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DepthDropper β Bayonetta's Wringer Problems
Published: 2014-05-19 06:06:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 4872; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 58
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Panel 1Bayonetta: Hmm? Is that Felicia on the ground over there?
Felicia: (Oh no! I can't let Bayonetta see me like this!)
Panel 2
Bayonetta: Pffffft hahahahahahaha! Oh Felicia, you look hilarious!
Felicia: It's not funny!
Bayonetta: Actually, it kind of is!
Felicia: *sigh* Can you at least restore me please?
Bayonetta: I would, but you look too adorable like that. I think I'm gonna go get some ice cream instead!
Felicia: Bayonetta please!
Panel 3
*snag*
Panel 4
Bayonetta: Ah! What the-oh... oh no!
Panel 5
*SQUOOOOOOOOSH*
Panel 6
Felicia: Now THAT'S funny.
Bayonetta: Oh shut up Felicia...
Felicia: Hey, you deserved it and you know it.
Bayonetta: ...
Karma bites, doesn't it?
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I just got this follow up idea while making the first wringer gag. Someone else had to be the co-test dummy for the wringer, right? Bayonetta's hair ribbons called to me for this one
Second of a 2 part set.
Previous part:Β Felicia's Wringer Problems
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Comments: 124
Felicia facial expression at the end panel is hilarious. Bayonetta
laughed too soon.
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Heheh thanks. I had fun making Felicia's face as "cute" as possible :3
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That was just too cool. The timing couldn't have been better.
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And Bayonetta's luck couldn't have been worse
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She could have been stuck to the wringer rollers.
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Ooh yeah that would have been a whole lot worse! She'd get endlessly squished flatter and flatter with ever rotation made by the rollers until someone decided to stop her! IF someone decided to stop her XD
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She would be an almost transparent film on the roller. The roller would have to be
removed so that Bayonetta can be peeled off, slowly.
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That would be INCREDIBLY hard to do with how flat she would have gotten at that point!
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Even thoughΒ she is somewhat immortal. Peeling her off that
cylinder would be difficult. You have to have patience to
complete the task.Β XD
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She might as well be painted onto the roller at that point.
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Maybe use some non-stick cooking spray if all else
fails. XD
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Might need something like nail polish remover actually
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That will soften up her already almost transparent
thin body too peel off the cylinder much easier.
You have to peel slow so she won't stretch when you
remove her.
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You'l be peeling for a very very long time lol.
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What will her film-like body be used for?
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It's long enough for one with plenty of water to spare.
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Or maybe we can use her as one of those extra long red carpets that movie stars use
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She can be pasted on the side of a hangar.
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And then maybe we could take her to a construction site to be spread out even further by steamrollers
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She would then be used on the gridiron field for a
nationally televised American Football game. (Like the Super Bowl)
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And after all of the football players trample her, she'll be so spread out that she can be used as a tarp to cover it when the game is over
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It would take her a long while to restore herself. she would
be too exhausted to do that. The funny part would be if they forget to
roll her body up of the field, and the grounds crew start painting
white lines on her body as if she was part of the field.
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They most likely would forget to do that. Or "forget" on purpose!
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That would be embarrassing for her when her friends Felicia and Morrigan find her.
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Especially since she was making fun of Felicia for being flattened in the first place XD
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Of course Felicia would have been restored by then. They would beΒ
standing on the field wondering where she is,...until
they look down.
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And then probably do some humiliating things to her paper form XD
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She already has white hash-marks and white linesΒ
covering some of her flattened body. Maybe they'll
play a quick game of American football before the
real humiliating stuff comes along.
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Hahah, first it'll just be the two of them. Then two whole teams of huge men. And then the half time show with a huge crowd XD
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There would be a marching band as well.
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Ooh, being marched around on would be quite an uncomfortable experience!
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Then the football game commences. After that, the clean-up crew
cleans the field. They wouldn't know if they would use BayonettaΒ
as a tarp for the field, or a cover for the scoreboard.
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Or both depending on what they feel like
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She would look like she can be see-through like the plastic
you use to tape on the wall to cover your windows during
the winter season.
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She'd have to be squished reaaaaaaalllllly thin for that lol
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I can see her coming back to her realm with Jeanne, Felicia and the
rest of the gang, who look at her in bewilderment. Felicia would
ask her, "How did you get those white lines all over your body ?
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Bayonetta: Just... don't talk about it ugh.
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Felicia: Did you catch that football game everyone?
It was intense just like soccer.
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Hahah, linking 2 of my comics together?
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XDD.She's comparing the American Football with soccer
and wants Bayonetta to come see an American Football.
Only Bayonetta had front row seats for that one. XD
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Err... I'm sorry I don't follow
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Not only was Bayonetta on the field, she was the field. That's what I mean by
"front row seats to the game". XD
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Ahh I get it lol.
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I think Bayonetta will sit out on this game and let the otherΒ
ladies have fun watching the game.
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Against her will
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Maybe they will tie her up and take her to the game
against her will.
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Sounds like a great plan to me!
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They'll force Bayonetta to have some fun..
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