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Published: 2010-07-30 00:50:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 9627; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 0
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I needed to Photoshop a picture of Dero (of German band Oomph!); I just couldn't help myself. This is so simple, but I don't care. I just used a photo I already had.You know, I have half a mind to fly to Germany, attack his place of residence, apologize to his wife and son, then make sweet, hot, sexy love to him (and his voice).
No but seriously. Excuse that paragraph above. I'm completely blinded by Dero... and I like it that way.
His labret piercing got shaded out, damn.
The quote is from the song 'Revolution'. In English it says:
"Only if you're loud,
will they listen to you.
And if they're deaf,
then let them feel it."
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I will join you in said escapades. I think he would like being raped, and we can ask his wife to join in. :3 Germans like it dirty like that.
On another note, great work. Faved!
Check my gallery?
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Thanks!
We never know if he would or not until we get there, haha.
And, oh yes - surely his wife is attractive. I'd be in with that too.
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Oh sweet mother of GOD she is hot...and every German guy I've ever dated (which is a lot) has always been into the rough sex and bondage stuff. I doubt he would turn us down. So since we've got that settled, I'll get the plane tickets if you handle hotel. Meet me at my house in two hours. Make sure to pack your toothbrush.
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You've seen his wife?!
Ooh, and that sounds fun.
Done deal! I'll bring my toothbrush, phone, sexy playlists, and... well, I guess that's all I'll really need.
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If she's with Dero she has to be hot.
DON'T FORGET THE SEXY CLOTHING!
I'll bring my toothbrush, pajamas, my computer, my camera so I can get pictures of this, 3 of my corsets, my schoolgirl outfit, a couple of skirts, 4 bottles of KY, my handcuffs, and my riding crop. Yea...I don't think anything else will be required. Condoms are optional. I WANT HIS BABIES!
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Pssh, silly me. How on earth could I forget outfits?!
Condoms probably wouldn't be optional for me. Instead, I could just ask him to donate a sample of the goods, freeze it and save it for 15 years from now, haha.
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You can't say telling your mom you're preggo by a celeb wouldn't be great. And you could be his sex slave...and live in HIS closet...And...and...and...BE A SEX KITTEN!
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Maybe. As much as I want Dero's genetics teamin' up with mine - oh, and that would be glorious - I don't think I would be mentally or emotionally ready for a child until I'm at least 30. Plus that frees up a good 12 years minimum for sexysex all the time!
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Who says sex can't happen DURING pregnancy?
And we can leave them to his wife. We get sexy time, she gets the kitchen.
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I dunno. I lust-lust-lust-lust-lust Dero and all, but I put myself first. Haha.
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Still. Dero is sexy enough that I would sacrifice my killer bod!
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love and totally agree with your paragraph, but it would actually be sons plural, not just singular... oh well who cares right? It's Dero Goi!
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Oh. I was unaware of any further reproduction after his first son, haha.
I was on multiple language Wikipedia's and such and I saw he only had one son.
But whatever, if I were his wife, I'd want to reproduce more than once too.
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I totally agree. Found that he had two sons on the German forum at oomph.de. in the Dero forum.I guess either could be true. You can actually pm him there! And he actually writes back!He posts on his forum quite a bit actually.
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Well, see that's why. I can maybe pick out a few cognates here and there, but other than that I have no idea what anyone is saying on the German forum. Google web-page translate is just a little too unreliable for me, and it's so much work to put each paragraph into a translator when you've got so much to lurk at, haha.
As much as I want to know, I don't want to sound like a creepy perv sitting naked in a windowless, Dero-themed basement, hah.
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Switch to the Google Chrome browser, It askes if you want to translate the page, and it isn't too bad, but I've been doing better with the German so I use it less now, but for getting into it it can really help. ok, last sentence... no idea where that came from, but I completely agree with you. What would you do,put up posters of him everywhere in all his godlike glory????
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I think I'll try that. Thanks.
Well, no, I was just joking. He obviously likes his privacy, and I'd feel too stalkerish if I go and ask about his reproductive habits, despite me wanting to know, you know?
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ROFLMAO. Practically... no, seriously... How many first time oomph! listeners look at Dero and automatically think, 'oh he's a dad. Defiantly.' He's nuts though, he has got to be like the coolest dad ever.
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I didn't, haha. In fact, the only reason I ever really looked closely into Oomph! was because I found Dero so frickin' attractive. I could have swore he wasn't a day older than 30. But yeah, probably the coolest dad on the earth.
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once you watch this vid, you will never doubt his father hood again: not kidding. [link] and in some other interview he tells them that he collects stuffed animals. this is relevant only if you watch at least the first part of the vid
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And here's where knowing what he's saying would come in handy, haha. Although I love my dumbfounded laughter because of his expressions and how he says things.
