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Here's my personal take on how the Solar System works, keep in mind that this is based off SolarBalls, so don't expect to see some similarities to the show.

Okay, first up is the Sun, or Solar as he's often called. The Sun is basically a psychopathic, crazy, deranged Type G Star, he's the reason why all the planets aren't drifting off into deep space, though he wasn't always like this from the start, back when he was still forming the Solar System, he was just a chill dude, and a father figure to the planets, but when Theia crashed into the Earth, Solar developed a form of PTSD (or Post-Terrestrial-Space-Disorder) and was more protective of his fleet, but he was only forced to watch as over time, more and more planets were either killed or ejected out of their orbits, this led him to become what he is today, but I can garentuee that he's a fun guy to hang out with once you get to know him, and he provides useful knowledge and advice for problems.

Next up is the closest planet, Mercury. Similar to his SolarBalls counterpart, he's quite cowardly and shy, but because he's the fastest planet revolving around Solar, he's quick to get out of battles because he'll just outrun whoever's chasing him, leaving them to eat his dust! Mercury though does know how to stand his ground at times, but rarely shows it because of his cowardly nature. In short, he's a kind hearted coward learning to stand up for himself.

After Mercury is Venus, this one differs from the SolarBalls variant in one distinction: Venus is a female! One reason I did this is for fun, but also to give the planets some diversity in gender. But anyways, Venus is exactly like her SolarBalls counterpart, mean, hot-headed, aggressive, a bully, short-tempered, hates being called "goddess of beauty", you get the idea. Her hot tempered personality may have come from a mass extinciton on Venus during the past, this extinction now made Venus 99.9% uninhabitable. She's also jealous that some of the other planets have moons, some think that Mercury is Venus's lost moon, but those two absolutely hate each other!!

The 3rd planet we're talking about is of course, Earth or Terra. She's also biologically a girl in my eyes, dunno why it's just my personal view, though Earth is fine with being called any pronouns (He/Him, She/Her, They/Them, etc...), Earth is also very intelligent about his surface, but suffers from a short term memory, at least in planet terms unlike Neptune. Earth is also quite cocky at times, basically coming off as someone who's quite obnoxious and arrogant, not only that but like her counterpart, they can be a jerk at times, but it's mainly because of the stress of us Earthlings, and due to the fact that Earth has been through multiple mass extinctions. If there was one event Earth would choose to forget (which she would unknowingly do overtime), it would be the death of Theia, basically during the early days of the system, Venus and Earth were the hottest planets, so much that most of the inner planets tried to date them! But were quickly turned away... Mercury and Mars were the only two who actually knew that they were all siblings, and thus never asked Earth or Venus out. Most of the planets got over rejection, except Theia, who tried to woo her over 2,763 times! Each one failing, but one day Theia decided to have enough, he would ram into Earth, with Mars and another former planet, Dike trying to stop him, but they were too late... Theia crashed into Earth, causing his planetary body to be torn apart, his screams echoing throughout the galaxy, and Earth was just starting to solidify too! Eventually, after a few centuries, Earth's Moon (AKA Lunar) would form out of intense gravity from the remaining debris left behind. Oh speaking of which, let's talk about him!

Lunar is basically a more chill, kind and quiet version of the Earth, respectful of people's beliefs, but still gives them honest answers of how he feels about them and their motives. Lunar's dark side, is your average edgy, evil teenager, but he's also the other half of the Moon, so he does share some traits with him. Now this is kinda a reference to one of the Zelda games, but I see the dark side of the Moon's design as the Moon from Majora's Mask. It's just a gut feeling that I have, seeing as they both wanna crash into something. But anyways, onto Mars.

