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Poopsy was a special girl with a special mind. Her special mind lived under purple hair, and saw through violet-grey eyes. At 18 she had womanly curves, which showed very well through her black lace dress. She also had a clown fetish. She spent her free time looking in sewers and being creepy at circuses.

Once she was thrown out of a circus for asking inappropriate questions to one of their clowns. Peppers the clown didn’t like being asked how big of an inflatable animal he could make. Then she asked him about his dick and he got really uncomfortable and they threw her out.

Living in the slenderman mansion was a great time for her. She loved watching Laughing Jack… do anything. Eat. Sleep. Kill people. Vomit cocaine-roaches. You know, sexy clown stuff. That’s why she dated Jeff. She really was trying to get close to the Joker but it wasn’t enough. She needed to date someone who could make balloon animals out of intestines.

Poopsy was walking home to the mansion through the stereotypical dark woods. Original, right? As she was walking, she heard rustling in the bushes. What was that? She peered around with her piercing violet-grey eyes, her boobs hanging out.

“Jeff, is that you?” He hadn’t taken the breakup well and she was currently avoiding him because drama.

During breakfast he had been dramatic and threatened to break all her stuff and read her journal. Poopsy didn’t want that. There was clown porn in that journal.

As Poopsy looked around, she saw a little red balloon floating through the trees, almost as if a ghost child was walking around trying to creep people out.It was in fact a ghost child by the name of Sally, who looked at her and was like, “What?” She popped the balloon and it exploded in blood. Blood got everywhere. Especially on Poopsy’s cleavage. If only Jeff could see her now. Actually, he was.

“There you are, dear,” Jeff said, grinning at her. “TIME TO DIE.” He lunged at her with his favorite knife.

Poopsy had a special mind and could analyze the situation. She dodged just in time thanks to her special mind.

“Haha, you missed,” Sally said before wandering off. What an airhead.

Jeff wasn’t done. He started to chase Poopsy. Her special mind told her to run, so she did. Until she pulled a stereotypical horror victim stunt and tripped on a tree root. Jeff was standing over her in seconds.

“Go to sleep now, dear.” Jeff purred, farting.

Poopsy wasn’t afraid to die, but it didn’t sound like fun and she would be damned if she let her ex boyfriend murder her. No thanks. Too much drama.

Then suddenly there was a deafening roar, “Stay out of my swamp!”

“NO!” Said Jeff. Falling over but it was all ogre now.

Shrek came out of nowhere and tied Jeff to a tree. “That’ll show you to trespass, you creepy emo kid.

“Oh, thank you Shrek.” said Poopsy. Shrek wasn’t done. He exploded and there stood the towering Pennywise. It had been the shapeshifting clown all along!

Poopsy was instantly hot and bothered.

Laughing Jack appeared behind the tree Jeff was tied to. “Oooh, a helpless Jeff. How exciting.”

Jeff looked at the tall monochrome clown and was like, “I told you. Last time was the last time!’
“Well,” said Laughing Jack, “You’re tied to a tree right now sooooo…”

“You bitch!”

That didn’t stop Laughing Jack, who immediately started the intense cockroach vomiting mating ritual of his people. Jeff would never admit it but he had a cockroach fetish so this was actually really fun for him.

Meanwhile, Poopy and Pennywise were talking.

Despite being all hot and bothered, Poopsy was a proper lady and couldn’t let herself succumb to the passions of the flesh. “Oh… Hello.” She said in a breathy voice. Since when did she sound like that creepy guy who calls people at 3 am and just breathes into the phone?

Daddywise was feeling mighty frisky. He needed some sweet lovin’ to get him through the night.

Poopsy was resisting the urge to bat her eyelashes. Her special mind analyzed the situation to figure out the best way for her to get laid.

“Hello, beautiful.” Daddywise said. “What’s a special girl like you doing in a forest with that loser? He botherin’ you? Why don’t I take you home?”

“Take me Daddywise!”

