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Published: 2007-04-26 06:34:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 23691; Favourites: 151; Downloads: 14174
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Description Al Gore: Why won't anybody listen to me?! ManBearPig is in there and we have to kill him while we all have the chance! I'm cereal!
Miner: Mr. Gore, please, we need you to calm down. Now, what exactly do you suggest we do?
Al Gore: I told you we need to fill the cave with hot molten lead, cause it's the only way to make sure ManBearPig never comes out! And I'm sane and I'm totally cereal, but everyone just keeps digging!
Miner: Well, see, the problen is that if we fill the caves with hot molten lead, it will kill those boys too.
Al Gore: They're already dead! Didn't you listen to me? They got attacked by a ManBearPig and ManBearPig leaves nobody alive! I'm super cereal! Nobody will listen to me but I'm cereal!

Proof that he exists!!

(original photo curtosy of the most righteously awesome mr. lanimilibus, check his sweet nature gallery @ [link] )
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Comments: 67

Ms-Typo [2007-08-06 01:09:32 +0000 UTC]

It's more bear than anything!

You made a great blending, making these three creatures blend together wouldn't be so easy for me.
It's very funny, lol.
Well done!

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Celestial-SeraphiMan [2007-07-29 22:22:01 +0000 UTC]

This is funny. I'm cereal!

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MidoriKocha [2007-07-24 06:22:43 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!!!

yes yes Y-E-S

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jimmytc25 [2007-07-22 04:56:59 +0000 UTC]

thats funny i love southpark

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dizzia In reply to jimmytc25 [2007-07-22 20:55:07 +0000 UTC]

I've been without it for far too long, but i love it too. My first ever photo manip (when i was in like 6th grade) was a report I did using the characters from southpark to explain the digging of the panama canal Thus the cycle repeats with ManBearPig.

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jimmytc25 In reply to dizzia [2007-07-22 21:04:00 +0000 UTC]

lol

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RedLobster [2007-07-17 08:01:28 +0000 UTC]

BWHAHAHAAHA one of the best things I've seen on DA so far

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dizzia In reply to RedLobster [2007-07-18 03:46:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks bud

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so-cai-goes-places [2007-07-01 05:42:47 +0000 UTC]

Definitely scary.

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dizzia In reply to so-cai-goes-places [2007-07-02 08:49:33 +0000 UTC]

That's why he's gotta be destroyed.

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so-cai-goes-places In reply to dizzia [2007-07-02 22:36:29 +0000 UTC]

o:
Nooo!

Why? Just because he's scary?!
Marilyn Manson scares me alittle, but he doesn't need to be destroyed.
Aw.
Well, make it quick.

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dizzia In reply to so-cai-goes-places [2007-07-04 19:21:16 +0000 UTC]

Marilyn Manson makes music, and some people actually like that music.. So he's kinda got a purpose..

ManBearPig.. He just eats cute things.

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so-cai-goes-places In reply to dizzia [2007-07-05 14:10:09 +0000 UTC]

Damnit.
You've bested me.

But... what if... those cute things were going to be rabid zombies and infect everything and ManBearPig is from the future and he knows this and he is trying to save us all?!
Do you want to kill our saviour?!

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dizzia In reply to so-cai-goes-places [2007-07-06 03:54:00 +0000 UTC]

Shit.
Well.. In the off situation that some sort of cuteness virus starts infecting everything. And that ManBearPig has a heart of gold and some kinda ties to the terminator.. Then he'll live, and be allowed to find WomanBearPig.

I've learned my lesson trying to screw with the space time continuum when zombie virii are involved.

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so-cai-goes-places In reply to dizzia [2007-07-07 03:14:14 +0000 UTC]

ManBearPig is the Arnold schwarzenegger [wiki'd that haha] of creatures. Except... he's nicer and doesn't blow up things.

So... that was you, huh?
Just to let you know, one of those damn infected people, or zombies, ate my parakeet.
I wasn't very happy about that.
So, thanks, Dizz - for screwing with the dimensions that are space and time and getting my bird killed!

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Kairu-Hakubi [2007-05-13 06:45:57 +0000 UTC]

Probably the best one yet! I'm cereal.
(everybody gets the ears wrong.. sposed to have human ears and then pig ears above them, but still this is pwn ;D)

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