Now as for Mars, he's like the more mature version of Earth, basically not afraid to step in and tell people if their ideas are good or basically asking for suicide. He's also more supportive of other celestial bodies than the Earth, though he does get a bit mishevious at times, like when he wanted to know what Venus's name means. He's also not afraid to stand up to smaller planetoids or moons, especially the Dwarfs as he still respects them and treast them like a family, well, Ceres is one of the only exceptions because of how much he traumatized Mars, but still. Mars is also very father-like to his two moons Phobos and Deimos, who you don't see in the picture because of how small they are. Much like their SolarBalls counterpart, they're even crazier than Solar!!

Next up, onto the Outer system, we have Jupiter. Being the biggest planet, he's also the most mature, and has very large amounts of experience, he's basically the big brother to all the planets and the dad to his moon system, he's always willing to give off helpful advice depending on the situation, and he's also called the "King of the planets." Mainly because of how he got his name. Jupiter's also not afraid to step in if things get too heated, basically telling them on what would happen if they did this, or what would happen if they did that. Jupiter's also very protective of his fellow planets, like when he saved Earth from Shoemaker Levy in the 1990's.

Now talking about the moons of Jupiter, I see Ganymede as a completely different person from what his SolarBalls persona is. I see him as more of a panicky, shy, self-concious, scared and angry at times. One character I see him as is Peppino Spaghetti from Pizza Tower, I even gave him an Italian accent just for fun! As for Europa, she's basically a more laid back version of Earth, kinda like Mars, but more energetic, she is aware of her underwater oceans, and is facinated with Earth, and not afraid to get snappy at a moments notice, which brings us to Io. Io is basically the Venus of the Jovian moon system, however, she's much more hot tempered, often almost going to the point of cursing! Though she doesn't really bully the other moons, she just takes her anger out on some of her fellow moons, she and Ganymede have a sibling rivarly, basically with Europa in the middle of them just wanting to get some peace and quiet. And then, Callisto. She's often called the older sister of the Jovian moons, she's basically a German accented version of Itsuka Kendo, not afraid to step in and stop any fights. She's also considered both Io's and Europa's mentor, trying to get both of them to control their tempers, but she hasn't succeded yet, so they still remain rivals to this day. I would say, the official SolarBalls decpiction of Io would more fit Amalthea more than Io herself, because I just see Amalthea and the other almost 100 moons of Jupiter as just less versions of crazy Phobos and Deimos.

As for Saturn, I don't have much to say, he's exactly like his SolarBalls counterpart, he's kind, sweethearted, sensitive at times, and just way too overprotective of his 100 something moons. Titan is pretty similar, along with Dione and Enceladus, but Rhea, Iapetus and Hyperion however, I think I have some ideas for them... Basically, Rhea's just a more chill yet upbeat version of Callisto, kinda like the older sister of Saturn's moons. Hyperion however is kinda jealous of how spherical some of the moons are, and would probably yell at them if one of them would make a stupid desicion, and Iapetus is kinda like the aggressive older brother of Saturn's system, but does show his softer side every now and then.

Next us is Ouranos, or Uranus as most of you guys are familiar with, just to let you know, some of these jokes are getting pretty old!! He's basically Mercury but more aggressive at times, he's also quite envyous of Saturn's rings and just wants to get them bigger, how does he do that? Well, he just tries to get 1 of his 27 moons (Aside from Miranda because she's the only one who sypmathetic towards him) to crash into him. But he never succeeds!!

As for the last of the major planets, Neptune is the weird uncle of the Solar System, obviously having some form of memory loss, however, 4 billion years ago, he was completely normal, and he hadn't gotten insane in the membrane yet, mainly because of his two friends, Ouranos and Hades (the 5th Gas Giant/Planet 9), however, Hades was ejected out of the Solar System because of his orbit. And the loss of his friend caused him to experince denial, the first stage of grief, he's still in this stage to this day, having hallucinations of Hades to try and keep him from going off the deep end. Triton is basically just done with everything, he just hates Neptune's crazy personality, and is hated by the other moons, but the only one who's actually sympathetic towards him is Proteus, as he just understands what Triton goes through.

