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You walked home form the hospital. You were sick and Jean decided to drive you to the hospital. You had been sick for a while now, and Sasha drove you home since Jean didn't pick you up.You walked up to the bathroom to get your medicine, and then you heard a loud grunt.
....
The fuck?
You walked closer to the bathroom when you heard another noise. It was a feminine moan. It took you no less than 2 seconds to comprehend what was going on.
Jean was cheating on you.
Well, tonight's the night bitches die. You thought, walking to the restroom and swinging the door open.
Jean and Mikasa were all over each-other in the shower, both of them completely naked, making out like wild animals while Jean constantly pounded her.
Mikasa. your best friend who stuck by you. And this fucking slut was just backstabbing you.
You covered your mouth, tears falling down your face.
You ran out of the bathroom, crying.
~*~
You ran out of the apartment and closed the door, sliding down and crying in your knees.
"(f/n)?" You heard a voice ask you.
You looked up to see green eyes meeting your (e/c) ones. Realizing it was Eren, you hugged him tightly.
"What's wrong?" He asked, hugging you back.
"J-Jean, he's cheating on me with Mikasa.." You cried.
"With who now?!!?" He said, letting go of you. You and Jean had been dating for 3 years, Eren and Mikasa dating for 2.
"Mikasa.." You sobbed.
His expression softened and he looked like he was about to cry himself.
"I can't believe Mikasa would do that to me.." Eren said, sitting down next to you.
"I can't believe Jean would do that to me..." You said, leaning your head against Eren's shoulder.
You could feel your hair getting wet, meaning Eren started crying.
You turned around and hugged him, and he hugged you back. You both kinda sat there crying in each-other's arms for a good while before your apartment door opened.
Knowing it was either Jean or Mikasa, you huffed and got up, walking away and wiping your tears.
"Eren, what's wrong?" he heard Mikasa say.
"Oh, nothing. I'm fine." Eren said, getting up.
"I love you." Mikasa said with a smile.
"Mhm." He said, getting up and walking in your direction, not giving Miaksa a second glance as she stood there frozen.
~*~
You decided to stay at Eren's house for the night, you didn't want to face Jean, and Eren didn't want to face Mikasa.
"You know what (y/n)." Eren said, as you looked at him.
"We can't just sit here in our own self pity. We have to get them back." Eren said as you smirked.
"And I know just how." You said.
"How?" Eren asked.
"You know Jean's birthday is next week, right?" you asked.
"Yeah, so what?"
"He told me he always wanted a birthday party, and I'm going to throw him one." You said.
"How is that gonna get back at him?"
"Well, Miaksa is going to be there, I know for fucking sure. So, I though we could.." you whispered the rest in his ear.
Eren smiled mischievously as you did the same.
"Let's do this."
~*~
You knocked on your apartment door.
Jean opened it as expected.
His eyes widened when he saw it was you, and hugged you tightly.
Even though it grossed you out, you had to pretend you didn't know anything about 'that'.
"Where were you last night? You didn't come home." Jean said, kissing your cheek.
You had to refrain yourself from slapping him or wiping your cheek with hand sanitizer.
"Eh..well, I decided to spend the night over Sasha's house, since she picked me up form the doctor." you said with a fake smile.
"I missed you, why didn't you at least call me?"
"I uh..Went through some tough stuff." You lied.
"Alright.."
"Look, i'm gonna spend the day with the girls, so, i'm not coming home til later." You said.
"That's fine.."
"Oh, and one thing." You said.
"Yeah?" Jean asked.
"I'll throw you that birthday party you've wanted forever." You did another fake smile.
"I love you!!!" Jena said, hugging you tight. This time, you pushed him off you.
"Mhm." You said, walking away.
*~Time skip to Jean's Birthday party because I can~*
"Alright, gifts timeeee!" Sasha cheered happily, winking over to you as you winked back. Everyone knew about you and Eren's plan to get back at Mikasa and Jean, and played along like they didn't know.
"Who wants to go first?" Connie said looking over to you.
"I'll go first." You smiled, handing him a DVD.
"What's this?"
"Oh, me and Eren decided to say a little happy birthday speech to you, that's all. I didn't really have any money to buy you anything." You said with yet another fake smile.
"That's okay. It only matters that it's from you." Jean said, kissing your cheek.
