwing up! Hikari wins!
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DemandinCompensation In reply to Drake09 [2010-05-22 00:45:03 +0000 UTC]
Unless it becomes an item for a living pokemon to beat the shit out of someone else.
Or, use it like a Pokedoll to flee from battle!
But like I said, you can't lose a battle you never fought!
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Drake09 In reply to DemandinCompensation [2010-05-22 01:01:07 +0000 UTC]
Pokefood for my Charizard! XD
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AkatsukiRocket854 [2009-12-02 04:17:38 +0000 UTC]
Well do ghost pokemon count as dead pokemon
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DemandinCompensation In reply to AkatsukiRocket854 [2009-12-02 15:07:42 +0000 UTC]
No.
They hatch from eggs.
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tsimbat [2008-08-27 02:50:25 +0000 UTC]
Oooh...me likes. And the story makes it even funnier. I buried a dead mouse a while back...or maybe it was a rat...the terrible part was, I found it in my room.
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DemandinCompensation In reply to tsimbat [2008-08-27 13:54:54 +0000 UTC]
Ewwwww~ D: That's not cool at all~
Haha, thanks. XD
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Argus321 [2008-08-09 05:16:27 +0000 UTC]
How would you profit from a dead pokemon.
A field mouse on your yard,was it that hot ?
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DemandinCompensation In reply to Argus321 [2008-08-09 14:41:17 +0000 UTC]
Yup. It was that hot that day. D:
You can profit from everything and anything with ???.
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Argus321 In reply to DemandinCompensation [2008-08-10 02:19:38 +0000 UTC]
All,in the name of profit.
Here's one idea where you can profit from a dead Pikachu,though I'm ashamed at myself for thinking it up.
Tail Charm:Ladies and gentlemen,look at this lovely one of a kind talisman,this talisman has the ability to absorb lightning attacks and lower damage to your water pokemons.
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Argus321 In reply to DemandinCompensation [2008-08-10 17:24:53 +0000 UTC]
Yeah I know *sees angel self tied up by devil self* but I wonder about other schemes I could do with the rest
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chik-4-wolverine [2008-07-12 06:02:58 +0000 UTC]
Great artist comments! i <3 it. and i also appreciate how this didn't kill my innocence with a disturbing picture (although now the hypocrite in me wants to draw one), but thanks anyhow!
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DemandinCompensation In reply to chik-4-wolverine [2008-07-12 15:18:46 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha, thanks. Yeah, I thought gory and decaying would just overkill the point.
Quite literally. |3
Welcome. x3
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revengeful-arsonist [2008-06-10 16:19:53 +0000 UTC]
Hmmm...I'd prolly throw a ball XDD
Yes! PROFIT!
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DarkDragonGirl [2008-06-09 00:56:44 +0000 UTC]
Aww, FFD beat me to the poke with a stick gig.
Poor Pikachu...But the points you made about dead Pokemon are so true! I see the benefits now! D8
Very funny drawing none-the-less (As mean as that sounds XP). Love how you did the grass. =3
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DemandinCompensation In reply to DarkDragonGirl [2008-06-09 11:19:49 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, it (sadly) might be the best grass I've ever drawn. ;w;
Hahaha, thanks. XD;;
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DemandinCompensation In reply to FennFeatherDragon [2008-06-08 15:19:06 +0000 UTC]
Pokeymon?
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FennFeatherDragon In reply to DemandinCompensation [2008-06-08 19:53:02 +0000 UTC]
Pokey the pokeymon :3
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NeoYami [2008-06-08 02:32:30 +0000 UTC]
6. ???
7. PROFIT!
Yes...South parkness. XP
Anyway, feel bad for the field mouse, but heck yes to finding dead pokemon out in the Safari zone or whatever LOL
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DemandinCompensation In reply to NeoYami [2008-06-08 15:18:27 +0000 UTC]
Well the game says they die, so what happens to those who weren't buried? Not every trainer gives their pokemon a grave.
And not every pokemon has a trainer.
SO WHAT THE HELL.
Underpant gnomes ftw.
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deviatefish [2008-06-08 02:10:02 +0000 UTC]
I thought it was 5 reasons...?
I'd choose "mystery choice": skull *&%$.
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DemandinCompensation In reply to deviatefish [2008-06-08 02:11:21 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha, you can never add ??? + Profit! to the total list.
That would imply that it is srs biz. c:
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deviatefish In reply to DemandinCompensation [2008-06-08 02:15:13 +0000 UTC]
It would?
Oh, my birthday is 10 days before your's.
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DemandinCompensation In reply to deviatefish [2008-06-08 15:17:26 +0000 UTC]
Happy belated birthday then!
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DemandinCompensation In reply to Heather-the-Echidna [2008-06-08 02:12:41 +0000 UTC]
Especially when you practically trip over them. Imagine almost tripping over a dead Raticate, or a dead Onix.
Yes yes, it is pretty epic.
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