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doodlegarmander — Metroid: Chozo Logic

Published: 2013-07-15 18:42:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 5405; Favourites: 74; Downloads: 20
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Description The more I think about it, the more I realize every species in the Metroid universe is as stupid as the Space Pirates.
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Comments: 6

KumoRocks [2018-07-13 23:32:42 +0000 UTC]

AND THEY DIED

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Roruman [2016-06-07 04:07:42 +0000 UTC]

They also created Mother Brain.
Maybe the Chozo just wanted to have fun with their creations fighting each other on galactic scale through Samus, the Space Pirates and the Feds... The Chozo are the game developers! and yes they're stupid for having done Other M. Stupid birds gone senile. They should have focused on making more Chozo statues instead of getting high, because "transcending" is BS.

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Space-Pirate-Tubes [2014-11-11 23:27:14 +0000 UTC]

Chozos vs Space Pirates.
Chozos create metroid!
It's not very effective.
Chozos are infected by phazon and become extinct.
Space Pirates steal metroids!
It's super effective!

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Grimmjow-thesexta [2014-07-31 16:58:50 +0000 UTC]

I think they only smart guy in the whole Metroid series is Metroid Prime; He just hides in a hole, and lets his blue piss corrupt the planet.

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Zero--0 [2013-07-18 03:11:47 +0000 UTC]

Chozo have vapour for brains?

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t-j-k [2013-07-15 22:04:01 +0000 UTC]

Well, the Metroids could be controlled by the Mother Brain, which was, at the time, entirely under the control of the chozo.

Still a hilarious comic

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