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If you'd been getting kidnapped since you were in diapers, I think you'd get yourself an MP5, too.
So, I absolutely adore Peach, and I think it's about time she REALLY did something about that 'damsel in distress' label she has.
This is roughly based off of my avatar on Gaia Online.
I considered shortening her hair to go with the look, but I thought Peach could still be a badass with long hair.
My main complaint on this would be the gun position, cause it's angle doesn't quite match where her hand is placed. I tried moving her fingers a few times but it mostly resulted in fail. It's better than it was, though.
Peach (c) Nintendo
Art (c) Spottedleaf 2008
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Bowser's a giant MAGIC amouredΒ dragon-turle-ox thing,if anything the machine-gun would kill Peach.
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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Rosalina, however is finally open to bowser. What about daisy? You ask? Daisy sucks. Even bowser wouldn't kidnap daisy.
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Bowser's a giant armored turtle. That machinegun probably wouldn't do squat to him.
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Bowser's a giant MAGIC amouredΒ dragon-turle-ox thing,if anything the machine-gun would kill Peach.
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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(I come in to Peach's bedroom and see her preparing to go after Bowser, having finally lost her mind over the true kidnapping of Baby Mario and Baby Peach.)
: (Silent, nervous laugh) "Oh... hey PeachLover94 ."
: (Horrified, yet quiet) "Princess, are those... LIVE ROUNDS?!"
: (Sighing) "Seven-six-two milli-meter... full metal jacket."
: (Quivering) "Peach, if Bowser gets wind of what you intend to do to him while Mario's trying to rescue you guys' kids, we and this Universe will all be in a word of crap."
: (Tearfully) "We ARE... in a world... of crap. But I'm getting us all out of it - by removing both Bowser and MYSELF - from the equation."
: (Knees buckling) "You don't seriously mean..."
: "Yep. Hey PeachLover94 , take care of everyone and be good, all right?"
(I nod in affirmation.
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bowser: challange accepted
mario:dammit not again!!
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lol now i'd like to see bowser try to kidnap uuhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....that....
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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I think a lollipop would look better than a cigarette
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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Girl power Peach! About time she did something useful.
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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And decorated cakes. And played tennis. Lame.
--Though, actually, she was pretty deadly with that tennis racket/golf club/frying pan in Super Smash Bros. Not so lame.
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This is lazy badass peach, then. 
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Exactly! The frying pan may keep her from being COMPLETELY useless, but I'm still waiting for her to do something totally badass and awesome like toting a huge gun.
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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that would be like the best game ever...lol
first shooter mario game
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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LOVE IT! Although, this seems like a very Daisy approach to things lol
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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Maybe Peach learned a thing or two from her 
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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Hm, Bowser would never see this coming and I bet Mario is too afraid to approach her now.
Haha all funny jokes aside, I like this twist you put on Princess Peach, it's quite humorous heh.
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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This is too epic for words!! 
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Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.(That wouldn't even work)
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Considering that Bowser can be hit by a giant spikey MINE in Super Mario 64, I think he can handle her.
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