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Okay a call out - This is a pretty silly little non canon story I did to go with the render Dee did for me to get back into the writing grove
"Ah..wot a fine day... iz great to be me" Daz Dimples thought to herself as she strolled through the back alleys of Verdant City, her pockets full of twinkies, looking for something to do. A good fight would fit the bill nicely.
Wondering into a part of town she hadn't been in before she was scanning the buildings and their woefully inadequate security precautions when another alley urchin passed her by.
"Hai" Daz Dimples said reflexively, shaking her head at the flimsy door and the totally unimposing security sign protecting the back of a drugs store.
"Hai, I iz Dimples" said the other girl as she passed by, focused on her phone.
"Nice to me..wait..wot?" Daz Dimples whirled. "Hey...U!!! I iz Dimples!!!"
The other girl turned and her mouth dropped open in astonishment as Daz Dimples gasped .
"Wot...U iz me???", Both girls said at more or less the same time.
"Okay...wot iz going on here?" Daz Dimples demanded angrily.
"You tellz me..you Dee dopplegangerz U!!!" Poster Dimples shot back.
"Dopplegangerz??? Hey, anyone with halfz a brain can see I iz the real Dimples!!!" Daz Dimples punctuated her response with some angry finger pointing.
"Well, that iz countz u out then...and I iz Dimples!!!" Poster Dimples replied, clenching her fists.
"Look lady...I iz appreciate all the effortz u iz gone to to likez, cos play me..but I iz clearly Dimples. Look..I iz in THE Dimples outfit* Daz Dimples nodded her head, satisfied she had made a telling point and rummaging in her pockets unwrapped a twinky and ate it in two bites.
"Ohh...Twinkiez!!! Can I haz one?" Poster Dimples licked her lips.
"Hmmm...yummiez" Daz dimples rubbed her belly. "Sorry, these iz for Dimples only...and as I iz the only Dimples here...that iz mean me".
"You meaniez!!!" Poster Dimples stormed. Daz Dimples smiled triumphantly.
"Oh ye..well clothez iz not makez the Dimples kay??? And if U iz Dimples, wot iz happen your hair???" Poster Dimples growled.
Daz Dimples pulled a strand of her long hair in front of her eyes and inspected it closely* Wot...nothing..iz still there. I iz just update it iz all, I iz older now..no longer a tweenager" she said, a little sadly, she had liked being a tweenager.
"Well...guess wot I woz just order???" Poster Dimples held up her phone, an innocent expression on her face.
"Uh...lemme thinkz. Uhm...Pizzaz?" Daz Dimples replied.
"Ye...three xtra-large Dee-light deluxe pizzaz. Mr Gino iz cookz them now, I iz on my way to pickz them up" Now it was Poster Dimples turn to smile.
"Hmm..Pizzaz." Daz Dimples said dreamily, "With sprinklez?" she asked
"Of course with sprinklez" Poster Dimples nodded.
"I iz likez the way u iz thinkz, maybe I iz join U" Daz Dimples said, patting her pocketz "Oh no...awww crapz" she said in horror.
"Wot?"
"No moniez...I iz forget walletz" Daz Dimples said dejectedly.
"Awww..too badz" Poster Dimples said in mock commiseration. "Well...I iz be seeing you...got pizzaz to eatz. Bai"
Daz Dimples watched her duplicate walk away, head down "Bai" she gave a little half hearted wave. She would have really liked some pizza, and Poster Dimples didn't seem a bad sort.
Suddenly an idea occured to her, and she hurried after her other self" Hey...waitz up. How aboutz cutting me in on that actionz?" She asked as she caught up to Poster Dimples, smiling in a friendly fashion.
Poster Dimples looked at her and raised an eyebrow "And why iz I do that?"
"Wellz...even for me 3 xtra-large pizzaz iz a lot , Nadine wont eatz any and if u haz sprinkles on them neither will Sugar. Be a shame to wastez any...practically a sin" Daz Dimples said solemnly.
"Ye..good pointz, well I guess I can givez wots left to the racoonz huh?" Poster Dimples kept walking.