Laughing Jack overhead that and vomited a little more cock ...roaches into Jeff’s mouth. “Did you just say ‘take me Daddywise?’ You can’t have him all to yourself. Us clowns have to stick together you know,” Said Laughing Jack, wiping the vomit off his mouth. Jeff orgasmed, choking on cock... roaches.

“I want all the hot clown cum on my tits.” Said Jeff.

“Is that so?” Said Pennywise, “That can be arranged.”

“But…” Said Poopsy but they already forgot about her.

“What a good serial killer,” Pennywise purred at Jeff. “Why don’t we get you covered? In blood!”

Sally showed up with another balloon.

“What are you guys doing? Oh my GAWD!”

Pennywise had materialized cheesecake and was smothering it all along Jeff’s and Laughing Jack’s pouting lips.

“Is this the birds and the bees stuff?” Sally looked at them with wide, innocent eyes.

“Um…” Said Laughing Jack. “No. We’re doing our taxes.”

“Oh, okay. Well I brought you a balloon. See you later.”

Pennywise grabbed the balloon and popped it above Jeff’s head, showering him in blood. Laughing Jack tore the small serial killer’s hoodie and shirt off so the blood could get everywhere on his pale skin. This is weird.

Poopsy figured if she couldn’t join the fun, she could at least enjoy the show. She already had popcorn ready.

“Now, BEG.” Said Pennywise to the quivering emo bitch.

“Hold on now… that’s a little rough,” Laughing Jack objected. Pennywise stabbed him, which did nothing but tickle Laughing Jack.

“P..please…” Jeff begged anyway. Laughing Jack slapped his ass, pulling his face close to his.

“You should be begging for my clown cock, bitch.”

“But, I want Pennywise. He’s new.”

Laughing Jack was instantly flaccid. “Fine. Whatever. Do what you want.”

“Oh, no, Laughing Jack. You can fuck my slutty mouth.”

“I don’t want roaches on my dick.”

“How about I fuck Laughing Jack and Jack can fuck Jeff?” Pennywise interjected.

“NO! I AM NOT A CATCHER!”

“SOMEONE isn’t comfortable in his masculinity,” Pennywise sniffed.

“If you’re so comfortable why don’t you let us fuck your ass?”

“Cause I don’t want to.”

“Man, this show really drags.” Thought Poopsy out loud.

“Well I’M not playing!” Laughing Jack said, crossing his arms and stomping his foot.

“STICK YOUR CLOWN COCK IN MY MOUTH NOW I’M HORNY.” Bitched Jeff.

“Well if he’s not playing, I’m not playing,” pouted Pennywise.

“Wh.. Oh, come on! Stop being a bunch of bitchy housewives,” Poopsy complained. “Just fuck each other already.”

“Yeah!” Jeff agreed energetically. “I’m kinda tied up here and my hands are starting to go numb so like… hurry up.”

“No.” Said Laughing Jack, sticking his nose in the air. “I’m not talking to him.”

“Oh my god,” said Poopsy.

“Well I’m not talking to HIM,” Pennywise replied. “Jeff, tell Laughing Jack I’m not talking to him.”

“Jeff, tell Pennywise I’m glad he’s not talking to me.”

“Okay is there going to be sex or not?” Asked Poopsy.

“NO!” Laughing Jack and Pennywise said at the same time.

“Okay, I’m gonna just untie Jeff, because his hands are turning purple from being tied up, and then go home.”

“Thank you,” Jeff said. “I’ll kill you later, okay?”

“Sounds good, see you at the house,” Poopsy replied.

FIVE HOURS LATER

“My father hated me and so that’s why I have abandonment issues.” Said Pennywise.

“Oh no!” Said Laughing Jack. “You’re so strong for going through that. You are a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need a man to complete her.

“Damn straight, bitch.” Pennywise replied.

Jeff was sitting next to the tree, staring at the two clowns. “Who shot you two up with estrogen?”

“Ignore him,” Laughing Jack told Pennywise. “We don’t need his negativity in our lives.”

“Oh my god.” Jeff couldn’t take it anymore and walked back to the mansion, leaving the girlfriends alone to talk about housewife shit.

