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Toonwatcher [2014-07-15 03:25:09 +0000 UTC]

They were in Val Verde, a fictional South American country that has appeared in a variety of action films.

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OmalleyFlowers [2013-01-23 15:33:51 +0000 UTC]

Holy shit, as a massive fan of Predator, I fucking LOVE this... between the roid arm wrestle, Mr. Beep-beep-I'ma-jeep and that scorpion, I'm literally almost about to fall out of my seat in laughter.

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Nero--Angelo [2013-01-22 02:56:22 +0000 UTC]

X3 another schwarzeneggar comic, eh

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ONEeyeStreetBoy [2013-01-05 18:40:45 +0000 UTC]

I liked this movie.

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QuietW8 [2013-01-05 01:07:29 +0000 UTC]

What happened to the sexual Tyrannosaurus? Maybe it will pop up later, and save Arnold from raptors so he can get to the chopper. Like in Jurassic Park.

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Shiga95 [2013-01-04 16:58:55 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget the famous "GET TO DA CHOPPA" in the next pages!
And yes, "Predator" is the most of my favorites movies with Arnie

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K-E-Y-K-O [2013-01-04 09:44:41 +0000 UTC]

I think I'll laughing at your story^^

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hexgirl911 [2013-01-04 09:43:15 +0000 UTC]

I've never seen Predator so I'm guessing this is pretty accurate.

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ItzMeAudrey [2013-01-04 08:32:13 +0000 UTC]

Here's my contribution...

Women in the Kitchen Monthly's Book Club presents
PREDATOR!!!!!
Generic White People Fun Edition (insert stock photo of smiling white people here)
(AN: We've been cooking and having way too much sex to read, plus even we admit you can only reread Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey so many times before it starts getting old and unsatisfying if you catch our drift... So! We decided our book club should only include and discuss movies with oiled up beefy men we care to masturbate to! Mmm mmm I love me some sexy California governator~ See page 69 of our latest issue for more lady self-pleasure tips... this month featuring how to use brooms and christmas tree stands without impaling yourself! Just make sure you pleasure your man more because that's all you're good for anyway!)

Steroid level: Fuckin' disgusting XDDD

Black arm: Jungle Fever
White arm: Krey.

Poo? Out da mouff. Ew.

Sirens are srs bsnss.

#Whateven. Ded bodies. Ew.

Dude in the "forgot to write in Arnoldese" dialogue box... I'm totally picturing this: "I'm not trying to do good, I'm just trying to kill the person who's trying to kill the person I'm trying to kill!!"

On Ahnuld are dose pecs or man titties? Shiet.

!?!?!!?!

vrooooooomYEEEEEEYUUUHHHHH!! (Do not attempt. Car stunts performed by Lil Red and Lil Bitch who are professional women who cannot drive)

I guess they took out another camera man... fuck em, he had a dick.

I'll tell you what bleeding has to do with time. You see... every girl turns into a woman someday which is only a matter of time... and hormones. Once every 28 days (no relation to 28 Days Later we swear) a woman bleeds of the vag when she has not been barefoot and impregnated in time (Shit! Don't that feel useless!). Clearly this guy is referring to the fact that he's already has his menstal cycle this month and is experiencing his own bleeding of the vag far too early. I guess he should contact his slut doctor. Not only does he not have time for this shit, but his hormones are fuckin raging. Someone NEEDS to find this guy a token female... Seek medical help for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours... but in the mean time make use of that shit while you can, girls!

OH SHI--da black guy found a token female!!! He wants to put his Ho Ho (and/or Ding Dong... you pick your own chocolate Hostess pastry. RIP Hostess...) in her duck sauce. Thank god it's twice as big as an egg roll, maybe she won't notice it's black and disgusting. #Totallynotracist

Black guy in front with the Yoshi face should keep an eye on his ass... dat :F faced guy behind him is up to no good. Man train aw yeah.

They are in Tajikistan or some other hipster country no one's probably ever heard of because that's cool and foreign.

/End stupid interpretation.

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WraithA7 [2013-01-04 06:50:27 +0000 UTC]

As an addendum to my last comment though, you forgot the Sexual Cretaceous Reptile comment Jesse Ventura makes

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WraithA7 [2013-01-04 06:47:58 +0000 UTC]

Yaay, one of these again. And once again you've pretty much summarized the movie accurately.

Good Jawb Leggs :3

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WightMamba [2013-01-04 00:42:00 +0000 UTC]

pfft hahahahhaha

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Agent6-7 [2013-01-03 22:28:23 +0000 UTC]

Anytime *giggle giggle*

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juliusarmandobelmont [2013-01-03 20:27:44 +0000 UTC]

omg love arnold accent!!XD Q_Q he will be back!!

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Unirizz [2013-01-03 19:45:31 +0000 UTC]

awesome car is awesome so is Arnold

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EvilVixen05 [2013-01-03 19:17:19 +0000 UTC]

xD The craziness begins! Funny... they were showing the Predator 1 and 2 movies a lot just last week. I'm so laughing hard right now. XD Poor some random guy... had no idea how he got there. lol

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sjw8800 [2013-01-03 19:03:04 +0000 UTC]

AWWWW YEEEEEH!!!!

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Queen-of-the-Undead6 [2013-01-03 18:57:22 +0000 UTC]

Eheheh! Awesome! This pretty much sums up my questions as well.

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