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The goofing off continues.I've wanted to do this for a long time. The only thing that stopped me was the idea of offending people.
But then, it just hit me. People do serious political artwork against the US, and I'll take flak about goofing off with this? Hell no.
So, this is for all of us grammar natzees out there.
Those of us who want to point out every grammatical mistake when we see one. Those of us who want to slap the crap out of whoever makes a grammatical HORROR (not error). Those of us who loathe enormous paragraphs with no formatting whatsoever. Just one huge line of text, without commas! Those of us with dictionary.com in our bookmarks. Those of us who are cool enough to laugh it up when we make a mistake ourselves.The grammatical mistakes at the bottom are intentional to go with the 5th point.
Oh yea, 15 mins in Photoshop. Definitely not my best poster, but It'll do. It'll do.
EDIT: Turns out that I actually misspelled a word in the poster by accident! Not so much of a natzee!
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warning!
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!
ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.
SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.
AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.
NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?
EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT PRETTY!
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Ihre Grammatik und Rechtschreibung riechen wie Arschritze!
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and then kaboom the earth exploded
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Oh boy . . . you wouldn't believe how long I've wanted to do this.
In chronological order:
Spelling errors:
*because
*government
*humanely
*wrong
*using
*sitting
*until
*creeps
*different
*your
*watching
*coming
*believe (twice)
*by
*loud
*breathing
*because
*probably
*wrong
*because
Punctuation errors:
*reading (no exclamation point)
*Clarissa.
*hospital (no comma)
*hospital,
*her.
*possible.
*wrong.
*death,
*letter.
*painfully:
*death.
*don't
*midnight,
*she'll
*you. or you!
*don't
*didn't
*breathing.
*well,
*he'd
*I'll
*task).
*people.
*do,
*wrong.
Formatting errors:
-You're not supposed to write one word per line. It's annoying and confusing.
-You shouldn't write in caps lock. It doesn't make you look smart or mean you're serious. It just looks like you're yelling at the audience and annoys everyone to death.
-The second, third, and fifth "paragraphs" are all just run-on sentences.
Heil spellcheck.
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'It does not make you look smart or mean your serious'
There can be exceptions to that formating rule; like in haiku.
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*you're
But it isn't a haiku. The exceptions to the formatting rule apply almost invariably to artistic writing, which this is not.
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I didn't say that it was a haiku, I'm just saying that you should not state rule that don't exist. There are writers who do spend a line with a single word.
Let's not forget, the post above is only trying for attention and if we continue to discuss this he/she will get want he/she wants.
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*doesn't
Besides, this person is not a "writer" . . . and I only made that post for fun. I didn't mean to start a debate over it.
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please stop spamming! this is cool art and if you don't have anything to say about that just don't say anything...thanks
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I'm using this as a desktop watermark right now. Love this image - so fun. Never thought any type of "Nazi" poster would be so enjoyable!
You should do one in German. It'll be more intimidating.
[link]
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Oh, look. I found a Grammar Nazi.
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Funny, event though english is not my native language !
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I am very appreciative of your efforts, and I would very much like to feature this in my group as some useful trivia and as a sign of my motion against worldwide idiocy...
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Holy Cow ! I wish you could make one in French so I could post it in my office !
Excellent piece of work
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I love this. When I get money, I will consider buying a print. Haha
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'I' before the 'E' excepting after 'C'.
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and except in weird...isnt that weird..."proper grammer" doesnt even make sense
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Yep....but if you think about it (I mean really think about it) ...nothing at all makes sense.
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soup forks make perfect sense
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As do ice-cream toasters.
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soup fork...actual object...spork
ice cream toasters...not so much
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I saw this on TVTropes.org, very impressive!
I'm feeling pretty self-concious now - I never usually worry too much about grammar and spelling and all that jazz but for some reason now seems an appropriate time. Very cool, I'm glad I saw it!
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omfg this is so me
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Nice.
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yeah...accidents...not careing...and cold fingers never happen they are a myth
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LOL I wana print this out and put it inmy binder. c:
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I cry at the people agreeing without using a capital I when referring to themselves.
It hurts my soul.
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If i were an English teacher, i would have this up in my room....if i didnt get fired...
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The irony of this comment :].
Ohohohoho.
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I freaking love this.
;_;
When I was 10 I said "My email will be GrammarNazi@yahoo.com!" xD
I feel so silly remembering that.
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LOL, I wouldn't worry about offending anyone with this.
This is hilarious 
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This is amazing. Not gonna lie!
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doesnt offend me at all. this is awesome
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lmao. I DO have dictionary.com in my bookmarks...
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Im am from Germany and i am not offended in any way 
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*bricks you with dictionary*
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ouh lol it was quite late in the night i think
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It's quite good. The color scheme for your poster aroused my attention and your well thought speech touched my heart, I mean it! I'm glad to have you as a grammar comrade. Hail Spellcheck!
Tip: Fix your intentional mistake.
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