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Dammit, A.I. Why wouldn't you give Jessica her tan? This was the best I could get. Or, at the very least, my favorite of the bunch.

Anyway, thanks to mjtanner's review (www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q8doZ… ) I found out the horrible truth: Jaune and Jessica didn't reunite in the sequel. Thanks to that spoiler, I'm not really interested in the movie anymore.

Let's face it, Green Knight... *groan* Alright, alright, KNIGHT LIGHT (HATE THAT SHIP NAME) stole the show in the first movie. Jaune and Jessica were just so damn good together. And since part 2 is confirmed to have happened after vol 9. Jessica could have had a chance to help Jaune recover after his decades stuck in the Ever After. Yeah, he looked fine after the Carpenter used Alyx's knife to... "heal" him, but he obviously still has emotional scars!

He has a freakin' white streak in his hair now! Which looks awesome, yes, but Jessica would have noticed!

"Jaune! You're here!"

"Hey, Jess."

Jessica then looks into Jaune's eyes and notices his hair. "Jaune... what happened to you?"

Jaune sighs. "It's... a long story."

Truth be told, I really, really, REALLY wanted to see Jaune in the DC universe. My favorite character in my favorite universe? Sign me up! Plus, let's face it, Jessica was practically being made into Jaune's soulmate.

And THAT was the problem! It seems like every time Jaune is interested in a female, the writers screw him over.

Calls Ruby a cute and quirky girl, has great chemistry with her, and is practically best friends with her? Put her on a different team and put in Oscar for people to ship them together for some ungodly reason.

Thinks Weiss is pretty, has a beautiful voice, and is an elegant dancer? Have Weiss ignore him in school, have her fall for Neptune, then have Jaune realize she isn't the girl for him.

Have Best Girl Pyrrha fall for him? Make him think she's too good for him, have him be dense to all of her advances, then KILL HER ASS! WHOO!

And now, we have Jessica. Jaune was practically her teacher. Sort of her personal Pyrrha. He was with her at his lowest. Helped her regain her powers. And they just looked damn good together. And is Jessica canonically older than Jaune? Hell yeah, she is. AND?! She's beautiful, obviously cared for Jaune, and could have been the best thing to happen to him since Pyrrha!

BUT NOOOOO! SHE'S AN ENTIRE DAMN UNIVERSE AWAY FROM HIM, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY GOODBYE TO HER! THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE WAS TAKEN FROM HIM! AGAIN!

DAMMIT, RWBY, STOP SCREWING MY BOY OVER! LET HIM LOVE, DAMMIT! GIVE Mw. Well, thank you all for attending this TED talk. Sayonara.

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Dammit, A.I. Why wouldn't you give Jessica her tan? This was the best I could get. Or, at the very least, my favorite of the bunch.

Anyway, thanks to mjtanner's review (www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q8doZ… ) I found out the horrible truth: Jaune and Jessica didn't reunite in the sequel. Thanks to that spoiler, I'm not really interested in the movie anymore.

Let's face it, Green Knight... *groan* Alright, alright, KNIGHT LIGHT (HATE THAT SHIP NAME) stole the show in the first movie. Jaune and Jessica were just so damn good together. And since part 2 is confirmed to have happened after vol 9. Jessica could have had a chance to help Jaune recover after his decades stuck in the Ever After. Yeah, he looked fine after the Carpenter used Alyx's knife to... "heal" him, but he obviously still has emotional scars!

He has a freakin' white streak in his hair now! Which looks awesome, yes, but Jessica would have noticed!

"Jaune! You're here!"

"Hey, Jess."

Jessica then looks into Jaune's eyes and notices his hair. "Jaune... what happened to you?"

Jaune sighs. "It's... a long story."

Truth be told, I really, really, REALLY wanted to see Jaune in the DC universe. My favorite character in my favorite universe? Sign me up! Plus, let's face it, Jessica was practically being made into Jaune's soulmate.

And THAT was the problem! It seems like every time Jaune is interested in a female, the writers screw him over.

Calls Ruby a cute and quirky girl, has great chemistry with her, and is practically best friends with her? Put her on a different team and put in Oscar for people to ship them together for some ungodly reason.

Thinks Weiss is pretty, has a beautiful voice, and is an elegant dancer? Have Weiss ignore him in school, have her fall for Neptune, then have Jaune realize she isn't the girl for him.

Have Best Girl Pyrrha fall for him? Make him think she's too good for him, have him be dense to all of her advances, then KILL HER ASS! WHOO!

And now, we have Jessica. Jaune was practically her teacher. Sort of her personal Pyrrha. He was with her at his lowest. Helped her regain her powers. And they just looked damn good together. And is Jessica canonically older than Jaune? Hell yeah, she is. AND?! She's beautiful, obviously cared for Jaune, and could have been the best thing to happen to him since Pyrrha!

BUT NOOOOO! SHE'S AN ENTIRE DAMN UNIVERSE AWAY FROM HIM, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY GOODBYE TO HER! THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE WAS TAKEN FROM HIM! AGAIN!

DAMMIT, RWBY, STOP SCREWING MY BOY OVER! LET HIM LOVE, DAMMIT! GIVE Mw. Well, thank you all for attending this TED talk. Sayonara.