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Published: 2013-01-26 22:59:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 2940; Favourites: 91; Downloads: 3
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Description *contemplating suicide*
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Spooky-spooks [2013-08-21 04:07:51 +0000 UTC]

Hubba hubba *0*

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Ask-TheFantasyFilled [2013-04-21 23:55:14 +0000 UTC]

*peeps at from behind his chair; pets his head* you so cute when ur pissed ^3^

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AskTime [2013-04-13 22:37:30 +0000 UTC]

Weren't you already dead

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AskLyleAndPhil [2013-03-24 08:14:18 +0000 UTC]

You know, you look like Lucius.... from Lucius... -gives and old timey Big wheels.-

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Askduckessofdemons [2013-01-30 01:27:48 +0000 UTC]

Suicide is never the answer! *stares at face for a bit... Falls to ground* life has no point o^O

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AskToothpastePrince [2013-01-27 14:25:49 +0000 UTC]

oh great
it's you

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to AskToothpastePrince [2013-01-27 14:31:50 +0000 UTC]

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AskAssassin [2013-01-27 07:56:52 +0000 UTC]

you wanna die.. okay -cuts of his head-

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to AskAssassin [2013-01-27 15:40:24 +0000 UTC]

*HEAD GROWS BACK*

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AskAssassin In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-01-28 11:58:20 +0000 UTC]

-shoots him-

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to AskAssassin [2013-01-28 18:17:04 +0000 UTC]

*EATS THE BULLETS FOR BREAKFAST*

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Astrix-Phneuman [2013-01-27 02:08:48 +0000 UTC]

Baron: You better not kill yourself. If you do I may just be making a visit to cemetery to get me a little eye patch souvenir.

*been meaning to cover up this piece of candy on my face*

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RaurenRed [2013-01-27 01:18:55 +0000 UTC]

You just came back to life! don't suicide! is there something we can do to make you feel better? :3

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to RaurenRed [2013-01-27 01:32:36 +0000 UTC]

kill me

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FluffyGarbage [2013-01-27 00:20:36 +0000 UTC]

He's so adorable for a grumpy butt))

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to FluffyGarbage [2013-01-27 00:21:48 +0000 UTC]

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FluffyGarbage In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-01-27 00:24:46 +0000 UTC]

))

Wilderness: *plopped her butt in front of him, staring up at him with a spider walking to the end of her finger* I'm gonna end my life *the spider jumps off* Aaaah! *it hung from its thread* Just kidding~

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to FluffyGarbage [2013-01-27 00:25:47 +0000 UTC]

*SQUISHES THE SPIDER*

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FluffyGarbage In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-01-27 00:28:46 +0000 UTC]

Wilderness: *stared at the squished spider* What if, that was your distant cousin? *stared up at him* You killed your distant cousin.

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to FluffyGarbage [2013-01-27 01:32:56 +0000 UTC]

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FluffyGarbage In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-01-27 01:36:52 +0000 UTC]

Wilderness: It's ok though, I forgive you for being a cousin killer~

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PandaHero123 [2013-01-27 00:17:19 +0000 UTC]

Don't be such a grouch! ajdbdbsjbs -flails and such- ))

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to PandaHero123 [2013-01-27 00:20:49 +0000 UTC]

*CONTINUES TO BE A GROUCH*

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PandaHero123 In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-01-27 00:26:13 +0000 UTC]

Noooo! -pap pap pap poke- D:< ))

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AskLaika [2013-01-26 23:54:21 +0000 UTC]

"You're not dead!" Laika squealed, skittering up to him and cocking her head to one side realizing he was angry. "I made you a funeral pizza." She sat the slightly hairy pizza on the floor and flicked her somewhat stubby tail that was starting to grow back.

