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DigitalPhenomena In reply to crimpsonlilly [2008-05-13 00:59:34 +0000 UTC]

What, you didn't get the invitation?! Fritz is so fired.

Me- "Damnit Fritz, why didn't you send an invite to my good friend crimpsonlilly?! You are a big ball of gay sir!"
Fritz- "Was ist los? Ich kann nicht English sprechen, so du weisst du arschloch!"
Me- "Damnit Fritz, I'm a doctor not a translator!"
Fritz- "Right. My bad. I'll clean out my desk right away."
Me- "That's a good imaginary german secretary. Now get the hell out."

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crimpsonlilly In reply to DigitalPhenomena [2008-05-13 01:10:33 +0000 UTC]

*Feeling better now* ... so you are still going through with the original plan to mount my taxedermy hide on your basement wall?

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DigitalPhenomena In reply to crimpsonlilly [2008-05-13 01:22:57 +0000 UTC]

How did you know about my plans to mount you?....





...on the wall of course.

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crimpsonlilly In reply to DigitalPhenomena [2008-05-13 01:24:36 +0000 UTC]

Well for one thing you scream it in your sleep.

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DigitalPhenomena In reply to crimpsonlilly [2008-05-13 01:25:49 +0000 UTC]

Well, I guess that is a dead giveaway isn't it?

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crimpsonlilly In reply to DigitalPhenomena [2008-05-13 01:27:06 +0000 UTC]

I gotta go, talk later.

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DigitalPhenomena In reply to crimpsonlilly [2008-05-13 01:32:58 +0000 UTC]

Later kiddo!

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crimpsonlilly In reply to DigitalPhenomena [2016-02-06 07:44:12 +0000 UTC]

I only just now realized the "dead giveaway" thing was a pun. What has it been? 7 years? XD I think 7 years is the longest it's ever taken me to understand a joke. This is a new personal record!

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DigitalPhenomena In reply to obtusellama [2008-05-11 11:05:01 +0000 UTC]

Well thank YOU! I may just have to animate you when you die and keep you in my basement. I may not even wait.

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obtusellama In reply to DigitalPhenomena [2008-05-11 11:15:31 +0000 UTC]

wait...can i play video games?

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DigitalPhenomena In reply to obtusellama [2008-05-11 11:49:18 +0000 UTC]

HAHA!! Shawn of the dead? Yes. You can play videogames.

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obtusellama In reply to DigitalPhenomena [2008-05-11 12:23:33 +0000 UTC]

awesome, when will i be seeing you? shall i put tea on?

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DigitalPhenomena In reply to obtusellama [2008-05-11 12:36:38 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Make it Chai, please.

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DigitalPhenomena In reply to crimpsonlilly [2008-05-10 17:10:10 +0000 UTC]

Thanks lil lady! He likes you too. You can tell by the way he raises your dead relatives and sends them to visit you in the middle of the night.

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crimpsonlilly In reply to DigitalPhenomena [2008-05-10 19:03:06 +0000 UTC]

Cool, I get to meet my dead colonial ancestor who served under Benedict Arnold! ((I'm serious about the ancestor))

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DigitalPhenomena In reply to crimpsonlilly [2008-05-11 05:06:12 +0000 UTC]

Was he nice? Sometimes they're a bit grumpy just after the grave calling, you know.

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