Then, we got Pluto and Charon, in 2006, Pluto was devastated that he was given the axe, it's like a permenant wound in his soul that cannot be mended. Charon is bubbly, hyperactive, basically trying to cheer Pluto up, and is not afraid to speak up for him. Especially if it's towards someone who makes fun of him and the other Dwarfs! Speaking of which...

First up is Haumea, he's basically the Sonic of the Dwarf planets, being the fastest spinning object in the Solar System, having a day of around 3.9 hours, one other character I see him as is Timon from the Lion King, it just gives me straight up Timon vibes y'know?

Next is MakeMake, basically Haumea but more chill and the Pumbaa of their frendship. Basically the more goodhearted and intelligent of the friend group.

Arrokoth's two halves Ultima (the larger halve) and thule (the smaller halve) are basically just the Moons of Mars but MUCH more chill, they're also the farthest object from Solar so they're pretty dang cold, explains their personalities a bunch, huh?

Sedna is basically a slight Karen, but is generally nice to hang around with.

Eris, however, is just your teenage girl going through her "just done with everything" phase. She's considered Pluto's older sister, I personally see her as just wanting to get everything over with ASAP, and then goes back to Planet Watching, and cleaning out her orbit. In fact, that's why she and the others are classified as Dwarf planets to begin with! It's because they can't quote-en-quote "Clear their orbits", so they have to manually clean them out themselves!!

Quaor, I don't have anything right now, neither for the Goblin Planet, mostly because they're new to me. Orcus is just Pluto's rival, and boy do they hate each other!!!

And finally, we get to the Hypothetical Planet 9!! Basically, because he's so far from the other planets, he's extremely cold, lonely, and often dreams about meeting with the Dwarfs, and just getting along, however, when he wakes up, he's extremely distraught, he just wants to go back and experience the dream again, he's just sitting between the Kuiper Belt and the Oort Cloud, waiting for some friends to come and meet him...

And that was a LOT longer than expected!!!

Description
Here's my personal take on how the Solar System works, keep in mind that this is based off SolarBalls, so don't expect to see some similarities to the show.

Okay, first up is the Sun, or Solar as he's often called. The Sun is basically a psychopathic, crazy, deranged Type G Star, he's the reason why all the planets aren't drifting off into deep space, though he wasn't always like this from the start, back when he was still forming the Solar System, he was just a chill dude, and a father figure to the planets, but when Theia crashed into the Earth, Solar developed a form of PTSD (or Post-Terrestrial-Space-Disorder) and was more protective of his fleet, but he was only forced to watch as over time, more and more planets were either killed or ejected out of their orbits, this led him to become what he is today, but I can garentuee that he's a fun guy to hang out with once you get to know him, and he provides useful knowledge and advice for problems.

Next up is the closest planet, Mercury. Similar to his SolarBalls counterpart, he's quite cowardly and shy, but because he's the fastest planet revolving around Solar, he's quick to get out of battles because he'll just outrun whoever's chasing him, leaving them to eat his dust! Mercury though does know how to stand his ground at times, but rarely shows it because of his cowardly nature. In short, he's a kind hearted coward learning to stand up for himself.

After Mercury is Venus, this one differs from the SolarBalls variant in one distinction: Venus is a female! One reason I did this is for fun, but also to give the planets some diversity in gender. But anyways, Venus is exactly like her SolarBalls counterpart, mean, hot-headed, aggressive, a bully, short-tempered, hates being called "goddess of beauty", you get the idea. Her hot tempered personality may have come from a mass extinciton on Venus during the past, this extinction now made Venus 99.9% uninhabitable. She's also jealous that some of the other planets have moons, some think that Mercury is Venus's lost moon, but those two absolutely hate each other!!