He's so dorky and I love it!
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I just love the Wat's dat? and the Wow part. His little thing with the sheep rocks and he laughs very strangly. He is getting presents froma fan for christmas. It was some sort of prize copetition thingy ya know... on that page if you look in the comments, I'm heathsharleyquinn. And yes... big dork
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Haha, yes. That's the only part I really got. Oh, and his funny laugh - I giggled like a little girl.
I'm kind of upset I wasn't aware of Oomph!'s presence until this past July...
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I was told about it last year. Only this year did I really get into it. Now I am absorbed...
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I found 'em all by myself. I was hooked almost instantly.
But yeah, that's what you get for being only 17. Eh.
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You Canadian? lol just kidding. Turns out my friend who got me into it(she is also 17) has a Canadian accent... so i had to make a comment
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Pfft, I wish. Sometimes being an American sucks, you know?
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I once told my dad that and he practically had my ass on not being Patriotic enough.
I like gov and politics, and especially here, but seriously(and no offence if you don't see it this way) I hated Bush and everything that he stands for. he's as effing Depp! Eine Scheissekopf!
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It's cool to love your country, but overdoing patriotism is just irritating.
I didn't like Bush either. He was a tool. I prefer to not even give him the time of day talking about him.
I like politics in theory, but in practice, everybody takes away the objective part of the idea and politicians jack up government in a ridiculous way.
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My dad once said that if Bush came to our door asking if we could put him up for the night, he wouldn't even let him in the house... hehe
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Haha, that's awesome.
I'd probably do the same thing.
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*Excuse me?is my voice abnormally low?*
Also the one major mistake that she made was that she said 'Ich bin Heiss" and not Mir ist Heiss. THey told her it meant she was horny... mein gott
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Bahaha. That's funny. I remember mine telling us that she lived in an all male wing, and when she first got there they asked her if she made/had friends. Apparently, 'friend' was a slang term for boyfriend then, and she would always answer that she had lots of friends. Everyone always chuckled, but never told her. One of her roommates, Olaf, finally pulled her aside and was like "How many boyfriends do you think you need?"
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it was the same thing with the whole ich bin heiss they just always giggled at her(guys...) and then she was finally like, what is so funny? The best part was that she always said it in front of guys...
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Ah man. At least we won't make these mistakes in the future, haha.
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not unless we really mean it... jk. I think I once said something like I look appealing or pleasing or something like that once by accident. Most of the time the people in my classes are guys and so they are always coming up with other inappropriate things to say.
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Haha, oops.
I remember when the year started, and I didn't quite have my school-cap on, so to speak, when I went to say what my name was I'd accidentally say 'I hate Devynn' instead because the two words are very similar.
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totally unrelated but... OH MEIN GOTT you did Zach Quinto and Chris Pine!!!!!!! Wow. Those are awesome. I did these really lame photo manips of Zach quinto for a friend and called them Spocklars...yess.. you read that right.
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Haha, yes. Those were a few days after I saw the new Star Trek movie. I don't really like the Quinto one much anymore, but the Pine photomanip. I still like. But thank you.
lol @ Spocklars.
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we must have massive conversations that have no longer anything to do with your awesome manips going for a whole page... oh well. hey, you should check out my Dero! i don't really do any photo manip, but I draw alot. if there is something(usually people) that you want me to draw for you I would totally do a commission exchange, I draw for you , you photomanip for me? was denkst du?
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Pfft. You can draw too. I have no real artistic ability outside of photomanip. and writing. I do like your Dero drawing, very good.
Sure, that sounds fun. I don't know who I'd want drawn though, haha. I'd probably do a photomanip. for nothing just because I love to do it. We'll see.
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that's good. I've come along way from perfect circle heads and rectangle hands that I started out with. Not kidding you. Very geometric, not organic at all. If I am pumped up about something I draw it. That's usually how it goes...
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I had two years of art class in middle school and I still can't draw. Even my stick figures look like shit.
Yeah, kinda the same here. I have to be in "that" mood to Photoshop something, you know?
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yeah. thats why I usually don't do commissions, but I do make an exception here or there. Which reminds me I have a commission from last year that I haven't even looked at... but that doesn't really matter... jk, but it is true.
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Hah, I used to do that all the time when I had actual graphic design obligations for a website I ran with my friend. I'd be like "I'm not in the mood" all the time. I still have things I was supposed to do from there a few years ago that I still haven't done, haha. It's true, it doesn't matter at this point.
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Its like, the people that you were supposed to do stuff for forgot after they asked, ya know, just expecting you to remember and do it and then it never happens...
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Yepp, and they don't really bother to follow up. It's nice to weasel out of these things sometimes.
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especially if you only said that you'd do them just because you were being nice...
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Holy crap yes! That's seriously the greatest thing.
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