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DistortingReality In reply to secretcruushh [2017-01-29 13:39:32 +0000 UTC]

We all need more Overwatch flattenings

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DistortingReality In reply to EmilyFlat [2017-01-29 10:38:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm almost certain puns is what keeps society running

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EmilyFlat In reply to DistortingReality [2017-01-29 11:55:25 +0000 UTC]

sorry my mei-stake

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DistortingReality In reply to EmilyFlat [2017-01-29 13:41:29 +0000 UTC]

TIL Mei fits with a lot of words

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EmilyFlat In reply to DistortingReality [2017-01-29 11:54:05 +0000 UTC]

oh, this pun was spoken earlier

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EmilyFlat In reply to DistortingReality [2017-01-29 11:53:23 +0000 UTC]

mei-be

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DistortingReality In reply to BroniesUnite911 [2017-01-29 10:11:43 +0000 UTC]

You.
I like you.

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BroniesUnite911 In reply to DistortingReality [2017-01-29 15:31:16 +0000 UTC]

great choice

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DistortingReality In reply to deviantartic [2017-01-29 10:11:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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DistortingReality In reply to Thisoneauthor [2017-01-28 23:46:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks man! I'm glad you thought it came out well!

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Thisoneauthor In reply to DistortingReality [2017-01-28 23:46:57 +0000 UTC]

no problem, it was a really well thought out story, you did a great job

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DistortingReality In reply to Buttflattened [2017-01-28 23:30:16 +0000 UTC]

By a person who makes flattenings?
How did anyone figure it out

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Buttflattened In reply to DistortingReality [2017-01-28 23:32:33 +0000 UTC]

Its not like this was the most obvious thing that would happen in this situation

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DistortingReality In reply to Buttflattened [2017-01-28 23:46:06 +0000 UTC]

I know, that would be preposterous!

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Buttflattened In reply to DistortingReality [2017-01-28 23:55:54 +0000 UTC]

Yeup
because why go for the unexpected

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DistortingReality In reply to Buttflattened [2017-01-29 00:01:14 +0000 UTC]

Because I wouldn't expect myself to do that (distant badumtss)

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Buttflattened In reply to DistortingReality [2017-01-29 00:32:45 +0000 UTC]

Meh true
Dont suppose you take reuqests
(Who could have seen this one coming)

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DistortingReality In reply to Buttflattened [2017-01-29 00:51:01 +0000 UTC]

I do take requests, what do you have in mind?

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Buttflattened In reply to DistortingReality [2017-01-29 00:53:52 +0000 UTC]

Ok
Could I have D.va butt slamming someone?

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DistortingReality In reply to Buttflattened [2017-01-29 10:12:21 +0000 UTC]

Sure, anyone in particular?

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Buttflattened In reply to DistortingReality [2017-01-29 11:56:38 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm either widowmaker
OR
Symettra?
Can ya make sure they are both the same size
Its more satisfying -w-

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DistortingReality In reply to Buttflattened [2017-01-29 13:41:00 +0000 UTC]

Are we talking full body pancake flattening, flattening the head or something else?

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Buttflattened In reply to DistortingReality [2017-01-29 13:42:41 +0000 UTC]

Like flattening them into a disk!
The best kind

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DistortingReality In reply to Buttflattened [2017-01-29 14:33:00 +0000 UTC]

Sounds good!

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Buttflattened In reply to DistortingReality [2017-01-29 14:35:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks
I eagerly await it

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