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You walked home form the hospital. You were sick and Jean decided to drive you to the hospital. You had been sick for a while now, and Sasha drove you home since Jean didn't pick you up.You walked up to the bathroom to get your medicine, and then you heard a loud grunt.
....
The fuck?
You walked closer to the bathroom when you heard another noise. It was a feminine moan. It took you no less than 2 seconds to comprehend what was going on.
Jean was cheating on you.
Well, tonight's the night bitches die. You thought, walking to the restroom and swinging the door open.
Jean and Mikasa were all over each-other in the shower, both of them completely naked, making out like wild animals while Jean constantly pounded her.
Mikasa. your best friend who stuck by you. And this fucking slut was just backstabbing you.
You covered your mouth, tears falling down your face.
You ran out of the bathroom, crying.
~*~
You ran out of the apartment and closed the door, sliding down and crying in your knees.
"(f/n)?" You heard a voice ask you.
You looked up to see green eyes meeting your (e/c) ones. Realizing it was Eren, you hugged him tightly.
"What's wrong?" He asked, hugging you back.
"J-Jean, he's cheating on me with Mikasa.." You cried.
"With who now?!!?" He said, letting go of you. You and Jean had been dating for 3 years, Eren and Mikasa dating for 2.
"Mikasa.." You sobbed.
His expression softened and he looked like he was about to cry himself.
"I can't believe Mikasa would do that to me.." Eren said, sitting down next to you.
"I can't believe Jean would do that to me..." You said, leaning your head against Eren's shoulder.
You could feel your hair getting wet, meaning Eren started crying.
You turned around and hugged him, and he hugged you back. You both kinda sat there crying in each-other's arms for a good while before your apartment door opened.
Knowing it was either Jean or Mikasa, you huffed and got up, walking away and wiping your tears.
"Eren, what's wrong?" he heard Mikasa say.
"Oh, nothing. I'm fine." Eren said, getting up.
"I love you." Mikasa said with a smile.
"Mhm." He said, getting up and walking in your direction, not giving Miaksa a second glance as she stood there frozen.
~*~
You decided to stay at Eren's house for the night, you didn't want to face Jean, and Eren didn't want to face Mikasa.
"You know what (y/n)." Eren said, as you looked at him.
"We can't just sit here in our own self pity. We have to get them back." Eren said as you smirked.
"And I know just how." You said.
"How?" Eren asked.
"You know Jean's birthday is next week, right?" you asked.
"Yeah, so what?"
"He told me he always wanted a birthday party, and I'm going to throw him one." You said.
"How is that gonna get back at him?"
"Well, Miaksa is going to be there, I know for fucking sure. So, I though we could.." you whispered the rest in his ear.
Eren smiled mischievously as you did the same.
"Let's do this."
~*~
You knocked on your apartment door.
Jean opened it as expected.
His eyes widened when he saw it was you, and hugged you tightly.
Even though it grossed you out, you had to pretend you didn't know anything about 'that'.
"Where were you last night? You didn't come home." Jean said, kissing your cheek.
You had to refrain yourself from slapping him or wiping your cheek with hand sanitizer.
"Eh..well, I decided to spend the night over Sasha's house, since she picked me up form the doctor." you said with a fake smile.
"I missed you, why didn't you at least call me?"
"I uh..Went through some tough stuff." You lied.
"Alright.."
"Look, i'm gonna spend the day with the girls, so, i'm not coming home til later." You said.
"That's fine.."
"Oh, and one thing." You said.
"Yeah?" Jean asked.
"I'll throw you that birthday party you've wanted forever." You did another fake smile.
"I love you!!!" Jena said, hugging you tight. This time, you pushed him off you.
"Mhm." You said, walking away.
*~Time skip to Jean's Birthday party because I can~*
"Alright, gifts timeeee!" Sasha cheered happily, winking over to you as you winked back. Everyone knew about you and Eren's plan to get back at Mikasa and Jean, and played along like they didn't know.
"Who wants to go first?" Connie said looking over to you.
"I'll go first." You smiled, handing him a DVD.
"What's this?"
"Oh, me and Eren decided to say a little happy birthday speech to you, that's all. I didn't really have any money to buy you anything." You said with yet another fake smile.
"That's okay. It only matters that it's from you." Jean said, kissing your cheek.
When he walked away, Levi threw you the hand sanitizer and you quickly wiped your cheek.
He placed the DVD in and saw you and Eren in Eren's room. Eren stood next to you, both of you with smirks on your faces.
