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> Be the pessimistic girl.

Your name is KERTYE HOLOKO.

Everyday you spend several hours running around the forest you live in, cutting ridiculous amount of plants with your two machetes to FEED YOUR GLUTTONOUS HERBIVORE LUSUS who's too lazy to do anything on her own. Sometimes when you're in mood you transform whole task into LARGE-SCALE PRUNING. This forest is your RESPONSIBILITY, and who will keep it healthy if not you? You take your DUTIES very seriously. Most of them.

When not hunting for food you spend most of your time on your PORTABLE MULTIFUNCTIONAL DEVICE. It was one of the first gifts you got from your moirail. He knows you so well, you love all-in-one things. You can do almost all your INTERESTS on this precious device, which include READING FANFICION, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, COLLECTING PICTURES OF FAMOUS PAINTINGS and WATCHING POST-APOCALYPTIC SCENARIO MOVIES. Sometimes you like to WRITE YOUR OWN FANFICTION, but writing is not one of your talents. Neither is speaking, with which you're so clumsy that you occasionally have to write whole sentence down before saying it out loud. For some mysterious reason you don't have this problem if you try to speak BACKWARDS.

Your LUSUS is a giant rabbit with antlers and wings. If Bavarian folklore was a thing in Alternia her species would be called Wolpertinger, but since it's not she's just ridiculously looking animal hybrid. But you like all-in-one things. You're okay with her, though you'd be more okay if she didn't eat as much. Her gluttony will be her death. Literally, since one day you'll forget your machetes in the food ejected from your sylladex and she'll devour them as well. Your sylladex is the BAG MODUS, a single card where you store everything. It has a lot of space, but you can only eject everything at once. If you ever played Sgrub you'd be the SYLPH OF DOOM and your planet would be called the LAND OF SWAMPS AND GRAVESTONES.

Your trolltag is renoirGardens and .you write punctuation in reverse order ,because its easier this waY

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Description
> Be the pessimistic girl.

Your name is KERTYE HOLOKO.

Everyday you spend several hours running around the forest you live in, cutting ridiculous amount of plants with your two machetes to FEED YOUR GLUTTONOUS HERBIVORE LUSUS who's too lazy to do anything on her own. Sometimes when you're in mood you transform whole task into LARGE-SCALE PRUNING. This forest is your RESPONSIBILITY, and who will keep it healthy if not you? You take your DUTIES very seriously. Most of them.

When not hunting for food you spend most of your time on your PORTABLE MULTIFUNCTIONAL DEVICE. It was one of the first gifts you got from your moirail. He knows you so well, you love all-in-one things. You can do almost all your INTERESTS on this precious device, which include READING FANFICION, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, COLLECTING PICTURES OF FAMOUS PAINTINGS and WATCHING POST-APOCALYPTIC SCENARIO MOVIES. Sometimes you like to WRITE YOUR OWN FANFICTION, but writing is not one of your talents. Neither is speaking, with which you're so clumsy that you occasionally have to write whole sentence down before saying it out loud. For some mysterious reason you don't have this problem if you try to speak BACKWARDS.

Your LUSUS is a giant rabbit with antlers and wings. If Bavarian folklore was a thing in Alternia her species would be called Wolpertinger, but since it's not she's just ridiculously looking animal hybrid. But you like all-in-one things. You're okay with her, though you'd be more okay if she didn't eat as much. Her gluttony will be her death. Literally, since one day you'll forget your machetes in the food ejected from your sylladex and she'll devour them as well. Your sylladex is the BAG MODUS, a single card where you store everything. It has a lot of space, but you can only eject everything at once. If you ever played Sgrub you'd be the SYLPH OF DOOM and your planet would be called the LAND OF SWAMPS AND GRAVESTONES.

Your trolltag is renoirGardens and .you write punctuation in reverse order ,because its easier this waY

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