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Demi-feind — Link's Dirty thoughts
Published: 2009-10-01 22:40:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 10560; Favourites: 95; Downloads: 3125
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Like the last Zelda Motivational poster I did, I saw this and straight away molded it into a Motivational Poster!Anyway hope you LOL!
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Hey, as far as we know he's not getting any. *Looks at Zelda*
Let the guy have his private thoughts while he's running around saving the world for the upteenth time.
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Awesome 
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I love this...its true though...all the women link is surrounded by...he must think something about them....especially Telma...with that open shirt of hers..
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No kidding, he must be pondering why she has the girls out. Unless it's just us who have the dirty minds and are imposing our own thoughts onto him.....
NAAAAAHHH!
He's just the same as the rest of us! XD
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Exactly! lol like come on...the first thing i looked at when i first saw her in the game...i'm a girl..and i'm just thinking "OH CRAP" "WHY NINTENDO WHY?" like, I understand they are trying to make different people and stuff...but this game is Teen rated... so Link must think something, atleast once...after all he is a man(about 17-19 years old?)
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I know it works soooo well here too! ^ ^
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LOL, Poor link, he seriously needs a little fanservice.
I mean, you spend months wandering around the world and fighting things that in most cases would love nothing more than to eat, smash, or incinerate the everloving shit out of you... and then you find that the royal soldiers (actual freaking soldiers, are bigger pussies than a freakish man who likes to dress in spandex screaming "KOOLOO LIMPA!!!" every time he feels like throwing a little confetti) can't even fight off a group of shadow monsters that a FREAKING dog and toddler sized woman can take down in 40 seconds.
It's like... Zelda, did you EVEN REVIEW their resumes!? Oh wait no, no you didn't, you were to busy getting captured for the millionth freaking time.
If I was Link I'd be a little frustrated that I'm literally the ONLY competent person in all of hyrule. I mean sure Twilight Princess had those three Mercenaries... but think about it... just HOW useful were they really. The guy who was supposedly a greater swordsman than you gets injured from the getgo and now you have to go save his kids... fun...
I mean if you want to count the time that the Mercs used a bazooka to save Link during his final assault on Hyrule castle... YOU CANT!!! Link single handedly fought a FUCKING DRAGON a mile in the air by jumping on its back and stabbing the bastard to death! YOU CANT COMPARE THAT MOMENT OF BADASSERY AND COMPETENCE TO ANYTHING!!! Even if they weren't there to "save the day" link would've rolled away, hookshot the stupid bird and killed it with a rock... He's that freaking resourceful.
And after all his struggles... what's link's reward? "Hey man see you, I like you and all but you'll just cramp my style so I'm breaking this mirror so you can NEVER see me again even though you're seriously the only one who could actually come to my world without getting horribly mutated but anyway I'm still breaking it! Bye!"
Gah, I'm ranting... Hahah, well... it's not like what I said wasn't the truth right?
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Wholeheartedly; You sir speak the truth.
And for Link ti get nothing out of his entire ventures, and the fact that more often than not, each Link in the series is a reincarnation of the original.
And STILL he get's none, is a complete load of bullshit!
I mean how fair is that to go through all of your lives, never getting any EVER!
And the fact that no matter how many fucking times you "Kill" Ganon, he still manages to come back and threaten Hyrule. For the Goddesses sake man, I understand he has the Tri-Force of Power, but WTF?!
And if Zelda truthfully has the Tri-Force of Wisdom, when the hell is she going to actually use it to prevent her from doing something stupid. Like maybe not getting captured for once, maybe?
Still thank you for this Epic reply, and I appreciate all of the time and effort you put into it! It let me express myself with a fellow Zelda enthusiast, and having them not get lost in the conversation half-way! ^ ^
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Haha! Thank you, thank you, but you've just reminded me of ANOTHER act of dumbfuckery.
The three goddesses... if you and your equally "omnipotent" sisters continually give an object of supreme power to the same douchebag who in turn continually tries to destroy the world should people even be worshipping your asses?
Perhaps they are like the Grecian Gods, they just do it for shits and giggles because they're bored.
And now we come to Zelda! She's got one excuse... she's BLONDE!!! The triforce of wisdom does work, it keeps her from being completely and irreversibly retarded!
*sigh* I think the only one where he might've actually gotten lucky is... nope... I can't think of a single instant... poor Link... no matter how many girls want you you'll never get one.
Hey, no problem! I love talking to people!
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The only few where I can actually see him getting any at all are some of the girls from Ocarina of Time. I mean hell he proposed to Ruto, and Malon totally digs him, along with Nabooru.
