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Published: 2010-04-08 02:30:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 192; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 6
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One day, and I were high off life. Suddenly, we decided to make a crack page. Thus, Toucan Rabbit was born.And yeah... other things happened.
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oh,lol. XD i usually dont get high off life. usually,it's febreeze (or however you spell it XD)
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Haha febreeze does wonders to your head.
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the sad thing is, I think I still remember the story.
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All I remember from the story was traveling to Hawaii and the talking surfboard. ^__^
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Toucan-Rabbit lived in a small apartment in Manhattan and liked vodka. He dreamt of becoming a surf champion despite never having surfed before, but before that, he was lonely. So he went to the pet shop to get a companion, but could only find a puppy that liked humping things (he would soon hump his leg nonstop). Together, they journeyed to Hawaii to fulfill TR?s dreams, but they needed a surfboard. Suddenly an enchanted surfboard with a slimeball smile gave them a deal. In exchange for his services, they would introduce him to some hot beach babes. They agreed, and also met a hungry sonic hippo. First he tried to eat the puppy, then joined them thinking they would lead him to food.
They entered the contest, but having never surfed before, were soon blown off course and landed on a deserted island where they met a kiwi. They were also attacked by cursed shoop-da-whoop tikis that fired toast, pancakes, and McDonald?s waffles (yes, McDonalds. Why do they have McDonalds waffles? Because they invented them and worked for McDonalds before the company disowned them, dumping them on that island). As a result, TR got a pancake hat. They also befriended a llama and duck living on that island. Trying to escape, they were captured by poachers and sent to a European zoo where they met Coco?s (Foster?s home for Imaginary Friends) bastard child from a quick fling with a giraffe and together, they escaped from the zoo. As for the prinny, I forget. I think he was part of the Hawaii arc, but he could be just chillin?.
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Why am I'm not surprised.... you got everything down.
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