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Published: 2019-03-02 16:02:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 666; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 0
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Story: After President Business' Safety Film melts in the projector, Batman vows to make a new one and became a famous movie director in the process. His blind ambition causes his cast to get injured so often that they quit!LucarioNo1Fan
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Dimensions101 In reply to ??? [2019-03-08 00:39:06 +0000 UTC]
Queen Watevera: (turns on a fan)
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 00:45:34 +0000 UTC]
Batman: Higher! Higher!
Susanm (Turns it up higher)
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 00:46:49 +0000 UTC]
(It turns up to SURRENDER DOROTHY)
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 00:49:48 +0000 UTC]
Batman: Yes! Yes! (Laughs like a maniac, unaware that the wind is creating a tornado-which is heading for Emmetβs house)
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 00:51:26 +0000 UTC]
Batman: Huh?
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 00:57:18 +0000 UTC]
(The tornado picks up Emmetβs house)
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 00:58:57 +0000 UTC]
All: Whoa whoa whoa!
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 01:07:05 +0000 UTC]
Sonic: Okay! I have one parachute! Now, I have an idea! If we all-(Benny Steals the parachute)
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 01:12:27 +0000 UTC]
Benny: So long suckers!
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 01:17:51 +0000 UTC]
(He jumps out...and ends up being thrown around in the tornado, before being thrown back in the house, tangled in the parachute itself)
Benny: A Little help, suckers...?
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 01:23:26 +0000 UTC]
Batman: TURN OFF THE FAN!!!
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 01:31:05 +0000 UTC]
Susan: What!?
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 01:31:24 +0000 UTC]
Batman: TURN OFF THE BIG FAN!!!
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 01:34:07 +0000 UTC]
Susan: I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 01:36:20 +0000 UTC]
Susan: These creative types are so insecure.
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 01:47:35 +0000 UTC]
Batman: I guess I have no choice. I hope my fans will forgive me! (Throws The Camera Into the fan, destroying both)
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 01:50:17 +0000 UTC]
(Film flies out, The tornado vanishes)
Green Lantern: Guys, guys, I think we're falling.
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 01:52:18 +0000 UTC]
(Emmetβs house falls down, and hits the ground...And everyone walks out A-Ok!)
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 01:52:33 +0000 UTC]
All: (groans)
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 02:05:42 +0000 UTC]
Emmet: Baaaatman.....
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 02:07:39 +0000 UTC]
Batman: Thank goshness you're all okay.
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 02:14:34 +0000 UTC]
Batman: For a second, I thought it was going to be a really depressing wrap party.
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 02:18:26 +0000 UTC]
Me: What's the big idea, Batman!?
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 02:19:01 +0000 UTC]
Lucy: You coluldβve killed us!
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 02:23:42 +0000 UTC]
Susan: Guys, relax.
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 02:24:43 +0000 UTC]
Lucy: What!? Why!?
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 02:25:22 +0000 UTC]
Susan: Batman sacrificed his movie to save you. Look.
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-08 03:23:18 +0000 UTC]
(They See The remains of the fan and the camera)
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-08 03:27:19 +0000 UTC]
All: Whoa.
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-12 02:15:40 +0000 UTC]
President Business: I guess he really did care for our safety (to himself) All Of a sudden.
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-12 02:19:46 +0000 UTC]
Batman: I'm sorry guys, I let my ego get the best of me.
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-12 02:54:16 +0000 UTC]
Batman: If itβs any apology, iβm Giving up my filmmaking dreams.
(Everyone cheers, save for Watevra)
Batman: Not the type of reaction I was expecting, but whatever floats your boat.
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-12 02:56:02 +0000 UTC]
Me: But what about the Safety Film?
Susan: I have an idea.
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-12 03:02:33 +0000 UTC]
(We see the new safety film...which is composed of clips of Batman doing stupid things and getting hurt as a result)
Susan(narrating) : So donβt be like Batdummy here! Always follow the rules of safety! (A clip of Batman golfing in a thunderstorm is shown, where he lifts his club...and is promptly shocked by lightning)
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-12 03:03:19 +0000 UTC]
All: (laughing)
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-12 04:22:20 +0000 UTC]
(We see another clip of Batman Trying to carry a bunch of gadgets while riding the batboard...and falling off as a result)
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-12 04:23:48 +0000 UTC]
Batman: Whoa!
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-12 15:45:45 +0000 UTC]
Batman: Owhihi, I canβt feel my feet!
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-12 15:47:18 +0000 UTC]
All: (applause)
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-12 18:27:58 +0000 UTC]
Batman: Yes! Maybe this is the film iβll Be remembered for!
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Dimensions101 In reply to Marietheunikingdomer [2019-03-12 18:41:42 +0000 UTC]
Susan: Oh sit down and eat your popcorn.
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-12 18:51:52 +0000 UTC]
Batman: Jealous? (Susan punches him Offscreen) Ow!
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Marietheunikingdomer In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-12 18:58:33 +0000 UTC]
That was fun!
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LucarioNo1Fan In reply to ??? [2019-03-02 21:34:29 +0000 UTC]
(Batman is watching President business's safety film)
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Dimensions101 In reply to LucarioNo1Fan [2019-03-03 15:43:26 +0000 UTC]
All: Movie Movie Movie!!
Me: Guys, I know I brought you all here for a movie. But it's actually The Octan Corparation's Safety Film.
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LucarioNo1Fan In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-03 19:16:18 +0000 UTC]
Sam Flynn: Awww Come on, I thought this was gonna be Tron Legacy featuring me
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Dimensions101 In reply to LucarioNo1Fan [2019-03-03 19:18:53 +0000 UTC]
Emmet: Did you came in that LEGO Ideas set?
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LucarioNo1Fan In reply to Dimensions101 [2019-03-03 19:23:11 +0000 UTC]
Sam Flynn: Yes I did
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Dimensions101 In reply to LucarioNo1Fan [2019-03-03 19:28:31 +0000 UTC]
Me: Now I want you all to pay close attention to this film, no sleeping no laughing.
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