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Published: 2005-04-18 21:55:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 10015; Favourites: 316; Downloads: 178
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Here's a familiar scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.Banging coconuts together is a lot cheaper than a horse!
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yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your AMAZING!
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Are you sugguesting that coconuts migrate?
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I actually own two coconut
halves. I got thrown out of the county fair once, because of my misunderstood attempt at humor.
ME: "Come one, come all. Buy a ticket, take a ride on my invisible horse. Merely run around like your riding a horse and I'll run behind you with my nuts!!!"
Fair-Goer: "That's wrong on so many levels!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
P.S., I'm not gay, although I often take social abuse for my play on words and dark sense of humor. Next week, I'm scaring the elderly by putting a rubber snake in the Retirement Home's toilet. And pretending to be a plumber, wrestle with it!!!![gets squished by the famous foot thing]
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Oh mah god, epic win!! I fart in your general direction!! 
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exactly! I heard it's coming out for PSP
It LIVES ON
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I heart it. Pythoniers unite! *favs*
ARTHUR: We haveridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights
who will join me in my court of Camelot. I must speak with your
lord and master.
GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're
bangin' 'em together.
ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered
this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--
GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?
ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house
martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these
are not strangers to our land.
GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?
ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried.
GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a
simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not
carry a 1 pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your
master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a
swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
GUARD #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European
swallow, that's my point.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court
at Camelot?!
GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah...
GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
[clop clop]
GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it
together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper!
GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
GUARD #2: Well, why not?
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We would love to showcase this for all our Monty Python members to see. Drop us a line if you're interested. And of course 
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go ahead! I'm so sorry,I haven't been on DA forever!
but you can definately showcase it,I'd be honored! ^^
if it's not too late (5 months? nah,.)
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Thank you kind person! 
It's nice to know fellow monty python watchers!
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No problem kind person who is complimenting a kind person who likes Monty Python!!! haha, yes it is nice to know them!!!!
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Lol. thats great XDD "youre just banging two coconuts together!"
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Thank you!
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