Hey jean, we just wanted to say happy birthday! You really deserve it, I'm glad I could pay for it. - (y/n)
Yeah, even though we didn't have any money, we decided to make this video for you, horse-face. - Eren
But, before we end this video, I want to say oneeee more thing~ (y/n)
Wanna do the honors? - Eren
I'd love to. - (y/n).
Well, you backstabbing little bastard, i saw you in the shower with that slut, Miaksa. - (y/n)
You think you're really funny don't you, Mikasa? You thought I still loved you. (y/n) told me she saw you. - Eren
Aha, well, even though we hate your damn guts, we wish the best for you guys. hopefully your children won't have as many STD's as Mikasa. - (y/n)
Hope you guys have a happy life together and, - Eren
I DON'T DATE NO CHEATER! - Eren and (y/n)
Then at the end of the video, you and Eren kissed, both of you raising your middle fingers to the camera.
Everyone cheered, as Jean and Mikasa stared wide-eyed.
"We really do wish the best for you guys, though." Eren said with a smirk as everyone laughed.
"Oh, and by the way," You started.
"WE DON'T DATE NO CHEATERS!" You and Eren yelled, running out of the apartment door.
Then you opened the door back up.
"Oh, and by the way Jean, My stuff is gone. This place is all yours, motherfucker." You said, slamming the door shut as everyone cheered.
*~Bonus Ending~*
"You think we did a little too much?" Eren asked, as he started his car with you in the passengers seat.
"Who gives a flying fuck? They deserved it." You said.
"You should've seen the look on their faces." Eren said, as he drove out of the driveway of the apartment.
"It was priceless. But hey, Eren." You said as he looked at you.
"Cheat on me and you better have your last words ready."
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Comments: 176
fionnagirlforever1 In reply to ??? [2015-04-04 16:06:15 +0000 UTC]
When levi came and have the sanitizer I was like
CLEANSE MY BODY
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Kitteh19 [2015-02-12 01:58:16 +0000 UTC]
Jean go back to the stables~ u just got called out~ XD
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Yaribored In reply to ??? [2015-02-08 06:05:15 +0000 UTC]
Its 1:04 am my parents r sleeping trying not to laugh cuz jean got roasted 😏🍗
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Yu-chan2002 In reply to ??? [2015-02-02 11:34:20 +0000 UTC]
"When he walked away, Levi threw you the hand sanitizer and you quickly wiped your cheek"this had me laughing so damn hard thanks for cheering me up👌
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NotokiAndOthers In reply to ??? [2015-01-15 21:50:11 +0000 UTC]
Levi, WHERE'S THE SANITIZER?! I NEED A LOT OF IT!
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Chaosfired In reply to NotokiAndOthers [2015-01-26 04:21:25 +0000 UTC]
*goes to walmart, gets a shit ton of disinfectant and sanitizer* HERE YA GO! wait i need some too, takes half. Uses sanitizer and rubs it on my hands 1000000000000 times. I NEED MORE!
Levi! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chaosfired In reply to NotokiAndOthers [2015-01-26 18:32:35 +0000 UTC]
Ok I found a way to purify jean. FANGIRLS GO!!!!
*jean runs*
MMMMWWAAAAHHHHHAAAAJHAHAHAHAHA
This is thy only way. It's called THINE REMOVAL TOOL.!
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NotokiAndOthers In reply to Chaosfired [2015-01-27 01:20:31 +0000 UTC]
WE SHALL SURVIVE well not Jean
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Chaosfired In reply to NotokiAndOthers [2015-01-28 01:40:25 +0000 UTC]
MMMMMMMMWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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NotokiAndOthers In reply to Chaosfired [2015-01-28 19:22:50 +0000 UTC]
Jean: *screams like a little girl*
me: OMG O.O HAHAHAHAHAHA
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AuraLady In reply to ??? [2015-01-09 23:02:01 +0000 UTC]
lol that's the way to end a relationship!
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to AuraLady [2015-05-11 16:45:05 +0000 UTC]
if i'm ever cheated on, i swear i'm doing the same thing
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AuraLady In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-11 20:53:34 +0000 UTC]
lol then don't get cheated on fortunately I'm a good "reader" so I dump them before they can cheat on me
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Pastellic-Chan In reply to AuraLady [2015-05-11 21:05:35 +0000 UTC]
If i ever am, I swear to God i'm playing this tape.
