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(Hoping this is not considered a spoiler)Did you try talking to the Statue of Altair?
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jajajajajaja... what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN nice one!
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I love that! I annoyed all my friends with the whole "Eh, wassa matta wit you, Altair?" "Thats Racist." "YOURE RACIST!" " Really, are we really doing this?" thing. lol
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Whatsa Matta You Altair? (who else remembers this part!?!?)
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Really guys? That' s what we're doing with our time?
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Oh nooooo! God forbid I take a break.
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i've only spent the past three fucking weeks inside that machine!
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No, no your right. Let's all just screw around while the world falls to pieces. (lol this is awesome)
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Hey, this isn't easy, you know.
(i laughed my ass off when i realized that you can interact with the statue xD)
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this is why i don't mock statues.
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Hm... Face a creepy statue of AltaΓ―r... or the Weeping Angels from DW? I think I'll take AltaΓ―r on over the Angels. That's less suicidal.
Not this far in the game yet (just got ACII and Bh off of a friend and school just started so I've only got 2 hours of gameplay), but I think I'll try and talk to the Statue after I gather the artifacts and see what happens.
Still preferring dealing with this statue over Weeping Angels. At least with him I'll be able to at least look away
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I immediately thought of the weeping angels. But I'd rather deal with them than altair.
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Granted you can trap them by making them stare at each other or have them sucked up by a crack in time. Either way, good luck with that.
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I mean try staying calm and not blinking with altair running at you. I'd personally rather deal with the quantity physics over the master assassin that is altair
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Haha, whatever suits you.
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I thought the same thing! the weeping angels from DW!! well Im glad im not the only one!
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Flick some water at him and see what happens...
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U should have Rebecca saying to Desmond: "and cue the running!" or sumthin like that
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I would freak out if the Statue came to life in the game..
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I was thinking the same thing after I talked to the statue xD
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what does desmond say in US version? in german version he just sais a senseless line of a football trainer that comes from italy. AltaΓ―r is arabian so I don't understand, why the others say, desmond is a racist.
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He says in an Italian accent, "hey, wat-sa-matta you, Altair?"
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and what mean's that?
also why italian? it's AltaΓ―r and not ezio. with an ezio statue I could understand the joke with tha accent and also the racism behind it, but not with AltaΓ―r
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just a question: How come allmost every single human who played ACB understood the joke and u didin't!?
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it makes NO sense! it would make sense if he would say that to a ezio statue, because EZIO is italian. AltaΓ―r is NOT so the "joke" has no sense
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Actually the accent Desmond used it was arab-like!Look on youtube and you'll see...
Altair is from...Siria...wich is in Arabic area of the world.SOOOOOOO when Desmon said 'Hey,Wassa-matta-you,Altair!?' he said it with a arab accent parody!Understood now or i have to draw it so you can understand it!?
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no in the german version. he sais a german line of a football trainer that came from italy and had weaknesses in german due to that and this line was also spoken in ITALIAN accent.
or why do you think I ask what he sais in original version?
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Ohhhh lol!I tought u asked about the 'hey,wassa-matta-you,Altair' - english version ._.
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no, I asked what he sais in english version, because the "joke" in the german version makes no sense.
but about this "wassa-matta" thing: what does that mean?
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Wassa-matta it's a parody of ' What is the matter with you/How are you.
I didin't heard the german thing .__. so i have no idea what he sais lol!
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and what is bad on "how are you?" Oo
in german he sais something like "Wer hat gespielt wie flasche leer?" (who has played like bottle empty?)
at least I understand "wer hat" (who has), but others say that desmond sais "du hast" (you have).
okay in this case it would be a little mean, but the racism thing makes no sense because this "Flasche leer" line is a quote of a italian football trainer who can't speak german correctly.
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I think he says that because Altair's statue looks so serious. Also, I think he says it in an Italia accent just because he's been in Ezio's memories for soooo long.
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and what now means "wat-sa-matta"
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What's the matter.
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okay...
in the german version he sais something like "wo has played like bottle empty" (the football trainer from italy had some weaknesses with german and desmont used exactly the same line)
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He says, "Was it hold that knife before?"
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I mean in the game, not in the picture -.-
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sigh.... See Desmond you should listen to Rebecca.
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I did it once, laughed hysterically, did it again, and then tired a third time but it didn't work 
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wassa-matta-you altair? That is a funny pic nice work as always!
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Hahaha, yeah I talked to it by accident (accidently pushed a button when I walked past it) and I didn't get the joke at all XD I liked how Lucy got all cross, lol.
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...... Replay time, seriously. o.o
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Oo I'm....reminded of the Weeping Angels from DW suddenly. XD" (I wish I could draw the AC outfits. They're too complicated for me.)
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OMG it did that to me too!
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XD Wow, DW can affect people's perspectives on things.
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Yeah... Those things scare me! >.< lol I just randomly remembered Angel Bob... XD
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They give me nightmares, like the Striga in SPN. ^^" XD Angel Bob.
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