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Story: After President Business' Safety Film melts in the projector, Batman vows to make a new one and became a famous movie director in the process. His blind ambition causes his cast to get injured so often that they quit!LucarioNo1Fan
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Watevera Wa-Nabi: Styrofoam Rocks?
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Batman: (Quietly) ...Oopsie.
Susan: That wasnβt funny, Batman! We couldβve been killed!
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Emmet: Not cool!
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Benny: I think my brain fell out!
Puppycorn: You try running around with a fishbowl on your head!
Batman: Alright, Alright! That wasnβt a very good take. But I promise, I will not put your lives in danger again! Now, everyone prepare for the next scene!
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Waterva Wa-Nabi: (Into her Megaphone arm) Quiet on the set! All actors on set for the predator awareness scene!
President Business: Finally, some actual safety awareness! What predators are we talking about, Batman? Jackals? Hyenas? Coyotes?
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Batman: Oh you'll see.
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Batman: (Walks up to Emmet and Lucy) Now, Emmet! WyldStyle! Youβre both lovesick teens, out to find themselves at summer camp!
Emmet: Batman, I thought I was a space rebel!
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Batman: That's just a Dream Sequence.
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Batman: Aaaand, Action!
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(Clapperboard closes)
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Emmet: Oh Maya, I canβt hide my feelings for you anymore!
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Lucy: Oh James.
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Lucy: (Gruff) KISS ME! (Kisses Emmet on the lips)
Emmet: Whoa!
Batman: Nice, Nice. Very sweet, very moving...CUE THE CHAINSAW-WIELDING SCARECROW!
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(Unkitty pulls the cord)
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(The Scarecrow Chases Emmet and Lucy)
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Both: (screaming)
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Batman: Wonderful! Wonderful!
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Emmet: BATMAN, CAN WE TAKE 5!?
Batman: Sure, sweetheart can you hit the off button?
Queen Watevera: Off Button?
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Batman:...Uh-oh.
(The two run different directions, and the scarecrow heads for Tempo and Melody, Who are eating lunch, none the wiser)
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Melody: I think free lunch is my favorite part of movie business, Tempo.
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Tempo: Certainly the least dangerous!
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(The Chainsaw Scarecrow was behind them)
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Tempo: Hear that, Melody?
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(They see it)
Both: (screams)
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(They run off, with the scarecrow following them, and hide behind a tree)
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Tempo: Good thing, this tree is here.
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(The scarecrow starts to cut down the tree...but runs out of fuel)
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Melody: He stopped
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Tempo: I think we should use this opportunity to sneak away!
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Melody: Good idea, when do you wanna do that?
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Tempo: I think, the sooner the better!
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Melody: Me too.
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Tempo: Then itβs agreed! We get away ASAP!
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Melody: Okay.
(The Scarecrow malfunctions)
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(It explodes, sending the two and the tree flying)
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Batman: 0_0
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Lucy: Oh, that tears it! I quit!
(Everyone exlames in agreement and storm off)
Batman: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! You canβt quit on me now!
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Unikitty: We can actually!
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Puppycorn: You almost killed us again!
Emmet: Yeah, And If itβs not the special effect that kill me, then itβs going to be these tight costumes!
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Batman: Oh come on, guys! The airline safety video we did was good.
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Tempo: (Greviously wounded) Donβt worry, batsy! Weβre still with ya!
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Melody: We're living the dream! (Falls over)
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Sarah: Bats, Maybe we should just give up.
Batman: And let down my fans!? NEVER!Β
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Batman: Set up for the next scene!
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Banarnar: How? Thereβs no actors, and barely any crew!
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Batman: Oh is there?
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(We see Batman, Ready to direct)
Batman: QUIET ON THE SET!
(Pan out to show that nobody is there)
Banarnar:...Thereβs nobody here, Batman.
Batman: I SAID QUIET!
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Banarnar: (silent)
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Batman: (Claps the clapboard, then puts on a girly wig) Itβs a twister! Itβs a twister! Auntie Em! Auntie Em! (Whispers To Waterva Wa-Nabi) Cue the wind!
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