When he walked away, Levi threw you the hand sanitizer and you quickly wiped your cheek.
He placed the DVD in and saw you and Eren in Eren's room. Eren stood next to you, both of you with smirks on your faces.
Hey jean, we just wanted to say happy birthday! You really deserve it, I'm glad I could pay for it. - (y/n)
Yeah, even though we didn't have any money, we decided to make this video for you, horse-face. - Eren
But, before we end this video, I want to say oneeee more thing~ (y/n)
Wanna do the honors? - Eren
I'd love to. - (y/n).
Well, you backstabbing little bastard, i saw you in the shower with that slut, Miaksa. - (y/n)
You think you're really funny don't you, Mikasa? You thought I still loved you. (y/n) told me she saw you. - Eren
Aha, well, even though we hate your damn guts, we wish the best for you guys. hopefully your children won't have as many STD's as Mikasa. - (y/n)
Hope you guys have a happy life together and, - Eren
I DON'T DATE NO CHEATER! - Eren and (y/n)
Then at the end of the video, you and Eren kissed, both of you raising your middle fingers to the camera.
Everyone cheered, as Jean and Mikasa stared wide-eyed.
"We really do wish the best for you guys, though." Eren said with a smirk as everyone laughed.
"Oh, and by the way," You started.
"WE DON'T DATE NO CHEATERS!" You and Eren yelled, running out of the apartment door.
Then you opened the door back up.
"Oh, and by the way Jean, My stuff is gone. This place is all yours, motherfucker." You said, slamming the door shut as everyone cheered.
*~Bonus Ending~*
"You think we did a little too much?" Eren asked, as he started his car with you in the passengers seat.
"Who gives a flying fuck? They deserved it." You said.
"You should've seen the look on their faces." Eren said, as he drove out of the driveway of the apartment.
"It was priceless. But hey, Eren." You said as he looked at you.
"Cheat on me and you better have your last words ready."
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Comments: 176
FluffReaderOni [2015-09-29 04:45:57 +0000 UTC]
FP : ( OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *JOHN CENA plays in the background* )
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EpicCatBomb In reply to Unicorn2329 [2015-10-12 08:13:52 +0000 UTC]
Jean: *kisses my cheek*
me: yo levi
levi: I got u fam *tosses me a bottle of sanitizer*
me: thanks fam
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lisapotatowaffle [2015-09-09 02:00:37 +0000 UTC]
I looooooooooooooveeeeeeee thisssssssss
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SpookyChristmas1 In reply to ??? [2015-09-04 14:06:59 +0000 UTC]
Eren and Mikasa are adopted siblings though
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lisapotatowaffle In reply to SpookyChristmas1 [2015-09-10 02:56:44 +0000 UTC]
There was nothing legally or biologically that made them siblings, she was just taken care of by them, like a reallllllllyyyyyyy long sleepover kind of.
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MontyTH In reply to lisapotatowaffle [2015-11-02 02:12:21 +0000 UTC]
But he doesn't love her..
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LivieValentine In reply to MontyTH [2015-11-23 22:55:31 +0000 UTC]
Defiantly not now....
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AvalonTheGamer In reply to ??? [2015-08-27 01:56:27 +0000 UTC]
"Cheat on me and you better have your last words ready."
That's so me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AshTrancy In reply to ??? [2015-08-18 07:35:01 +0000 UTC]
When Levi threw her the hand sanitizer I imagined her mouthing thank you and him smirking, giving a thumbs up, and nodding his head. Also, "If you cheat on me, you better have your last words ready." PERFECT. Great story, it was funny and just amazing. Keep up the good work.
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makayla315 [2015-08-06 23:01:45 +0000 UTC]
Ik my best friend Levi got my back πππ
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VvEjC In reply to ??? [2015-08-02 22:25:16 +0000 UTC]
Yesss! I don't date no cheater bro! Lov Eren.
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GrellSutcliff1523767 [2015-07-25 14:44:33 +0000 UTC]
I could not stop laughing when Levi threw the hand sanitizer. I was like " Thanks babe.*kisses passionately*"
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ArtsyBlueWolf In reply to GrellSutcliff1523767 [2015-07-31 18:34:23 +0000 UTC]
IKR!? XD XD XD
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animefangirl8888 [2015-05-26 18:36:54 +0000 UTC]
screw you both, levi come here~*goes into bedroom with levi*
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GrellSutcliff1523767 In reply to animefangirl8888 [2015-07-25 14:39:37 +0000 UTC]
YASSSSS BITCH
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Kyurito [2015-05-26 08:07:34 +0000 UTC]
Me walking in on cheater: oohhhh something's happening! *walks in casually with hands placed on back of head* sooooo! What's happening? *cheater's face turns white* Not what it looks like, yes?
