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Published: 2011-08-16 20:19:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 5262; Favourites: 66; Downloads: 50
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I seem to have lost my head.Related content
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You seem calmer about it than when it first happened to me!
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Having a head was just way too mainstream
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Well, at least being on your shoulders.
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Just remember, when you graduate college, you throw only the hat.
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At the end, I'm probably going to want to chuck the head, too.
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Seems counter-productive, after spending all that money to fill it with classes.
'course, if you don't want it, it'd look swell as a bookend.
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The first thing I thought: Evolved zombies. But then it wouldn't have anything to bite with if it left its head back at the safe-place.
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I'll find other ways, dammit.
Or I could... throw my head at them. Or something.
They'd never see it coming.
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Good thing I'm invincible!
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): But I'm the best at it
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Most people say that.
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But even if you manage to bite the survivor or survivors, there is the possibility you will lose your teeth, especially at the advanced stages of decay.
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Those were just slowing me down, man. I'll gum them to death.
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A...I've told you before. This is not how you get ahead in life, girl! Pull yourself together!
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C'mon! You can do it! I believe in you~!
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B-but that's painful
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Did I say sewing kit? I meant duct tape kit~ So much easier.
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O fuck it's the unseelie fairie called a Gan Ceann We're all gonna die where's my gold....
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I'mma steal it!
(also, I totally love this picture. TOTALLY.)
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Oh noooo!
(THANK YOU <3)
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Is it bad that my first thought was
"How far could I kick your head?"
:I
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That's how I view it as well.
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It was just slowing me down, man. :I
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:I
-puts more duct tape on-
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