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Detharmonics — Day In: Slime Cookies
Published: 2012-08-29 19:08:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 20761; Favourites: 816; Downloads: 131
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Well, here’s what happens when a generous friend invites everyone over for cookies. Hurr.Warning: walls and walls of stoner yammering from some very high trolls straight ahead.
Dave: damn they have weed
Dave: wheres mine
Rose: They’ve been ingesting sopor slime.
John: oh my god, karkat, you too?
Eridan: ter
Eridan: really
Eridan: youre really beautiful wwith
Eridan: wwith your glasses off
Eridan: like
Eridan: like howw you are right noww
Eridan: youre just so
Eridan: youre so pretty <3
Eridan: ter
Eridan: youre just so pretty
Terezi: H3Y
Terezi: D4V3
Terezi: DO YOU SM3LL TH4T
Eridan: im eridan
Terezi: UH
Terezi: D4V3
Terezi: DON’T B3 R1D1CULOUS
Eridan: so
Eridan: ter
Eridan: wwhat do you think
Terezi: OH D4V3
Terezi: OH
Terezi: D4V3
Eridan: ter
Terezi: D4V3
Eridan: ter <3
Terezi: D4V3 <3
Eridan: ter <3
*makeouts of untidy nature*
Dave: do uhh
Dave: do any of you think she meant to do that with hipsterfish
Dave: is she just getting his name wrong
Rose: Let’s hope her sautéed thinkpan just employed the wrong name.
Rose: …and did mean to make out on the floor with him, not you.
John: dunno rose, she *is* blind. who knows what that stuff did to her other senses.
Dave: …yeah were overthinking this.
Jade: seriously!
Feferi: *Snoar*
Aradia: …
Sollux: whoa
Sollux: what'2 goiing on
Sollux: iit'2 liike the ceiiliing ii2
Sollux: ju2t
Sollux: pulliing iit2elf iinward
Sollux: but all
Sollux: 2wiirly
Sollux: 2w-2wiirly at the 2ame tiime
Sollux: ii2 that
Sollux: ii2 that normal
Sollux: anyone el2e 2ee that ii2 that normal
Gamzee: Yes Sollux, for your first few highs, that’s completely normal. Enjoy it; it’s all part of the experience.
Sollux: whoa
Sollux: ok lOLOlolOLOlololOLOLololOLOlolOLOlOlOLOLoloLoL
Equius: D --> There is a
Equius: D --> Fly
Equius: D --> On the ceiling
Equius: D --> Right there
Equius: D --> Do you see it Sollux
Equius: D --> All buzzing around like
Equius: D --> Like it owns the place
Sollux: oh
Sollux: my god
Sollux: ii
Sollux: ii 2ee it equiiu2
Sollux: riight
Sollux: riight up there
Equius: D --> Discaseful
Equius: D --> Did I say disfaceful
Equius: D --> I meant disgraceful
Equius: D --> That fly is disgraful
Equius: D --> Disgraceful
Sollux: di2a2ful
Nepeta: :33 < my face is just... numb!
Nepeta: :33 < oh my god this is so weird!
Nepeta: :33 < it's like, it's like if i stretch enough this way...
Nepeta: :33 < then relax...
Nepeta: :33 < my whole body f33ls all...
Nepeta: :33 < woo!
Tavros: hEY,
Tavros: gAMZEE,
Gamzee: Mhm?
Tavros: iF,
Tavros: iF YOU’RE SITTING RIGHT HERE,,,
Tavros: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Gamzee: If I’m sitting right here?
Tavros: oH YEAH,
Tavros: iF YOU’RE SITTING RIGHT HERE,,,
Tavros: wHO’S THAT OVER,
Tavros: oVER THERE,
Tavros: bY,
Tavros: bY YOUR RECUPERACOON,
Gamzee: My best guess is that it’s a motherfuckin hallucination, Tavbro. You had quite a few cookies, and I can’t see anyone there.
Gamzee: :o)
Tavros: ,,,,,,,,,,,,oH,,,
Tavros: ,,,oK,,,
Karkat: IS THAT
Karkat: IS THAT A TAIL
Karkat: ON MY LEG IS THAT A TAIL
Karkat: LOOK AT IT OH MY GOD THERE’S A TAIL ON MY LEG GAMZEE
Gamzee: Indeed, Karkat.
Gamzee: That’s Nepeta’s costume tail on your leg.
Gamzee: You see her there, bro? She’s doing a bit of stretching on the floor beside you.
Karkat: WHOA. MIRACLE.
Gamzee: Yeah, a motherfuckin miracle.
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Comments: 169
LOOK AT THAT SMUG ASSHOLE, POISONING ALL OUR BAKED GOODS.IDIOT.
I,uM,, DON,T THINK MY HEAD IS SUPPOSED TO,,UM,,,BEND THAT WAY,,,,, {
o)( my gos)( I fell asleep in the corner 38C
D--> I don't remember this....
UM, WHY TH3 H3LL 1S 3R1D4N FL1RT1NG W1TH M3?????! >:/
Oh Good Lord Why Am I Drinking A Two Liter Faygo?!
O-0 omg karkitty is loving my tail ///>^how iin all of paradox 2pace ii2 a roof briingiing me 2o much entertaiinment?
fukin fite me kar noww tz likes me more than you
H3LL NO
HELL NO
EB:...what is going on here
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The fly
On the ceiling
And the
Conversation
About the fly
On the ceiling
Priceless
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XD Gamzee is being the smartest one of them all
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Oh jeez, this is hilarious! And Tavros ... Just --- X'D HIS FACE!!
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XD I blame Gamzee. And... Uh... Katkat's smiling... O.o
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OKAY WTH HAPPENED HERE CAUSE I /KNOW/ IT WASNT SOPOR
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XD Sorry Karkat but I think it was.
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oh my god equius
Equius: D --> All buzzing around like
Equius: D --> Like it owns the place
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Sweet Nutella from wriggler Jegus! This is hilarious! 
Thank you Gamzee, for making my day.
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Oh god Gamzee I feel so proud of you right now XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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kk 2teals hand2. you should have done that gag
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It would of been a feeggin miracle
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youre making my sides hurt
gamzee throws a wild party
wait, is Karkat high too? O.o
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ahaha it's brilliant
Kanaya and Karkat are especially great C:
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When I saw the pic the first thing that came to mind was that gam some how got everyone stoned with his slime pies(and I was on the floor lmfao)
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Feferi is win. I love this on so many levels. Nepeta and Kanaya. <3 This picture is joy personified!
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OK, just, Gamzee's expression. Who is the evil mastermind, it's him.
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XD sollux i think we need to get u home before u put ur glasses on upside down an start seeing everything in purple an shit
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well I know how to fix this someone hand me a hose
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and this is why you never ever ever ever hang out with gamzee
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Oh god I'm laughing so hard I can't stop! Somebody Help!
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lol This is as funny as the part about Eridan getting seasick on the fairy.XD
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this is probs the best picture ever made ever hands down
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Holy fucking shit Sollux and Karkat are PERF. XD
This is just...it made me laugh SO HARD. Everyone is just so hilarious.
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I-love-*hic* you-BROOOOOTHTHEHRHERERER
*HIC*
Me: heeeeeyyyyy Ro-Jo-Jayyyy-dave!!!
*o_O///*
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