THE NEXT DAY DURING BREAKFAST

Slenderman was cooking waffles and everyone was there. Masky and Hoodie were making out. Obama was there. Oh my God.

Pennywise had decided to join breakfast but he had a massive boner. He leaned over to Eyeless Jack and was like, “Who’s easy?”

Eyeless Jack stared at him which was hard cause he has no eyes.

“I think you three should just put your differences aside and fuck like rabbits.” Said Slenderman. No one knew who he was talking about so Masky and Hoodie threw their clothes off and Jeff joined in.

As they were making out Pennywise and Laughing Jack realized that Jeff was their bitch and they weren’t going to let that go down. Obama watched proudly. Trump walked in and left.

Poopsy walked in to everyone getting naked on the table, covered in syrup.

Sally walked in. “Are you guys doing your taxes again?”

“Um… Yes…. It’s very boring,” said Laughing Jack. “Go find someone to play with.”

“Okay,” said Sally happily as she left.

Pennywise had a massive boner, it was the size and girth of two coke cans stacked on top of each other. Seems legit.

“Here are some waffles,” said Slenderman. “Everyone have fun.” He set the plate of waffles on Pennywise’s dick. It balanced perfectly.

Laughing Jack was ashamed of his normal eight inch dick.

“Who wants it?” Asked Pennywise.

“Me!” Said Poopsy.

“Anyone? No one? Come on, someone?”

“I’ll take it!” Said Jeff, who was a giant slut. Which is valid. No slut shaming.

Pennywise shoved his dick in Jeff’s butthole and all was well. Laughing Jack took Jeff’s mouth for himself. Masky and Hoodie were doing their own thing and Poopsy was watching happily.

A soccer mom by the name of Deborah watched through a window and fapped furiously. Slenderman approved. Everyone made a massive cum and it was hot, sticky, and gross. Hot clown cum splayed all over Poopsy’s tits. She was happy. All was right in the creepypasta fandom.

Epilogue

Ticci Toby took a pool noodle and swam in the cum.

Description
Poopsy was a special girl with a special mind. Her special mind lived under purple hair, and saw through violet-grey eyes. At 18 she had womanly curves, which showed very well through her black lace dress. She also had a clown fetish. She spent her free time looking in sewers and being creepy at circuses.

Once she was thrown out of a circus for asking inappropriate questions to one of their clowns. Peppers the clown didn’t like being asked how big of an inflatable animal he could make. Then she asked him about his dick and he got really uncomfortable and they threw her out.

Living in the slenderman mansion was a great time for her. She loved watching Laughing Jack… do anything. Eat. Sleep. Kill people. Vomit cocaine-roaches. You know, sexy clown stuff. That’s why she dated Jeff. She really was trying to get close to the Joker but it wasn’t enough. She needed to date someone who could make balloon animals out of intestines.

Poopsy was walking home to the mansion through the stereotypical dark woods. Original, right? As she was walking, she heard rustling in the bushes. What was that? She peered around with her piercing violet-grey eyes, her boobs hanging out.

“Jeff, is that you?” He hadn’t taken the breakup well and she was currently avoiding him because drama.

During breakfast he had been dramatic and threatened to break all her stuff and read her journal. Poopsy didn’t want that. There was clown porn in that journal.

As Poopsy looked around, she saw a little red balloon floating through the trees, almost as if a ghost child was walking around trying to creep people out.It was in fact a ghost child by the name of Sally, who looked at her and was like, “What?” She popped the balloon and it exploded in blood. Blood got everywhere. Especially on Poopsy’s cleavage. If only Jeff could see her now. Actually, he was.

“There you are, dear,” Jeff said, grinning at her. “TIME TO DIE.” He lunged at her with his favorite knife.

Poopsy had a special mind and could analyze the situation. She dodged just in time thanks to her special mind.

“Haha, you missed,” Sally said before wandering off. What an airhead.

Jeff wasn’t done. He started to chase Poopsy. Her special mind told her to run, so she did. Until she pulled a stereotypical horror victim stunt and tripped on a tree root. Jeff was standing over her in seconds.