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to AskLaika [2013-01-27 00:14:43 +0000 UTC]

*can't think of anything nice to say to her*


*doesn't say anything and stares drearily at the hairy floor-pizza*

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AskLaika In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-01-27 00:25:18 +0000 UTC]

Laika's small fins drooped, making her hair bounce a little. "You don't have to be a grouch, you know." Wiping her left eye she added, "I stayed by your side for like 3 hours when you died."

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to AskLaika [2013-01-27 00:54:13 +0000 UTC]

*felt bad for the first time ever and telepathically apologizes*

*meekly picks up the hairy floor-pizza and eats dat shit*

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AskLaika In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-01-27 01:23:58 +0000 UTC]

"Are you lonely?" The salamander squeaked, hopping up on his throne thing. "It looks like you are."

(also omg i was making jellies with my mom but i accidentally stuck my hand in the green dye and now it looks like i strangled one of those guys from homestuck

i am the real murderer of nepeta)

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MaryLittleRose [2013-01-26 23:44:01 +0000 UTC]

Amy: *Gives him a spider plush* Shush.

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to MaryLittleRose [2013-01-26 23:46:43 +0000 UTC]

*BITES THE SHIT OUT OF IT, RIPPING IT INTO TINY PIECES THEN SETS IT ON FIRE*

(( they are otp ))

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MaryLittleRose In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-01-26 23:49:43 +0000 UTC]

Amy: *Gives him a halloween candy on his mouth*

(( grumpyxcutie ))

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to MaryLittleRose [2013-01-26 23:53:11 +0000 UTC]

*eats it cuz it's freakishly delicious*

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MaryLittleRose In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-01-26 23:55:37 +0000 UTC]

Amy: Are you happy now?

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to MaryLittleRose [2013-01-27 00:06:33 +0000 UTC]

I'M NEVER HAPPY

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MaryLittleRose In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-01-27 00:09:23 +0000 UTC]

Amy: *Suddenly a tray full of cups of tea are in her hands* Not even with tea?

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to MaryLittleRose [2013-01-27 00:17:10 +0000 UTC]

*pouts harder*

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MaryLittleRose In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-01-27 00:26:40 +0000 UTC]

Amy: C'mooooon? *Offers a cup close to his face*

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to MaryLittleRose [2013-01-27 00:47:04 +0000 UTC]

"UURRRRGHGHH *HISSSSSSSSSSSS*
*climbs up the walls and hides in the chandelier*

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MaryLittleRose In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-01-27 00:51:46 +0000 UTC]

Amy: Alright then *She giggles and jumps in his royal seat getting comfy*

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ask-cyguy [2013-01-26 23:40:27 +0000 UTC]

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Sketchy-Wretch [2013-01-26 23:32:04 +0000 UTC]

*contemplating murder*

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Ask-MayaTheElf [2013-01-26 23:25:41 +0000 UTC]

Maya: tequila? :0

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AskThePrinterPrince [2013-01-26 23:12:30 +0000 UTC]

Gary: Why so dark and dim, bro~? * Mischievous smile *

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to AskThePrinterPrince [2013-01-26 23:20:54 +0000 UTC]

*blinded by your hair*
"DON'T TALK TO ME WHILE I'M BUSY POUTING HISS HISS BLEH"

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AskThePrinterPrince In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-01-26 23:22:36 +0000 UTC]

Gary: Ew someone's a Mr.Grumpybuns!! *Grins evilly*

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DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs In reply to AskThePrinterPrince [2013-01-26 23:36:41 +0000 UTC]

"STOP SMILING AND GET YOUR GROTESQUE CIRCLE BOOTS OUT OF HERE ERRGGHHH"
*unnecessary hissy fit*

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AskThePrinterPrince In reply to DONTAsk-PrinceOfWebs [2013-02-02 02:29:53 +0000 UTC]

Gary: They're Roller blades, doofus! *He snickers*

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Ask-Ray-the-InkBoy [2013-01-26 23:09:37 +0000 UTC]

xD That is the most epic face ever))

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AskTheMismatched [2013-01-26 23:08:24 +0000 UTC]

Welcome back spider butt face..

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