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(Hoping this is not considered a spoiler)Did you try talking to the Statue of Altair?
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I have not
Remind me again which Assassin Creed game this was from? I have actually lost count by this point...
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I think the first one
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Third one. Desmond made fun of Altair's accent.
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"Whats up with you Altair?" - Desmond
"THATS RACIST!"- RebbecaΒ
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Yes. I did. I did not like it one bit. I think of Altair as a spiritual brother.
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I admit.
I have talked to the Statue of Altair.
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And how was it, my good sir?
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That's madame to you and it was great.
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Desmond: Hey, wassa-matta-you Altair?
Altair: That's racist!
Desmond: You're raci.....wait, what the fuck?
Altair: Just because I'm a Muslim does not mean that I'm a terrorist or that you would insult Islam.
Desmond: You can't swim for fuck's sake!
Altair: And you can't swim in water full of dog shit, racist bastard!
Desmond: And to think you said that God's light blinds us.
Altair: All types of light blind us for looking too long at them, except God's light. However, the light I wrote about in my Codex was about Satan. Get it?
Desmond: Oh, okay, I get it and......wait, am I hallucinating?
Altair: Yes and no. You are hallucinating, but whatever I told you was all correct.
Desmond: How can we know that you really meant that the light was Satan?
Altair: Just like you never take the Creed too seriously, read my Codex carefully.
Altair disappears.
Desmond: Wait, what?
Hallucinating Sequence 2 Complete.
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If the statue of Altair became possessed by the spirit of him, do you think it could be possible for them to do an Disney Hercules and bring back Ezio the same way? Imagine how badass that would be! Some of the greatest assassin's in history returning to life with bodies made of stone.
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Sorry but ghosts don't exist. It's the Djinn you should be worried about, always doing black magic and possesion of living humans and not statues.
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True. The Djinn will always be around to scare us. And by the looks of yyour comment and the fact, I can see you're a Muslim as well, Assalamualaikum brother!
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Desmond would be racist for insulting Altair like that. Altair is one of the best Assassins ever.
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Thank you brother. Indeed, alongside the Djinn, we must defeat the Templars and establish free-will.
Safety and peace.
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This is what happens when you make fun of you ancestors, Desmond XD The come back to kill you in the form of their statue
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Lesson in life: Never ever talk negative to a statue; they have feelings and might kill you or rape- I mean nothing!!!
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Lesson in life: Never insult Altair just because he is dead and he is Muslim. Just because he is a Muslim does not mean that he is a terrorist. Hence, Desmond starts to get a little bit racist.
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ahahhahha Damit, Desmond!
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u can talk to the statue !? *goes to assassins creed brotherhood*
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Someone would kill you because you insulted Altair just because he is Muslim.
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serious?? I will try next time XD
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I did, and I laughed so hard I pressed the buttons until he got tired of it xD
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"YOU'RE racist!"
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Really? This is what you guys are doing?
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"Hey, wassa matta you Altair?" When I found this in ACB, I kept clicking it until he stopped saying it XD This is my favorite part of the game.
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This is the part which I hate most, because it insults Altair being Muslim.
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You have no idea how much I love that icon!! 
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Haha, thanks~ It's all thanks to these
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Yep! You have to tell Β how you did those! Please?
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I didn't make them, the people who own the icons did. ^^
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Oh! Who made them?
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*shrug* not sure, but if i find out i'll let you know ^^
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Okay! Thank you! I appreciate it!
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Hey Wassa Matta You Altair?
That's racist.
You're racist!!!!
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oh gawd hes like a weeping angel! in case for u peeps that dont know what a weeping angel is its a statue that follows u around when u have ur back turned. as soon ad u turn around it stops moving. O_O
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Kinda reminds me of Ben Drowned!Β
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OH GOOD LORD I just now realized that too
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