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Herb Cookie, to what everyone wished they could call a surprise, loved the Cookievorous Plant he accidentally brought to the kingdom. It took a total of five cookies hostage before he could get it under the semblance of control he insisted he had. A normal cookie would then, at the very least, relocate the dangerous flower. Herb Cookie? He named it! He named it Cookiesnap! And with that, every day, as he took his walks, he'd stop by his "sweet" Cookiesnap's enclosure to care for the vile thing. He insisted that it was more than content to munch on a special jam blend (extra jellyberries!!) and curl up on his lap for naptime. He told stories of how he'd sing it lullabies and how it loved to be watered and pruned.

To his credit, that did seem to be the case when the occasional passerby would check in on them. Hell, a few had even watched Cookiesnap eat jam from (or, off, it had a large mouth) of Herb's hand without leaving so much as a scratch. Well...ok, so long as it didn't try to eat another cookie, everyone would have to concede and allow him to keep it. That sense of routine is why panic had erupted so wildly when the screams of Herb Cookie himself rang out one afternoon. They told him! They told him it would eat him, and he didn't listen! As much as he called this upon himself, nobody would sit idly by while this damned plant devoured their friend!

Except it wasn't devouring their friend.

"Puh-Please, Cookiesnap, stop!!"

It was giving their friend a wedgie.

Almost all of the kingdom's cookies were laughing at their friend, but how could they not? Nobody had ever witnessed a wedgie as humiliating as the one Herb had fallen victim to! Hell, even the trees in the woods seemed to be cackling at him!

As to why Cookiesnap started with the assault, not even Herb knew. If he had to guess, it was simply a bit ornery, wanting him to stay with it for a while more and choosing what it thought was the easiest way to stop him from leaving. That wouldn't explain why it kept yanking at his undies, though. His cotton briefs had been stretched at least four times as big as they'd been that morning, but with his arms and legs bound so tightly, he was helpless to stop it. At this point, it could probably pull the waistband down over his head, through his legs, and back up over his head again!

Almost all of the kingdom's cookies were laughing at their friend, but how could they not? Nobody had ever witnessed a wedgie as humiliating as the one Herb had fallen victim to. Hell, even the trees in the woods seemed to be cackling at him! Still, they only laughed for a moment or two before preparing to help him down. Madeleine raised his sword to slice the vines holding the poor florist hostage-

"N-NO!! Don't hurt it!!"

-and lowered it upon hearing his cries.

"Wh-What?!" GingerBrave asked, just as shocked as the others who had chosen to stick around. Ok, so it wasn't eating him, but it was still hurting him! He was in tears! Sure, a wedgie was a fairly harmless prank, but not when it was this extreme! He needed help, didn't he?! "But-But Herb-!"

"I'll be fine!" Herb insisted, finally opening his eyes as best he could to address the onlookers. He-He hadn't been humiliated like this in years... he wanted it to be over more than anybody, but even if he knew Cookiesnap could regrow it's vines, he couldn't stand the thought of hurting it. He could handle a dumb, painful, embarrassing wedgie if it meant his baby didn't lose its limbs! But he couldn't... he couldn't stand the staring. "Just... PLEASE leave me alone..!"

Most onlookers trickled out after that, a few stragglers staying to both tease and entertain their unfortunate friend for a while longer. Herb's feet wouldn't touch the ground until much later that evening, just as the sun was finishing its descent over the horizon and his undies had lost every little bit of their elasticity. Cookiesnap looked rather amused with itself, leaning down and pushing its face into Herb's for a "kiss." He accepted it tiredly, pouting a bit at the plant that had been bullying him all day.

Oh, but Cookiesnap didn't know that. No, no the sweet plant had no idea what it had been doing at all. It was not "trying to kill him" as Sparkling Cookie theorized. Why would it do that by attacking his underwear? Mint Choco tried to convince him it was because "he kept screaming when he pulled, so maybe it thought it was killing him," and he even got Espresso's opinion to back him up, but Herb would have none of it. When Vampire piped up that maybe it was "just trying to wrap him up and make him easier to eat," he stopped responding to everyone all together. No! His baby was not trying to eat him, nor was it even trying to hurt him! He loved Cookiesnap, and Cookiesnap loved him! There was no doubt about it!!