I DON'T DATE NO CHEATER!
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AngelNotes In reply to ??? [2015-01-04 23:10:11 +0000 UTC]
Lol thank levi for the hand sanitizer 😀
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BrokenCupcakes In reply to ??? [2014-12-22 03:21:57 +0000 UTC]
Wow... I loved this, despite the fact that Jean is a little CHEATER e.e
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michiiheiwajima In reply to ??? [2014-12-12 21:26:19 +0000 UTC]
Omgod You Really Did Good On This One Makes Me Wanna Do That Yo My Ex As Well Haha Can't Stop Laughing My Ass Out 😅😅😅😅🙏😅🙏😅🙏😅🙏😅
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AnimePanther921 In reply to ??? [2014-12-10 01:54:54 +0000 UTC]
Levi.... True friend and Eren, better than Jean!!
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YunaAsakura In reply to ??? [2014-12-09 10:50:23 +0000 UTC]
Ah it's a little ooc of Eren to go along with the idea cus he likes/loves Mikasa very much. It ended realy harsh for Mikasa and Jean but I think they diserve it and anybody else was cheering for reader and Eren I wonder what happened to Jeans party after that... Did he threw out everybody? I think so.
What a wonderful (irony) b-day party.
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yvonnehofok2001 In reply to ??? [2014-12-07 18:20:01 +0000 UTC]
YOO!!~ I love this!~ lol i like it a whole lot!~
What I like the most is how sneaky they are....I might even do that in real anyways lol
I LOVE YOU EREN!~
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tylrael In reply to ??? [2014-12-03 02:53:10 +0000 UTC]
Hells ya!!! Take that Jean! I don't need you!! I have jaegerbombastic! >:3
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Sonadowlover99054 In reply to ??? [2014-12-01 04:07:10 +0000 UTC]
THAT WHOLE STORY WAS SO FUCKING ME EVEN THE LOUD GROAN PART...
Dafuq?
BITCHES ARE DIEING TODAY!
All of it is so me!
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phsycopathsweetie In reply to ??? [2014-11-15 04:06:39 +0000 UTC]
Wow, I absolutely loved the story! It shows every key ingredient to the storyline and I liked how both eren and the reader got their fairy tail ending in the end. Loved it mate!! ❤️❤️❤️
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Animegothicbadass12 In reply to ??? [2014-11-12 02:19:12 +0000 UTC]
Ah~ then i can go ask elsa if shell help me hide a body insted of build a snowman:3
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DuckyFan24 In reply to ??? [2014-11-09 17:15:53 +0000 UTC]
This fic was super great and I love it!
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Sachiko-hayley In reply to ??? [2014-11-09 06:45:38 +0000 UTC]
I like how Levi has a sanitizer XD
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MokaXchan In reply to ??? [2014-11-06 00:37:11 +0000 UTC]
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I DIED/SQUEALED/SO/DAMN/HARD///
OMFGGG MOKA YOU ARE SO FUCKING MEAN!!!
I DONT GIVE NO FLYIN' FUCK. THEY DESERVED IT.
I DONT DATE NO CHEATER!!
*Flips the bird*
PLACE IS YOURS. MOTHERFUCKKERRRR!!
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SuupuushanSalamander In reply to ??? [2014-10-28 11:22:28 +0000 UTC]
I loved how Levi was just right around the corner ready to hand the reader a cleaning product at any time. What a true friend.
All joking aside, I loved it. Probably one of the funniest fanfics I've read great job!
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HetaliaHaru In reply to ??? [2014-10-02 18:40:14 +0000 UTC]
I cracked up when me and Eren raised our middle fingers and the ending doe XD
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AnimeFreak1D In reply to ??? [2014-09-22 23:48:01 +0000 UTC]
If my boyfriend did that i would do the same thing with a video then slap him! And maybe snap his fella off.
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Beatlemaniac01 In reply to ??? [2014-09-13 01:50:51 +0000 UTC]
That was awesome! Exactly what I'd wanna do if I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my best guy friend's girlfriend!
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greengodess88 In reply to ??? [2014-08-20 03:18:45 +0000 UTC]
*gives standing ovation** that was amazing
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GoldenPhoenix0347 In reply to ??? [2014-08-17 02:38:00 +0000 UTC]
i loved this im favoriting this! *click!*
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AshleyJasmine In reply to ??? [2014-08-16 07:03:45 +0000 UTC]
OH MY FRECKLED JESUS I JUST DIED XD
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