“Go to sleep now, dear.” Jeff purred, farting.

Poopsy wasn’t afraid to die, but it didn’t sound like fun and she would be damned if she let her ex boyfriend murder her. No thanks. Too much drama.

Then suddenly there was a deafening roar, “Stay out of my swamp!”

“NO!” Said Jeff. Falling over but it was all ogre now.

Shrek came out of nowhere and tied Jeff to a tree. “That’ll show you to trespass, you creepy emo kid.

“Oh, thank you Shrek.” said Poopsy. Shrek wasn’t done. He exploded and there stood the towering Pennywise. It had been the shapeshifting clown all along!

Poopsy was instantly hot and bothered.

Laughing Jack appeared behind the tree Jeff was tied to. “Oooh, a helpless Jeff. How exciting.”

Jeff looked at the tall monochrome clown and was like, “I told you. Last time was the last time!’
“Well,” said Laughing Jack, “You’re tied to a tree right now sooooo…”

“You bitch!”

That didn’t stop Laughing Jack, who immediately started the intense cockroach vomiting mating ritual of his people. Jeff would never admit it but he had a cockroach fetish so this was actually really fun for him.

Meanwhile, Poopy and Pennywise were talking.

Despite being all hot and bothered, Poopsy was a proper lady and couldn’t let herself succumb to the passions of the flesh. “Oh… Hello.” She said in a breathy voice. Since when did she sound like that creepy guy who calls people at 3 am and just breathes into the phone?

Daddywise was feeling mighty frisky. He needed some sweet lovin’ to get him through the night.

Poopsy was resisting the urge to bat her eyelashes. Her special mind analyzed the situation to figure out the best way for her to get laid.

“Hello, beautiful.” Daddywise said. “What’s a special girl like you doing in a forest with that loser? He botherin’ you? Why don’t I take you home?”

“Take me Daddywise!”

Laughing Jack overhead that and vomited a little more cock ...roaches into Jeff’s mouth. “Did you just say ‘take me Daddywise?’ You can’t have him all to yourself. Us clowns have to stick together you know,” Said Laughing Jack, wiping the vomit off his mouth. Jeff orgasmed, choking on cock... roaches.

“I want all the hot clown cum on my tits.” Said Jeff.

“Is that so?” Said Pennywise, “That can be arranged.”

“But…” Said Poopsy but they already forgot about her.

“What a good serial killer,” Pennywise purred at Jeff. “Why don’t we get you covered? In blood!”

Sally showed up with another balloon.

“What are you guys doing? Oh my GAWD!”

Pennywise had materialized cheesecake and was smothering it all along Jeff’s and Laughing Jack’s pouting lips.

“Is this the birds and the bees stuff?” Sally looked at them with wide, innocent eyes.

“Um…” Said Laughing Jack. “No. We’re doing our taxes.”

“Oh, okay. Well I brought you a balloon. See you later.”

Pennywise grabbed the balloon and popped it above Jeff’s head, showering him in blood. Laughing Jack tore the small serial killer’s hoodie and shirt off so the blood could get everywhere on his pale skin. This is weird.

Poopsy figured if she couldn’t join the fun, she could at least enjoy the show. She already had popcorn ready.

“Now, BEG.” Said Pennywise to the quivering emo bitch.

“Hold on now… that’s a little rough,” Laughing Jack objected. Pennywise stabbed him, which did nothing but tickle Laughing Jack.

“P..please…” Jeff begged anyway. Laughing Jack slapped his ass, pulling his face close to his.

“You should be begging for my clown cock, bitch.”

“But, I want Pennywise. He’s new.”

Laughing Jack was instantly flaccid. “Fine. Whatever. Do what you want.”

“Oh, no, Laughing Jack. You can fuck my slutty mouth.”

“I don’t want roaches on my dick.”

“How about I fuck Laughing Jack and Jack can fuck Jeff?” Pennywise interjected.

“NO! I AM NOT A CATCHER!”

