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Published: 2011-07-19 14:50:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 4805; Favourites: 78; Downloads: 7
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IKE I AM GOING CHOP YOU INTO PIECES!!!POYO!!! WAH!!!!
Thank you kirby~ I'll pray for you~
Bad move kirby, bad move...
You can make up why Marth is being a betch
Explanation time~!!! yay....
Well, when I play as kirby, I always do a free for all with Pit, Marth, and Ike.
Why you ask? Because I love eating them and using their specials. Why? Because Kirby makes it look cute~!
But I have one question, why do all cpus go after Me?
They always wait for me to be open.
I mean, when someone is like vulnerable, like in a pit trap they forget about that person and go for me~!!!!
Anyway about the picture.
Whenever I eat Marth, Ike always goes for me!
Then I lose Marth's pretty hair.
I eat Ike turn into him.
Marth and Ike go after me!!
And Pit is just up somewhere in a corner spamming arrows!!
Aiming them for me!! KIRBY DID NOTHING WRONG!!!
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Oh man Marth is such a diva. Ikes his reluctant assistant ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I have created a skit to explain what happened:
Marth: Okay, now if I can just find those damned chocolate molds I'll be able to finish up the recipe...
Ike: *Snickers*
Marth: Dammit, where are they!?
Ike: *Tries to sneak off*
Marth: IKE! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
Ike: *Gulps* Y-yes, Marth?
Marth: Where did you hide the chocolate molds?
Ike: I-I don't have them...
Marth: *Sighs* Ike, you do know what today is, right?
Ike: N-no. I forgot.
Marth: IT'S YOUR COUSIN'S BIRTHDAY! And I was planning on making chocolates to give to her later, when we go out on our first date tonight.
Ike: You two are going out on a date tonight?
Marth: Yes, and you better find those damned chocolate molds before I come and neuter you with Falchion.
Ike: *Gulps* I'll get to it, Marth...
Marth: And you better do it quickly. I have to get ready now, and by the time I get out of the shower, you better have those chocolate molds.
Ike: *Runs off*
Marth: *Sighs* I don't know what to do with him... Oh, Naga, please help.
A while later...
Marth: IKE! I'M GOING TO NEUTER YOU WITH FALCHION!
Ike: Oh, thank Naga Kirby was there...
Marth: *Chases after Kirby*
Kirby: Poyo! It's me, Kirby, Marth! And I have the chocolate molds you were looking for.
Marth: Oh... Well, that was a mistake. Now I can finally finish the chocolates I was making! Thanks, Kirby.
Kirby: You're welcome.
Marth: *Runs off*
End of skit.
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MARTH! YOU'RE CHEATING ON CAEDA!?
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Ike's Mother was Katniss, who was Link's sister in my headcanon. And March's Ylissean, so Card a ' s not alive.
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mabye because kirby has jumps and HAMMERZ! but everybody knows marth is the best ... (if you know how to play as him)
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i like that rainbow face XD or wth why is called ravegwahplz NAD WHY DOES EVERYTHING U HAVE HAS PLZ IN THE END ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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okay these are really cute!
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Why does everyone think Marth is a girly-guy?? Well... he is, but still xP I love him!
Your explanation was hilarious 
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I know, yesterday we went to this rich persons house. I was snooping around, and I found Brawl in their drawers. I squealed. We played for 2 1/2 hours. We played Subspace emissary. We got to Marth part, The kids thought he was a lady~
Did you expect less of my explanation???
I can never go ignored!!
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x3 I guess not!
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Lol does he still think Marth's a girl??
Woo!!
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Naw, after he started making jokes of Marth and Ike being together(this was when I didn't like yaoi) I finally told him 
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What was the influence on him to make jokes like that?
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Well, not jokes, per se, but he was talking about how they would make a great couple. Not really jokes...
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Pfft, they would.....JK!....okay no..
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I think they're cute together~
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Lol yeah I love the pairing forever and and always, but I always make them hating on eachother...I like love hate relationships for some reason
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I'm actually reading about it... It's so cute!!! A lot better than Pike or MarthxRoy~! At least in my opinion <3
Lovehate relationships? Never read any :/
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Nyah~ where!? I don't like IkexPit.
Pit's too innocent and Naive to be in a relationship now.
And Ike would seem like a Pedophile Making out with Pit....
MarthxRoy: Meh I lik it onesided, Like Roy is chasing after Marth, with his flirting and perviness. Marth is just like "Roy is just messing with me Haha"
Love/hate relationships in my opinion
Meh it's like an on and off relationship thing
Idk I always make stuff like that
They say they hate eachother, but deep inside they want to be closer, but the way the other is acting they feel it will never happen.
But when the moment is just right, the hatred goes away, and they become closer.(Wth..like straight out of a lovers novel)
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[link] That one's so cute~!
I like Pike... but as *sparxpunx said, it's more of a brotherly love realtionship <3
Roy is cute though
Oooooh. I still nver read any
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Oh wait I forgot to mention I already read most IkexMarth stories but I still like that one~
Oh thank god!
I know, so small and adorable~!
Really??? Idk if that was the right explanation
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Isn't it cuuute??
He is~! And a pian in the ass but still. Gotta love Roy~
Well... if you perhaps used a link, I'd read it...
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Yush~
No one can hate on Roy!
Idk the link
I'm not sure if a love/hate relationship has an explanation
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It's not possible :> He has taken over us
Eh. I'm sure I'll find one somewhere
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I know, he has red hair and plays with fire! Poeple want to be like him!
Hopefully...
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I liek red hair :> and FIRE! Fire ftw! A lot of firre people are named Roy
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I GOT THE FIRE STARTED!!! HEHE! BURN!! BURN!!
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I'm not scared of fire
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Play with fire you get burned
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But I like fire. It makes people look creepy :>
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Especially if they're laughin maniacally over it
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Oh God, yes! I wanna do that
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Lol
I do that when I'm roasting Marshmallows
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Yeauhh
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I especially don't like them after reading Condensation.
Just like I can't eat cookies.
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I understand the Condensation one, but I still like Marthmallows....
But I don't understand the cookies part
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