However, walking back to lock up his shop with his briefs trailing from his waistline almost entirely to the ground, it didn't really feel that way.
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Ok so forever ago when I mentioned I got into CRK, someone threw out Herb's name as a potential victim. I immediately got it cuz like, on his own, yeah, BIG fuckin dork energy. Love it. Then I played his little story and... he's not just a dork. He's a fucking PSYCHO dork??? Love that so much more. God. Oh Callum vibes were thru the roof talkin abt that "such a healthy plant!" shit lmao. Sorry I don't use u any more Herby. Fucking weirdo. Love ya boo.

Now, I could have done something a lot more lewd with Cookiesnap. I know. I wanted to. I still want to. I'm a huge fuckin degenerate, but being that I've made fetish art with a cookie, I think that's been established already lol. A little plant-based noncon was only one of the two thoughts I had when I played his story, however- the other was actually this. Just... this thing becomes obsessed with stretching Herb's tighty-whities out. I can see it grabbing his limbs and holding him steady while it dishes out wedgie after wedgie, undies being stretched to just... purely fetishy lengths lol...

Also: I'm so sure Cookiesnap is aware that the wedgies are hurting Herb lol. I think Cookiesnap does genuinely love Herb, but I mean... listen, if my favorite person in the world was like half my height, maybe a third? I'd be swingin em around by their undies all the time. Frankly, I've been super tempted to make a Callum plush and haul it around by its little briefs lol AND yeah I know he's more human-y than cookie in this pic but like... yeah do I actually need to explain why lmao??

As for future cookie victims... hm, there's at least a handful I've got in mind? I'd say that includes Espresso but that's kind of a given, isn't it?

Description
Herb Cookie, to what everyone wished they could call a surprise, loved the Cookievorous Plant he accidentally brought to the kingdom. It took a total of five cookies hostage before he could get it under the semblance of control he insisted he had. A normal cookie would then, at the very least, relocate the dangerous flower. Herb Cookie? He named it! He named it Cookiesnap! And with that, every day, as he took his walks, he'd stop by his "sweet" Cookiesnap's enclosure to care for the vile thing. He insisted that it was more than content to munch on a special jam blend (extra jellyberries!!) and curl up on his lap for naptime. He told stories of how he'd sing it lullabies and how it loved to be watered and pruned.

To his credit, that did seem to be the case when the occasional passerby would check in on them. Hell, a few had even watched Cookiesnap eat jam from (or, off, it had a large mouth) of Herb's hand without leaving so much as a scratch. Well...ok, so long as it didn't try to eat another cookie, everyone would have to concede and allow him to keep it. That sense of routine is why panic had erupted so wildly when the screams of Herb Cookie himself rang out one afternoon. They told him! They told him it would eat him, and he didn't listen! As much as he called this upon himself, nobody would sit idly by while this damned plant devoured their friend!

Except it wasn't devouring their friend.

"Puh-Please, Cookiesnap, stop!!"

It was giving their friend a wedgie.

Almost all of the kingdom's cookies were laughing at their friend, but how could they not? Nobody had ever witnessed a wedgie as humiliating as the one Herb had fallen victim to! Hell, even the trees in the woods seemed to be cackling at him!

As to why Cookiesnap started with the assault, not even Herb knew. If he had to guess, it was simply a bit ornery, wanting him to stay with it for a while more and choosing what it thought was the easiest way to stop him from leaving. That wouldn't explain why it kept yanking at his undies, though. His cotton briefs had been stretched at least four times as big as they'd been that morning, but with his arms and legs bound so tightly, he was helpless to stop it. At this point, it could probably pull the waistband down over his head, through his legs, and back up over his head again!

