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deusprogrammer — Girls Don't Fart
Published: 2009-03-18 13:31:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 2759; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 22
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Really they don't! They always smell like Strawberries, Roses, and Sunshine (whatever that smells like).Related content
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The image of raw sewage comes to mind when they fart.
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This is true. But they will never admit it.
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"I get hit when I fart in front of my girlfriend, so I hit her back when I heard her fart in her sleep. Not hard mind you, a love tap."
Aw that's so cute. Shame man, I'm sure she doesn't appreciate you telling people that.
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Meh, it's revenge for my oppression. People fart damn it! No longer will I cower when I break wind. No longer will I brace for impact when I pass gas *thwack* Ow! I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
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lol shame. Life is hard.
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Lawlercoaster! 8D When I was little, my aunts would tell me that we didn't fart, no. We "fluff". x3
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Hailey can out belch AND out fart me and she actively tries to do both.
So that's one myth that was shot in the head, doused in gasoline, torched, and given a closed-casket funeral.
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I get hit when I fart in front of my girlfriend, so I hit her back when I heard her fart in her sleep. Not hard mind you, a love tap.
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Again, you impress me with your improvement. Shading, proportionally correct, and clothing that appears to hang accurately off of her body. Me likes!
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What might I study to get better at clothing and shading? I have just been studying pictures of people to get proportions better.
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Hey, that's a start. If you wanna get better at shading, I think it'd be good for you to purchase some prismacolors. Big set, little set, anything'll do. I can send you some notes on my techniques and we'll see how you do.
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That would be great! I respect you more than any other artist on dA =3.
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Eh...you needn't. I'm not the best out there by a long shot. I'll compose a note in a little while for you though.
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Well we are never going to be the best at anything, but that doesn't change the fact that out of everyone's work I've ever seen, yours is the most surreal I have ever seen. It's so real looking that it's almost frightening. My goal as an artist is to make people smile.
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Can't you just accept my admiration instead of showing me someone you compare yourself to 
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You don't think I copy photos too?
I do accept your admiration, and thankfully, but I want you to have perspective before you go off saying that my pics are frighteningly realistic.
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Yes, because I'm sure you had a photograph of your friends inner dragon right? That's talent that other artist doesn't have. You can create. All I saw from that other person was what a Xerox copier can do.
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^^ Thank you. Hey, if you want, sometimes I can be found in my chatroom. It's called #franklyspeaking, and you can get to it by clicking on the chat button on your profile page.
Hit me up sometime. I hang out there sometimes while I'm at work.
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I am having trouble with one pose right now. A figure in repose from the side. I am trying to draw someone lying on the ground with a sword through their chest, but I can't get it right.
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Really? I didn't think I did good at all. I was about to give up half way through.
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I liked it, cheesy though it was.
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