The 3rd planet we're talking about is of course, Earth or Terra. She's also biologically a girl in my eyes, dunno why it's just my personal view, though Earth is fine with being called any pronouns (He/Him, She/Her, They/Them, etc...), Earth is also very intelligent about his surface, but suffers from a short term memory, at least in planet terms unlike Neptune. Earth is also quite cocky at times, basically coming off as someone who's quite obnoxious and arrogant, not only that but like her counterpart, they can be a jerk at times, but it's mainly because of the stress of us Earthlings, and due to the fact that Earth has been through multiple mass extinctions. If there was one event Earth would choose to forget (which she would unknowingly do overtime), it would be the death of Theia, basically during the early days of the system, Venus and Earth were the hottest planets, so much that most of the inner planets tried to date them! But were quickly turned away... Mercury and Mars were the only two who actually knew that they were all siblings, and thus never asked Earth or Venus out. Most of the planets got over rejection, except Theia, who tried to woo her over 2,763 times! Each one failing, but one day Theia decided to have enough, he would ram into Earth, with Mars and another former planet, Dike trying to stop him, but they were too late... Theia crashed into Earth, causing his planetary body to be torn apart, his screams echoing throughout the galaxy, and Earth was just starting to solidify too! Eventually, after a few centuries, Earth's Moon (AKA Lunar) would form out of intense gravity from the remaining debris left behind. Oh speaking of which, let's talk about him!

Lunar is basically a more chill, kind and quiet version of the Earth, respectful of people's beliefs, but still gives them honest answers of how he feels about them and their motives. Lunar's dark side, is your average edgy, evil teenager, but he's also the other half of the Moon, so he does share some traits with him. Now this is kinda a reference to one of the Zelda games, but I see the dark side of the Moon's design as the Moon from Majora's Mask. It's just a gut feeling that I have, seeing as they both wanna crash into something. But anyways, onto Mars.

Now as for Mars, he's like the more mature version of Earth, basically not afraid to step in and tell people if their ideas are good or basically asking for suicide. He's also more supportive of other celestial bodies than the Earth, though he does get a bit mishevious at times, like when he wanted to know what Venus's name means. He's also not afraid to stand up to smaller planetoids or moons, especially the Dwarfs as he still respects them and treast them like a family, well, Ceres is one of the only exceptions because of how much he traumatized Mars, but still. Mars is also very father-like to his two moons Phobos and Deimos, who you don't see in the picture because of how small they are. Much like their SolarBalls counterpart, they're even crazier than Solar!!

Next up, onto the Outer system, we have Jupiter. Being the biggest planet, he's also the most mature, and has very large amounts of experience, he's basically the big brother to all the planets and the dad to his moon system, he's always willing to give off helpful advice depending on the situation, and he's also called the "King of the planets." Mainly because of how he got his name. Jupiter's also not afraid to step in if things get too heated, basically telling them on what would happen if they did this, or what would happen if they did that. Jupiter's also very protective of his fellow planets, like when he saved Earth from Shoemaker Levy in the 1990's.

Now talking about the moons of Jupiter, I see Ganymede as a completely different person from what his SolarBalls persona is. I see him as more of a panicky, shy, self-concious, scared and angry at times. One character I see him as is Peppino Spaghetti from Pizza Tower, I even gave him an Italian accent just for fun! As for Europa, she's basically a more laid back version of Earth, kinda like Mars, but more energetic, she is aware of her underwater oceans, and is facinated with Earth, and not afraid to get snappy at a moments notice, which brings us to Io. Io is basically the Venus of the Jovian moon system, however, she's much more hot tempered, often almost going to the point of cursing! Though she doesn't really bully the other moons, she just takes her anger out on some of her fellow moons, she and Ganymede have a sibling rivarly, basically with Europa in the middle of them just wanting to get some peace and quiet. And then, Callisto. She's often called the older sister of the Jovian moons, she's basically a German accented version of Itsuka Kendo, not afraid to step in and stop any fights. She's also considered both Io's and Europa's mentor, trying to get both of them to control their tempers, but she hasn't succeded yet, so they still remain rivals to this day. I would say, the official SolarBalls decpiction of Io would more fit Amalthea more than Io herself, because I just see Amalthea and the other almost 100 moons of Jupiter as just less versions of crazy Phobos and Deimos.