“SOMEONE isn’t comfortable in his masculinity,” Pennywise sniffed.

“If you’re so comfortable why don’t you let us fuck your ass?”

“Cause I don’t want to.”

“Man, this show really drags.” Thought Poopsy out loud.

“Well I’M not playing!” Laughing Jack said, crossing his arms and stomping his foot.

“STICK YOUR CLOWN COCK IN MY MOUTH NOW I’M HORNY.” Bitched Jeff.

“Well if he’s not playing, I’m not playing,” pouted Pennywise.

“Wh.. Oh, come on! Stop being a bunch of bitchy housewives,” Poopsy complained. “Just fuck each other already.”

“Yeah!” Jeff agreed energetically. “I’m kinda tied up here and my hands are starting to go numb so like… hurry up.”

“No.” Said Laughing Jack, sticking his nose in the air. “I’m not talking to him.”

“Oh my god,” said Poopsy.

“Well I’m not talking to HIM,” Pennywise replied. “Jeff, tell Laughing Jack I’m not talking to him.”

“Jeff, tell Pennywise I’m glad he’s not talking to me.”

“Okay is there going to be sex or not?” Asked Poopsy.

“NO!” Laughing Jack and Pennywise said at the same time.

“Okay, I’m gonna just untie Jeff, because his hands are turning purple from being tied up, and then go home.”

“Thank you,” Jeff said. “I’ll kill you later, okay?”

“Sounds good, see you at the house,” Poopsy replied.

FIVE HOURS LATER

“My father hated me and so that’s why I have abandonment issues.” Said Pennywise.

“Oh no!” Said Laughing Jack. “You’re so strong for going through that. You are a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need a man to complete her.

“Damn straight, bitch.” Pennywise replied.

Jeff was sitting next to the tree, staring at the two clowns. “Who shot you two up with estrogen?”

“Ignore him,” Laughing Jack told Pennywise. “We don’t need his negativity in our lives.”

“Oh my god.” Jeff couldn’t take it anymore and walked back to the mansion, leaving the girlfriends alone to talk about housewife shit.

THE NEXT DAY DURING BREAKFAST

Slenderman was cooking waffles and everyone was there. Masky and Hoodie were making out. Obama was there. Oh my God.

Pennywise had decided to join breakfast but he had a massive boner. He leaned over to Eyeless Jack and was like, “Who’s easy?”

Eyeless Jack stared at him which was hard cause he has no eyes.

“I think you three should just put your differences aside and fuck like rabbits.” Said Slenderman. No one knew who he was talking about so Masky and Hoodie threw their clothes off and Jeff joined in.

As they were making out Pennywise and Laughing Jack realized that Jeff was their bitch and they weren’t going to let that go down. Obama watched proudly. Trump walked in and left.

Poopsy walked in to everyone getting naked on the table, covered in syrup.

Sally walked in. “Are you guys doing your taxes again?”

“Um… Yes…. It’s very boring,” said Laughing Jack. “Go find someone to play with.”

“Okay,” said Sally happily as she left.

Pennywise had a massive boner, it was the size and girth of two coke cans stacked on top of each other. Seems legit.

“Here are some waffles,” said Slenderman. “Everyone have fun.” He set the plate of waffles on Pennywise’s dick. It balanced perfectly.

Laughing Jack was ashamed of his normal eight inch dick.

“Who wants it?” Asked Pennywise.

“Me!” Said Poopsy.

“Anyone? No one? Come on, someone?”

“I’ll take it!” Said Jeff, who was a giant slut. Which is valid. No slut shaming.

Pennywise shoved his dick in Jeff’s butthole and all was well. Laughing Jack took Jeff’s mouth for himself. Masky and Hoodie were doing their own thing and Poopsy was watching happily.

A soccer mom by the name of Deborah watched through a window and fapped furiously. Slenderman approved. Everyone made a massive cum and it was hot, sticky, and gross. Hot clown cum splayed all over Poopsy’s tits. She was happy. All was right in the creepypasta fandom.

Epilogue

Ticci Toby took a pool noodle and swam in the cum.