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Jessi2306 In reply to ??? [2015-04-27 05:20:21 +0000 UTC]
I <3 how levi hands her, hand sanitizer when Jean kissed her cheek, typical levi but beautiful
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favsallover12 [2015-04-05 03:00:19 +0000 UTC]
Oh my gawd I would totally do that!Β
if my boyfriend did that to me (I don't have one, but I have EREN)Β
Me: EREN GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
Eren: -get's there- What???
Me: *glomps*Β
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to favsallover12 [2015-05-11 16:41:03 +0000 UTC]
YES!!!
I'd be like:
*hears moans*Β
what the fuck?
*opens bathroom door*
SOOO WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS??
*goes downstairs and tackles Levi (since i love him), taking him as my boyfriend*
THANKS FOR THE HAND SANITIZER, BABY
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favsallover12 In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-11 17:10:03 +0000 UTC]
oh my god XDDDDΒ
You sure do stalk me a lot, but that's why I love you <3Β
*glomps you*Β
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to favsallover12 [2015-05-11 17:11:21 +0000 UTC]
I stalk you because i love you, and you're hot
XD
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favsallover12 In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-11 17:19:03 +0000 UTC]
dawww but you're hotter than me, that why I'm your wifuΒ
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to favsallover12 [2015-05-11 17:22:19 +0000 UTC]
YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW I SHOW MY AFFECTION...
STALKING
;]
because i love you--yes you are my waifu thats why i love you and because u sexay
XD
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favsallover12 In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-11 17:28:14 +0000 UTC]
xDDDDD YESΒ
I'm not sexy I'm fabulously smexy, but- but wait I got a pick up line for you. eweΒ
"you make me blind because of your beautiful smile."Β
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favsallover12 In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-11 18:16:42 +0000 UTC]
lol <3 I missed talking to chu <33Β
stupid groundingΒ
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to favsallover12 [2015-05-11 20:48:53 +0000 UTC]
GROUNDING SUCKS
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favsallover12 In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-11 23:05:39 +0000 UTC]
it does and I seem to get grounded a lot O-OΒ
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to favsallover12 [2015-05-11 23:35:06 +0000 UTC]
seems so.
GROUNDING CAN KISS MY ASS
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favsallover12 In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-11 23:36:55 +0000 UTC]
Yes it can!!! cause-cause it sucks It takes my wifu from me <3Β
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favsallover12 In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-12 02:36:16 +0000 UTC]
I'm bored HALP MEΒ
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to favsallover12 [2015-05-12 02:37:05 +0000 UTC]
*Dances for waifu*
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favsallover12 In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-12 02:57:51 +0000 UTC]
*nosebleed* Holy. Shit.Β
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favsallover12 In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-12 03:20:10 +0000 UTC]
booty booty, rockin everywhere! booty, booty, rockin everywhere!
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to favsallover12 [2015-05-12 03:25:19 +0000 UTC]
DANCE FOR ME, WOMAN!!!!
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to favsallover12 [2015-05-12 03:32:01 +0000 UTC]
NOW!!!!
*gives you an angry Heichou face*
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favsallover12 In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-12 03:34:47 +0000 UTC]
Finnneeee =3=Β
*Dances like moves like Jaeger*Β
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favsallover12 In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-12 03:42:17 +0000 UTC]
=3= you have a better ass than me
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to favsallover12 [2015-05-12 03:43:11 +0000 UTC]
Tch.
Suuuuure
*looks at your ass*
No.
No way.
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favsallover12 In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-12 03:47:32 +0000 UTC]
Wrong my ass is literally just two pancakes
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to favsallover12 [2015-05-12 03:50:11 +0000 UTC]
=_=
Hush.
*smacks ass*
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favsallover12 In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-12 03:52:03 +0000 UTC]
=3= fine my ads isn't flat
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to favsallover12 [2015-05-12 03:55:59 +0000 UTC]
You're right it isn't so stfu bby ok?
XD
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