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DeusExEquus β Sticking to the Script
Published: 2014-04-11 02:28:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 54730; Favourites: 652; Downloads: 295
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I swear, every one of these I draw gets me that much closer to just drawing porn. Well, drawing porn again.Related content
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Should I be more shocked that Twilight wrote a fanfic like that, or that Rarity and Fluttershy actually went ahead and reenact it?
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Twilight :Β Rule #1 when you write "special fanfics" : ALWAYS hide them well
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Nothing wrong with drawing porn, as long as you post it in the right place.
And about the comic: Simply hilarious! XD
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"Fluttershy and Rarity start making out..." oh, sorry, that's a fanfic I'm working on. Here's the proper script. Ahem. "Fluttershy and Rarity start making out..."
Can't we just go back to the flash cards?
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You kind of messed up the joke there. The "proper script" would be, "Rarity and Fluttershy start making out..."
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lol, Twilight what an imagination you have, lol
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Not shown: The Fanfic making its way to Canterlot after getting lost.
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Not ShownTM2.0: Twilight's fanfic getting mixed up with the diplomatic cables to the Griffon Empire, and the extensive trade agreement concerning tarrifs on imported Griffon stratocumulus castellanus clouds getting sent to the Canterlot Clop Competition Weekly Writer's Wank...
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And Twilight Sparkle creates another diplomatic incident.
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well my day has been made thank you
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Someone please make this a REAL fanfic just for da laughs
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Fanfics,they're everywhere. from youtube comments to ponyville.
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Ah, Twily. You should keep your fanfiction under key in the deepest drawer of your desk protected from curious eyes. That is what I do!
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Twilight: Spike! Why is this letter to Princess Celestia still sitting on my desk?
Spike: What do you mean? I sent it literally a minute ago.
Twilight: No, you didn't! It's still sitting here!
Spike: C'mon, Twilight, do you really think I would forget sending a full twenty page letter?
Twilight: Twenty pages... MY FANFIC!
*POOF*
Celestia: TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!
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Twilight: P-Princess! I can explain!
Celestia: I hope so, Twilight Sparkle. Not even Luna was able to find that diary!
Twilight: You see, it was a silly idea I got one day and - what?
Celestia: I would have sensed even Discord breaking those wards. So tell me, how did you find and read it?!
Twilight: R-read... what?
Celestia: DO NOT PLAY DUMB WITH ME! That was a nearly word-for-word excerpt from my private diary!
Twilight: What was?!
Celestia: YOU DARE PLAY COY WITH THE SUN?!
Twilight: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT I WROTE A STUPID FAN FICTION AND SPIKE SENT IT BY ACCIDENT!
Celestia: A... fan... fiction?
Twilight: Yes! What diary are you talking about?
Celestia: ... never mind. I was never here. You wrote nothing.
Twilight: But-
Celestia: ON PAIN OF LUNAR BANISHMENT, TWILIGHT SPARKLE.
Twilight: Never here! Wrote nothing! Got it, Princess!
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Spike: So... want me to send the letter now?
Twilight: ... I, uh... I don't know. A friendship report about keeping secrets?
Spike: Yeah, I'll recycle it.
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Celestia: Dear diary... today I almost made the most terrible blunder in front of my former student. Fortunately, she said forgiveness... was just a spanking away-
Luna: Lo, sister! We hath been searching for thee for nary an hour-
Celestia: HOW DID YOU FIND THIS ROOM?!
Luna: Uh - we found the door ajar? Anyways, dinner is ready.
Celestia: OKAY! THANK YOU! LEAVE NOW!
Luna: ... as thou wish... *closes door behind her*
Celestia: *sob* Damn it! Damn it all! Why am I only attracted to other alicorns? And why are all the ones I know of related to me? Except... aha!
*scribble, scribble*
Celestia: "Night Light never told you what happened to your mother."
Celestia: *Twilight's voice* "He told me enough! He told me you killed her!"
Celestia: "No, Twilight. I am your mother."
Celestia: *Twilight's voice* "That's not true! That's impossible!"
Celestia: Heh. Now, how am I going to incorporate spanking into this...
Luna: *through door* Verily, sister, thou DOTH have a problem.
Celestia: DAMN IT LUNA I SAID LEAVE!!!
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Well, she still needs work on her flying, but she appears to have mastered the art of sitting in thin air.
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They're on the light blue walkway in front of Rainbow's house. I can see why you would be confused, though. It might have helped if there were some shadows under them.
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You should have just done an in show representation of panel 3.
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Hey, that's just like all my favorite fanfics!
Β Β
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Pffffft. XD
Also, Twilight looks so cute in the last panel.
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Moonbutt.
Moonbutt moonbutt moonbut.
...sorry, I zoned out for a second. Did I miss anything?
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You can't escape the porn, it's like an Italian mafia. You escape only through death
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Why would I want to escape anyway?
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Because
Bird of Hermes is my name,
eating my wings to make me tame.
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Do I know you? Frozen Leaves? Or just coincident that you post the same quote like someone else I know?
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Wait escape? I was trying to escape it?
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You were but you don't remember. Sadly, you chose the blue pill.
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*snrk* Oh, Twily, don't ever change.
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