I mean damn he should at least hint at getting some reward for his efforts, I mean at the end he was reverted to his child form and left to see if Hyrule would be able to prosper. And then Navi left him, how crappy is that, I know she was annoying, but wasn't she his companion? Just leaving all of a sudden, You don't even know what happens to her either!
But yeah about Zelda, totally true! ^ ^ (Love blonde jokes! ^ ^)
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... Ruto!? ... Oh my newfound friend... how naive you truly are... let me show you the truth about the Zora... [link]
Not so appealing now is it? Malon sounds probable, Nabooru not so much because she becomes a sage and thus you'll never see her again...
It almost makes you wonder how Link even manages to have decendants anyway... I mean... all the other women in the world are either married or just hideous mutant people... XD Seriously some of the character models in Ocarina of Time were downright scary.
Navi left link because he wasn't a Kokiri. That and she probably realized the fact that all they went through essentially never happened anyway... sorta like those stupid dream sequence copouts shows use... she was probably all "Wait... all that work and we're back to square one? Fuck this I'm out... I'm going to Neverland...at least they don't have to deal with godly bullshit like this dump..."
Hehehe, I love blonde jokes too.
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Come on Ruto in OoT Didn't look that horrid and you know it!
But yeah I read that comic a while back my fav of the VG Cats has to be tho one inside the Great Deku Tree, when Navi tells him to use the fire! ^ ^
I know what you mean about a lot of the char models were down right hideous! And the Navi Peter Pan crack was well done! LOL
But still did she really abandon him for that simple fact of him not being Kokiri? That would be horrible, and if they did go back in time, then wouldn't Ganondorf still be roaming around, or was he seal for all time/space in the sacred realm?
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Sorry for booting in your conversation, but I agree with both of you. Poor Link busts his ass not once but many times, and all he ever gets is crap in the end.
and yeah i think navi left him because he wasn't a kokiri. And Ganondorf was sealed in the Sacred Realm so he would still be, because technically only link goes back in time everyone else keeps living.
One thing I don't understand is...although link is living with the Kokiri children..when he grows up..won't they kinda figure it out that he is Hylilian?
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No problem, it's cool, not like it was private! XD
But yeah in perspective it does all make sense for Ganon to still be around but in the heat of "battle" you don't think of all that's happened before, you are poised and laying your life on the line to save your world from everlasting darkness. (Sorry had an epic feeling and went with it! XD)
I know he goes back in time to ensure that the world doesn't fall into darkness at the hands of Ganondorf, he goes and meets the princess like before but this time they get the king to stop all relations with Ganondorf and thus stop him form coming to power. Which is where the Wind Waker/Phantom Hourglass/ Spirit Tracks time-line comes into play.
But the fact that he wasn't a Kokiri meant nothing throughout the span of the game until the end, but I just thought that she was the Deku Trees Sprite/Fairy right? Maybe she just went back there to await the Deku Tree Sprouts arrival, but if I'm not mistaken she was in the opening to Majora's Mask, zipping through the Kokiri Forest right? Why would she be there? (Arrrgh damned pondering mind?! >.<)
Yeah but I figured that everyone already thought he was awkward and weird, so they would chalk it up to that for a while, y'know until he starts to go through puberty. But in the Childhood Time-line, when Link comes back at the End of OoT, He's already left the Kokiri at the behest of the Great Deku Tree. So, they all know (or at least ponder) the fact that he's Hylian, which brings back the point of Navi leaving him. He was told in the very beginning that he was different, and even so Navi stayed with him because the Great Deku Tree knew Link would need help along his treacherous journey.
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Lol about the epicness...
and that does make sense...and it would have been easier to just stop Ganondorf from dealing with the king...also I havn't played Spirit Tracks yet.
maybe...that makes sense. she was? in the beginning link is riding alone on epona, then Tatl and her brother come in with skull kid...
thats true, they all assumed he was different, in a good way :] except that fugly guy that liked saria...i forgot his name X_X...but after he did the thing with the Deku tree i guess the kids and especially saria figured out he was something different.
Navi doesn't help..she is annoying
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Yeah, but you know the joke, Link has absolutely NO desire to be with such a clingy woman.
Oh yeah, that fire bit was great! I love the tree's expression in the last panel. It was an awesome mix of agony and shock... poor poor deku tree.
As for Navi, I really just want to chalk it up to her not actually leaving and just went off to either A: take a moment for herself, or B: Hit the little farie's room before coming back to link.
No, Ganon is STILL roaming around! It's ridiculous! Zelda tells link that everything he saw and did as an adult had yet to happen. It was essentially watching a training video that you had to enact to understand.
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My sentiments exactly...
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wrongness is sometimes or almost always awesome
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yep thats why we will rule the world
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