As for Saturn, I don't have much to say, he's exactly like his SolarBalls counterpart, he's kind, sweethearted, sensitive at times, and just way too overprotective of his 100 something moons. Titan is pretty similar, along with Dione and Enceladus, but Rhea, Iapetus and Hyperion however, I think I have some ideas for them... Basically, Rhea's just a more chill yet upbeat version of Callisto, kinda like the older sister of Saturn's moons. Hyperion however is kinda jealous of how spherical some of the moons are, and would probably yell at them if one of them would make a stupid desicion, and Iapetus is kinda like the aggressive older brother of Saturn's system, but does show his softer side every now and then.

Next us is Ouranos, or Uranus as most of you guys are familiar with, just to let you know, some of these jokes are getting pretty old!! He's basically Mercury but more aggressive at times, he's also quite envyous of Saturn's rings and just wants to get them bigger, how does he do that? Well, he just tries to get 1 of his 27 moons (Aside from Miranda because she's the only one who sypmathetic towards him) to crash into him. But he never succeeds!!

As for the last of the major planets, Neptune is the weird uncle of the Solar System, obviously having some form of memory loss, however, 4 billion years ago, he was completely normal, and he hadn't gotten insane in the membrane yet, mainly because of his two friends, Ouranos and Hades (the 5th Gas Giant/Planet 9), however, Hades was ejected out of the Solar System because of his orbit. And the loss of his friend caused him to experince denial, the first stage of grief, he's still in this stage to this day, having hallucinations of Hades to try and keep him from going off the deep end. Triton is basically just done with everything, he just hates Neptune's crazy personality, and is hated by the other moons, but the only one who's actually sympathetic towards him is Proteus, as he just understands what Triton goes through.

Then, we got Pluto and Charon, in 2006, Pluto was devastated that he was given the axe, it's like a permenant wound in his soul that cannot be mended. Charon is bubbly, hyperactive, basically trying to cheer Pluto up, and is not afraid to speak up for him. Especially if it's towards someone who makes fun of him and the other Dwarfs! Speaking of which...

First up is Haumea, he's basically the Sonic of the Dwarf planets, being the fastest spinning object in the Solar System, having a day of around 3.9 hours, one other character I see him as is Timon from the Lion King, it just gives me straight up Timon vibes y'know?

Next is MakeMake, basically Haumea but more chill and the Pumbaa of their frendship. Basically the more goodhearted and intelligent of the friend group.

Arrokoth's two halves Ultima (the larger halve) and thule (the smaller halve) are basically just the Moons of Mars but MUCH more chill, they're also the farthest object from Solar so they're pretty dang cold, explains their personalities a bunch, huh?

Sedna is basically a slight Karen, but is generally nice to hang around with.

Eris, however, is just your teenage girl going through her "just done with everything" phase. She's considered Pluto's older sister, I personally see her as just wanting to get everything over with ASAP, and then goes back to Planet Watching, and cleaning out her orbit. In fact, that's why she and the others are classified as Dwarf planets to begin with! It's because they can't quote-en-quote "Clear their orbits", so they have to manually clean them out themselves!!

Quaor, I don't have anything right now, neither for the Goblin Planet, mostly because they're new to me. Orcus is just Pluto's rival, and boy do they hate each other!!!

And finally, we get to the Hypothetical Planet 9!! Basically, because he's so far from the other planets, he's extremely cold, lonely, and often dreams about meeting with the Dwarfs, and just getting along, however, when he wakes up, he's extremely distraught, he just wants to go back and experience the dream again, he's just sitting between the Kuiper Belt and the Oort Cloud, waiting for some friends to come and meet him...

And that was a LOT longer than expected!!!