HOME | DD
deviantsaster — The Girlfriend
[NSFW]
#bitch #bother #boy #boyfriend #friend #girl #girlfriend #jealousy #romance #stalker #thirdwheel #brotherfromanothermother #friendzone
Published: 2014-10-14 19:43:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 486; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
Redirect to original
Description
body div#devskin0 hr { }
My friend has got a girlfriend,
And boy she is a bitch.
Every time she condescends
She makes my fingers twitch.
Now I can't talk to my bro-ski,
On the book or MSN,
Without having this hoe see,
And start ranting at me again.
She questions every lol or glomp or smiley that I post,
And leaves her ominous comments-
And questions on my wall like this is a roast.
If she could stem her word vomit,
And hide her one green eye,
She'd see that we
(quite contentedly)
Are friends and that's just fine.
The fact she'd rather spit at me
Than kiss the boy she 'loves'
Makes me think it's clear to see
We won't be seeing any doves.
So to my brother from another mother,
I wish you best of luck,
Give your girlfriend my sincere regards
Before telling her I don't give a flying fuck :'-)
Related content
Comments: 5
It is, it really is. And I have so many awesome bitchy things to say to her that I cant because she's his girlfriend and insulting her is inadvertently insulting him. I'm not saying she's a slut, just that her favorite shade of lipstick is penis. If penises were planes her mouth would be heathrow. She's going to be buried in a triangular coffin because every time she lies on her back her legs spring open. If her vagina has more users than facebook and twitter. she thought the hokey pokey was directions for fi-okay im done
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
She most definitely sounds like the last person you'd want to be annoying you! Well if they ever break up you an tell her that. xDD
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I'll hide my time till thend *evil laugh
👍: 0 ⏩: 1