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Nikky7o [2013-12-27 17:39:36 +0000 UTC]

omg this is so funny!

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TheLazilyInspiredOne [2013-07-22 14:03:18 +0000 UTC]

This is why I'd probably prefer Avatar's AMP suits over the Jaegers. Not only do you not have to put up with a potentially unbearable copilot, but you don't have to sift through his or her every thoughts whenever you want to ride your mech. Who knows what horrors you'll find in the deepest recesses of their minds.

Here's one such terrifying scenario (be warned, it'd probably be best to skip reading this):

Pilot 1: "Okay, prepare neural syncing in 3...2...1...sync!"

*syncing memories*

Pilot 1: "Now that's over with, we can- what the? HOLY S**T! What the f**k kind of erotica do you look at?"

Pilot 2: 'My little pony, my little pony~'

Pilot 1: "Oh HELL no! I want out! Get my out of here!"

Pilot 2: 'My little pony, I only wonder what friendship could be...'

Pilot 1: "Kill me. Kill me now."

Terrifying, no?

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