Almost all of the kingdom's cookies were laughing at their friend, but how could they not? Nobody had ever witnessed a wedgie as humiliating as the one Herb had fallen victim to. Hell, even the trees in the woods seemed to be cackling at him! Still, they only laughed for a moment or two before preparing to help him down. Madeleine raised his sword to slice the vines holding the poor florist hostage-

"N-NO!! Don't hurt it!!"

-and lowered it upon hearing his cries.

"Wh-What?!" GingerBrave asked, just as shocked as the others who had chosen to stick around. Ok, so it wasn't eating him, but it was still hurting him! He was in tears! Sure, a wedgie was a fairly harmless prank, but not when it was this extreme! He needed help, didn't he?! "But-But Herb-!"

"I'll be fine!" Herb insisted, finally opening his eyes as best he could to address the onlookers. He-He hadn't been humiliated like this in years... he wanted it to be over more than anybody, but even if he knew Cookiesnap could regrow it's vines, he couldn't stand the thought of hurting it. He could handle a dumb, painful, embarrassing wedgie if it meant his baby didn't lose its limbs! But he couldn't... he couldn't stand the staring. "Just... PLEASE leave me alone..!"

Most onlookers trickled out after that, a few stragglers staying to both tease and entertain their unfortunate friend for a while longer. Herb's feet wouldn't touch the ground until much later that evening, just as the sun was finishing its descent over the horizon and his undies had lost every little bit of their elasticity. Cookiesnap looked rather amused with itself, leaning down and pushing its face into Herb's for a "kiss." He accepted it tiredly, pouting a bit at the plant that had been bullying him all day.

Oh, but Cookiesnap didn't know that. No, no the sweet plant had no idea what it had been doing at all. It was not "trying to kill him" as Sparkling Cookie theorized. Why would it do that by attacking his underwear? Mint Choco tried to convince him it was because "he kept screaming when he pulled, so maybe it thought it was killing him," and he even got Espresso's opinion to back him up, but Herb would have none of it. When Vampire piped up that maybe it was "just trying to wrap him up and make him easier to eat," he stopped responding to everyone all together. No! His baby was not trying to eat him, nor was it even trying to hurt him! He loved Cookiesnap, and Cookiesnap loved him! There was no doubt about it!!

However, walking back to lock up his shop with his briefs trailing from his waistline almost entirely to the ground, it didn't really feel that way.
..

Ok so forever ago when I mentioned I got into CRK, someone threw out Herb's name as a potential victim. I immediately got it cuz like, on his own, yeah, BIG fuckin dork energy. Love it. Then I played his little story and... he's not just a dork. He's a fucking PSYCHO dork??? Love that so much more. God. Oh Callum vibes were thru the roof talkin abt that "such a healthy plant!" shit lmao. Sorry I don't use u any more Herby. Fucking weirdo. Love ya boo.

Now, I could have done something a lot more lewd with Cookiesnap. I know. I wanted to. I still want to. I'm a huge fuckin degenerate, but being that I've made fetish art with a cookie, I think that's been established already lol. A little plant-based noncon was only one of the two thoughts I had when I played his story, however- the other was actually this. Just... this thing becomes obsessed with stretching Herb's tighty-whities out. I can see it grabbing his limbs and holding him steady while it dishes out wedgie after wedgie, undies being stretched to just... purely fetishy lengths lol...

Also: I'm so sure Cookiesnap is aware that the wedgies are hurting Herb lol. I think Cookiesnap does genuinely love Herb, but I mean... listen, if my favorite person in the world was like half my height, maybe a third? I'd be swingin em around by their undies all the time. Frankly, I've been super tempted to make a Callum plush and haul it around by its little briefs lol AND yeah I know he's more human-y than cookie in this pic but like... yeah do I actually need to explain why lmao??

As for future cookie victims... hm, there's at least a handful I've got in mind? I'd say that includes Espresso but that's kind of a given, isn't it?