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Published: 2012-12-15 01:34:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 2739; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 5
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I think Pajama Sam would be a great name for a Silver Tabby or Egyptian Mau cat!Related content
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Oh, oh-oh
Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
(Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rock star
Spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar
Baby's got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras
Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car
Got no stress, I've been through all that
I'm like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back
Wish I could roll on back to that old town road
I wanna ride 'til I can't no more
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
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It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)
It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?) (Ayyyy!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget ya' boy Angel!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Yeah!) (It’s the Nutshack…)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)
It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)
It’s the Nutshack!
Hoo-ugh!
Phil’s from The ‘Frisco,
Jack’s from the P.I.,
Horatio the Horat so bigga!
Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.
Jack’s cool and lazy, he’s still learnin’.
Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.
Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!
Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,
But that’s not happenin’, either!
Shake it like a seizure, hold up,
Lemme spark this, take a breather,
(Yeaaah huh huh!) Breathe that reefer in my lungs.
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son? (son!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)
It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
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Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got instore
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I wont apoligize, thats just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
Now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I went-
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Ok seriously you guys can we, ok?
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME
YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
Cuz I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Cruisin' on down Main Street
You're relaxed and feelin' good
Next thing that you know you're seein'
Octopus in the neighborhood!
Surfin' on a sound wave
Swingin' through the stars
Take a left at your intestine
Take your second right past Mars.
On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS
Navigate a nostril
Climb on THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS
Spank a plankton, too
On our Magic School Bus
Raft a river of lava
On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS
Such a fine thing to do!
So strap your bones right to the seat
Come on in and don't be shy —
Just to make your day complete
You might get baked into a pie
On THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS...
Step inside — it's a wilder ride!
Come on — ride on THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!
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In the words of Filthy Frank...
*irritated sigh* I cannot believe I have to use that (overused) joke again...
It's time to stop! It's time to stop, OK!? No more! Where the fuck are your parents!? Who are your parents!? I'm gonna call CPS (Child Protective Services)!
It's time to STOP!
And not to mention, what you have failed to realize is that he has been on this site for 11 whole years. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY longer than your fruity ass has been on here.
Plus, he's way older than you are, so you might be in a rather tight situation here, cockrade (cocksucker + comrade).
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Asshurt much?
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Label attacher much?
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Uh oh, here we go again!
Meet George and Harold, they pull pranks and stuff! They're cool (cool!) and they're mischievous! Meet Mr. Krupp, he's not nice he's mean, that was until the day he saw a hypno ring!
Underpants, Underpants, I like Captain Underpants. Underpants, Underpants, hooray for Captain Underpants! Underpants, Underpants, I like Captain Underpants. Underpants, Underpants, hooray for Captain Underpants! He flies up high in the air, he's not scared! Captain Underpants likes wearing underwear, he also likes fighting crime, evil doers beware, cause it's superhero time! When lifestyle gets pretty rough, you gotta spend alot of time fighting mean stuff like talking toilets and Professor Poopypants, when you're done, you do a little victory dance!
Do the Wedgie Wiggle!
Oh no! The world's in trouble again! The lunchroom lady really is an alien and it's all for, thrills and laughs!
Captain Underpants, can I get your autograph?
Tra la laaa!
Cool!
Captain Underpants can fly by my school! Bad guys and crime streets, they don't even care, now they stop in the name of underwear! Hitting robots in the face and poking evil in the eye (boink!), it's very fun when it's easy crime!
I wish I could do it all day long!
That's why all day long, you listen to this song about; Underpants, Underpants, I like Captain Underpants. Underpants, Underpants, hooray for Captain Underpants! Underpants, Underpants, I like Captain Underpants. Underpants, Underpants...
I'll get you Captain Underpants!
Now they day's been saved and peace has been restored, Captain Underpants doesn't need it anymore, he's your pal but he's also your principal! Sometimes he's ridiculous, sometimes invincible! But now, he's gotta inforce the rules, by being mean and being not cool! So it's back to school life with a paper and pen but then...
Uh oh, here we go again!
Underpants, Underpants, I like Captain Underpants. Underpants, Underpants, hooray for Captain Underpants! Underpants, Underpants, I like Captain Underpants. Underpants, Underpants, hooray for Captain Underpants!
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Fuck you all!
Running out of ways to run
I can't see, I can't be
Over and over and under my skin
All this attention is doing me in
Fuck it all!
Fuck this world!
Fuck everything that you stand for!
Don't belong!
Don't exist!
Don't give a shit!
Don't ever judge me!
Picking through the parts exposed
Taking shape, taking shag
Over and over and under my skin
All this momentum is doing me in
Fuck it all!
Fuck this world!
Fuck everything that you stand for!
Don't belong!
Don't exist!
Don't give a shit!
Don't ever judge me!
And don't you fucking judge me!
Burn!
You got all my love, living in your own hate
Dripping hole man, hard step, no fate
Show you nothing, but I ain't holding back
Every damn word I say is a sneak attack
When I get my hands on you
Ain't a fucking thing you can do
Get this 'cause you're never gonna get me
I am the very disease you pretend to be
I am the push that makes you move
I am the push that makes you move
I am the push that makes you move
I am the push that makes you move!
Fuck it all!
Fuck this world!
Fuck everything that you stand for!
Don't belong!
Don't exist!
Don't give a shit!
Don't ever judge me!
Fuck it all!
Fuck this world!
Fuck everything that you stand for!
Don't belong!
Don't exist!
Don't give a shit!
Don't ever judge me!
Burn!
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