"Wot...awww...comez on. Racoonz iz no pizzaz connoisseurz, those pizzaz iz be wasted on them. Where as I iz appreciate the mingling of the flavourz and the different texturez, the whole art, the divine tastez. Please???" Daz Dimples pleaded.
Poster Dimples stopped and considered" Wotz it worth to you?"
"Wot u wontz?" Daz Dimples replied
"Well a twinkiez wud be nice, but u iz gobble themz all huh?"
Daz Dimples rummaged in her pockets, smiling* Well now u iz mentionz it..I iz alwayz has a twinkiez for me, which in a way iz u...so U iz in luck* she produced a twinky and handed it to Poster Dimples.
"Hmm...twinkiez..yummiez" Poster Dimples licked her lips, unwrapped the twinky and gobbled it quickly.
"So...haz we a deal? Twinkiez for pizza?" Daz Dimples held out her hand.
Poster Dimples took it and shook it with a smile."Soundz good to me Dee...I iz alwayz like that skirt..and ur hair iz not badz"
"Sweetz...I iz like wot u iz wear too. Shall we?"
Smiling, thinking about pizza and maybe finding an unlucky heroine to double team later, the two Dee's strolled off in the direction of Mister Gino's pizza parlour chatting happily.
A Dee & Me production.
Art by , story by me
Dimples Bratt is my OC and may only be used with permission.
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Comments: 36
It seems entirely in character for Dimples in any shape or form to get distracted by food and not having any interest whatsoever in getting to the bottom of this strange phenomenon.
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Yup..Dee prides herself on her survival instincts, food first
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I didn't know that Twinkies qualified as "food", but okay.
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When you have a metabolic healing factor, sure they do...along with Pizza...ofc when it goes wrong...well...wait until you meet Dumples
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"Dumples"... LOL! You should definitely do that. She deserves to see the light of day in one of your twisted tales.
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Oh it's coming...working on and off on an Enid Blyton style story with several of the multiverse Dee's
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It's a little scary to think of her spread across every instance in the multiverse.
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Well..in my cosmos anyway
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Two Dee -Dee's? Have I died and gone to heaven?
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Now I have heard of Poser vs. DAZ but this is a whole new level! I have to say if two Dee's ever met up like this ..... Well lets just say that whatever city they happened to meet in would never be the same again! but if I were a betting man .... I would say that my money would be on Poser Dee ..... of course that might have to do with me being a Poser user.
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Yeah...I can see why you would bet on Poser Dee, but your tank buddy is Daz Dee..so you know what she is capable of
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There's not enough twinkies left in the world for two Dee's!
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I agree..make more twinkies!!!!
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Especially with u planning on stealingz more..I know u iz..fes upz!!!!
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Awww. It's nice for Dee to have new friends. Now they can chop up baddies in stereo
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Chop up ...baddies? Uhm..sure..baddies
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It was a kind of exercise to break the block, but can't deny I enjoyed writing it
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The world can barely contain one of them, let alone two, hehe. This was a cute story, love that they were able to work out their differences in the end instead of fight, hehe.
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Glad you liked it, two Dee's, almost unbearably cute
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Yes I'm sure that's what the authorities would be most concerned with...
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Just a set of twins off to buy pizza..nothing to see here officer
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Until they run out of toppings...
Funny story, the other night we ordered pizza and Pizza Hut said they were out of pepperoni...
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Twice the Dee's, I doubt anyone can handle that much cuteness.
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I think you may be right Mr Pizza
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Fortunately it didn't come down to gunplay--that would have been messy (not to mention existential) I'm still not sure if Poser Dee or Daz Dee is really the real Dee but the realidee is too much to contemplate. I wonder what Mr Gino's will do when the paradoxical Pair o' Dees walk in to his pizza paradise?
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Well, he has a Dee-lemma. Either he is Dee-lighted at the prospects of the extra pizza sales, or Dee-straught, fearing he has some sort of Dee-lerium
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Hmm while shes cute, (kinda I prefer Books myself) 2 of them at once? RUN!
Great pic and story tho
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Thanks, was a vehicle to break my writers block, but silly as it is I did have fun
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