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*The scenery is an MSN chatroom like area. Derek and Tess are standing in the center, talking*

Derek: So I read about that pig game you and your friends came up. Sounds kinda fun. Too bad you can't really play it with just two people...
Tess: Oh, you can. The other person automatically loses.
Derek: Oh, really? *Derek touches the place where his nose would be* You lose.
Tess: ... I really should've seen that coming.

*Ten minutes later*

Tess: So anyway I-
*Derek touches the place where his nose would be again*
Derek: Haha, I win again.
Tess: Dangit. Haha, well anyway I-
*Derek touches the place where his nose would be yet again*
Tess: Okay that's really starting to get annoying.
Derek: I AM THE PIG CHAMPION!
Tess: ... What?
Derek: Muhahahaha! *Puts on a fake pig nose around his square head* I WIN PIG FOREVER!
Tess: Dear god I've created a monster!
*Derek is now wearing a cape, and he flies away*
Tess: ...

*The scene is another MSN chatroom, a little different from the other one. Sean and Anna are talking, Derek is coming up to them*

Anna: So anyway I said "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TURNABOUT!"
Sean: Hahaha.
Derek: *He is turned around so they can't see his face* Hey guys?
Both: Yes?
Derek: PIG I WIN! HAHAHAHA! *Derek flies away again*
Anna: ... What the hell?
Sean: God dammit Derek... Just... God dammit. *Shakes his fist toward the air, somewhat pointing at Derek* WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS TO ME?
*Tess runs in*
Tess: Have you seen Derek around here?!
*Sean slaps his forehead a couple times*
Anna: Uh... He went that way. *Anna points up*
Tess: Thanks. *Tess does a super jump, following Derek*
Sean: Anna, I'm gonna have to go lie down. I can't take any more of Derek's shenanigans, and all of this crazy shit.

*The scenery is a dark and scary floating platform*
Tess: Derek! I'm here to stop you!
Derek: You think you can stop me? I am the master of pig, more powerful than even you! FLYING PIGS, ATTACK!
Tess: ... Say what?
*Tess is attacked by flying pigs*
Tess: Dammit Derek, you are taking this way to far! *Tess grabs a pig and uses it as a weapon against the rest of the flying pigs*
Derek: You have defeated my minions, but can you defeat me, the dark master of PIG?
*Tess tries fighting Derek, but he appears to be too strong*
Derek: Do you see now? There is no way to defeat me!
Tess: Waitaminute, I think there is. There's only one way to defeat you!
Derek: What are you talking about, I'm invincible!
*Tess holds her nose up*
Tess: PIG! You lose!
Derek: What, NO! NO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AARAARGGH! *Derek erupts into a bright flash of light*
Tess: And now the world is saved, thanks to me.
Derek: Damn. Good job. So... Talk to you tomorrow?
Tess: Yeah sure. Seeya.
Derek: Goodbye.